Saturday, April 27, 2013

Kelley's Email To Totally Cool, Hip, Brilliant, Handsome Billionaire, Ron Burkle

From: Kelley Lynch <>
Date: Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 8:05 PM
To: rbyucaipa <>, Dennis <>, "*irs. commissioner" <*>, Washington Field <>, ASKDOJ <>, "Kelly.Sopko" <>, "Doug.Davis" <>, Robert MacMillan <>, moseszzz <>, a <>, wennermedia <>, "Hoffman, Rand" <>, Mick Brown <>, woodwardb <>, "glenn.greenwald" <>, lrohter <>, police <>

Hi Ron,

How are you?  I know Michelle Rice copied you in on her email lying to me on February 14, 2011.  Steven Machat was copied in as well and the prosecutor/City Attorney concealed the transcript of Steven and my conversation although Streeter (an absolute lunatic) was obsessed with that email.  Rice forgot to copy the DOJ in so I know she didn't cut and paste my recipients.  The City Attorney says my recipients are irrelevant, Ron.  Does Carmen Trutanich view you as irrelevant, Ron?  How wild.  So many people think you have a profound effect on politics.  Anyway, I wonder what Streeter thought when she listened to this voice mail message?  The transcripts are entirely incoherent and fraudulent.  But, Ron, they are as accurate as her SECRETARIES GOT EM.What budget crisis is Trutanich lying about, Ron?  The one that involves Phil Spector, I suppose.  He was running for DA when I was set up, no?  And now, the 14th Sheepdog is targeting me over my appeal and he was able to criminally harass me while copying the City Attorney in on many, many emails.  Fascinating, no?
Cohen did say I wouldn't want an angry billionaire - like you UP MY ASS (and that's a direct quote, as you know, Mr. Burkle - because he curses) when Jan and your nanny tried to drag me into your custody/divorce matter.  Did my younger son cc you in on the email that so many people are commenting on from the other day?
I hope all is well.  Trutanich has liars working for him - two of them are called Sandra Jo Streeter and Susan Schmitter.  The taxpayers pay for this restraining order terrorism and the targeting of innocent citizens over celebrities.  And now, an investigator is on the case and going to the Grand Jury.  He thinks he sees criminal conduct on the part of the City Attorney and others and believes LA Superior Court is involved.  That's why I am so happy I don't live in the cesspool known as LA Confidential.


Sidebar:  Public Defender - Addresses his and Streeter’s joke - in front of a juror - about the IRS binder.  RT 150/151.  

Halloween Voicemail - October 31, 2011.  

I need to file my tax returns.  This is not a game.
Your fraudulent restraining orders aren’t going to do it and the other one expired.
Terre Roche just asked me all the details here again.
I’ve been slandered by your friends.
And you’ve altered my federal tax returns.
And I would like an accounting.  
I would like .... you to rescind the illegal (inaudible - K-1s).
I’m not a partner on (inaudible- LC Investments,LLC) - see you’re declaration.
What are you going to say now, Cohen? That you can’t read?
You have my bank statements.  I would like them.  The state and federal government would like my tax returns.  
People know you’ve destroyed my life because of your criminal tax fraud.
(Inaudible - Phil Spector) murder trial, it is disgusting.  
In any event, I would like the information I’ve asked for.  
Robert Kory’s declaration of (inaudible - IN RAY’S) custody matter ...
It’s so dirty.  But ... as (inaudible - Steven Machat) said, he doesn’t understand the law and neither do you.
Terre Roche said it - she would never let her fans target me.
Oh, I know, that’s how you operate.  Remember.  I know you.  
One thing Terre Roche just noticed - you think I don’t have a lawyer and can’t come up against you and that’s why you’ve come at me like this.
I said to her - if he really was defrauded why wouldn’t he have gone with me to the IRS?
I’m calling Phil Spector’s lawyer now - Bruce Cutler.  
Nobody can believe your role in that matter.
You do recall that I was there with my lawyer, Steven (inaudible - Cron), don’t you?
People are wondering what happened here (inaudible) rock and roll story.
How did you like us in the Phillippine?  INAUDIBLE.
Mick Brown was absolutely adamant that he had the transcripts when you testified against Phillip.  So Terre Roche was very curious about that.  
The DA helped Phil’s (inaudible???) driver get a green card.  Maybe he can help Leonard Cohen with his criminal tax fraud.  You weren’t defrauded by your advisers, thank you very much.
You are one of the greediest men I’ve ever met.  
INCOHERENT - my tax returns ... they’re criminal ... You don’t mind filing criminal K-1 .. make me an illegal partner ... and then threatening me with the IRS (MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL), partners (inaudible - MAKES NO SENSE), Treasury, and Dennis RIordan copied in.  Also, my friend Ron Burkle.  RIGHT - MICHELLE RICE’S EMAIL.  You mean to tell me the last thing on earth you need is an angry billionaire up your ass.  What happened?  Did the drugs kick in?  COHEN’S COMMENT ABOUT RON BURKLE WHEN JAN BURKLE AND THE NANNY TRIED TO DRAG ME INTO THE BURKLE CUSTODY/DIVORCE MATTER.