From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 4:01 PM
Subject: Transcripts: Dennis Riordan
To: Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, "Doug.Davis" <Doug.Davis@ftb.ca.gov>
To the IRS Commissioner's Staff,
Date: Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 4:01 PM
Subject: Transcripts: Dennis Riordan
To: Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, "Doug.Davis" <Doug.Davis@ftb.ca.gov>
To the IRS Commissioner's Staff,
Streeter's questions about the IRS are quite fascinating. A Deputy City Attorney doesn't understand why the IRS, FBI, DOJ, Treasury, and FTB are copied in on my emails but she understands Dennis Riordan is. I personally don't think Leonard Cohen's sexual harassment was my intent to annoy Leonard Cohen. The IRS was copied in. Why was the IRS copied in? Because Leonard Cohen had me read the entire Traditional Holdings deal memo from Grubman Indursky to him while he was in the bubble bath. If you don't want people addressing your penis, don't bath in front of your female personal manager. This is one hell of a Domestic Violence Unit. I forgot - this is not a domestic violence issue. LA Superior Court and Boulder Court told me you cannot register the civil harassment order I requested as a DMV order. And, I had to be served. How could California obtain jurisdiction over me? The City Attorney thinks that's irrelevant. Do you know why? Because they can't stop lying.
All the best,
Kelley
Streeter: Did you hear the mention of a gentleman by the name of Dennis Riordan in that last sentence Mr. Cohen?
Cohen: No, I didn’t. RT 234
Streeter: Did you hear a mention of a Dennis Riordan in there, Mr. Cohen?
Cohen: Yes, I did. RT 234
Streeter: Do you recall if Ms. Lynch has mentioned Dennis Riordan in any of her emails?
Cohen: Many times, but I just don’t remember at this moment what the connection is. RT 235
Streeter: Is Mr. Riordan one of the recipients? Is there, like, Dennis --
Cohen: He’s the first recipient. RT 237
Streeter: Does it say Dennis Riordan or Mr. Riordan?
Cohen: It says dennis@riordan-horgan.com.
Streeter: Who’s the name on the first line of the actual text of the email?
Cohen: Mr. Riordan.
Public Defender: Object to relevance. RT 237/238
Streeter: What is the subject line of this email, Mr. Cohen?
Cohen: One hapless toad who chose to live in California has more rights than Phillip.
Streeter: That Phillip, is that the Phillip, Phil Spector. RT 238
Streeter: And is Mr. -- Dennis Riordan one of the recipients?
Cohen: Yes, he is.
Streeter: … See if there is any mention of the District Attorney or Steven Cooley in there.
Cohen: Yes, there are many mentions. RT 239
Streeter: And what is the subject of that email?
Cohen: The subject is re. Let’s wish Phil Spector a Merry Christmas. He has loved my son Rutger since he was born. RT 249
SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Streeter: And is there an S. Cooley -- is an S. Cooley one of the recipients?
Cohen: Yes, S. Cooley is a recipient.
Streeter: What is the subject, Mr. Cohen, of that email? RT 259
Cohen: And, yes -- oh, subject. Re: And, yes, Leonard Cohen does have a small, if non-existent penis …
Streeter: The first sentence in the email.
Cohen: Glen [Glenn Greenwald/Guardian UK], Michael asked the crucial -- the crucial question this week. Does Cohen, who would have me read business legal documents while he was in the bubble bath, have a small penis? RT 260
Streeter: Was the IRS one of the recipients?
Cohen: I’m sorry?
Streeter: IRS.
Cohen: Yes, the IRS is a recipient. RT 261
Cohen: No, I didn’t. RT 234
Streeter: Did you hear a mention of a Dennis Riordan in there, Mr. Cohen?
Cohen: Yes, I did. RT 234
Streeter: Do you recall if Ms. Lynch has mentioned Dennis Riordan in any of her emails?
Cohen: Many times, but I just don’t remember at this moment what the connection is. RT 235
Streeter: Is Mr. Riordan one of the recipients? Is there, like, Dennis --
Cohen: He’s the first recipient. RT 237
Streeter: Does it say Dennis Riordan or Mr. Riordan?
Cohen: It says dennis@riordan-horgan.com.
Streeter: Who’s the name on the first line of the actual text of the email?
Cohen: Mr. Riordan.
Public Defender: Object to relevance. RT 237/238
Streeter: What is the subject line of this email, Mr. Cohen?
Cohen: One hapless toad who chose to live in California has more rights than Phillip.
Streeter: That Phillip, is that the Phillip, Phil Spector. RT 238
Streeter: And is Mr. -- Dennis Riordan one of the recipients?
Cohen: Yes, he is.
Streeter: … See if there is any mention of the District Attorney or Steven Cooley in there.
Cohen: Yes, there are many mentions. RT 239
Streeter: And what is the subject of that email?
Cohen: The subject is re. Let’s wish Phil Spector a Merry Christmas. He has loved my son Rutger since he was born. RT 249
SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Streeter: And is there an S. Cooley -- is an S. Cooley one of the recipients?
Cohen: Yes, S. Cooley is a recipient.
Streeter: What is the subject, Mr. Cohen, of that email? RT 259
Cohen: And, yes -- oh, subject. Re: And, yes, Leonard Cohen does have a small, if non-existent penis …
Streeter: The first sentence in the email.
Cohen: Glen [Glenn Greenwald/Guardian UK], Michael asked the crucial -- the crucial question this week. Does Cohen, who would have me read business legal documents while he was in the bubble bath, have a small penis? RT 260
Streeter: Was the IRS one of the recipients?
Cohen: I’m sorry?
Streeter: IRS.
Cohen: Yes, the IRS is a recipient. RT 261
