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Kelley's Email To The FBI Re. Leonard Cohen, Perjury, Phil Spector, Stephen Gianelli, DDA Alan Jackson, City Attorney Carmen Trutanich, Etc.

From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 3:48 PM
Subject: Re: The Whore Liars OF Ft. Liquordale ... Drugs, etc.
To: Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, "Doug.Davis" <Doug.Davis@ftb.ca.gov>, rbyucaipa <rbyucaipa@yahoo.com>, Robert MacMillan <robert.macmillan@gmail.com>, moseszzz <moseszzz@mztv.com>, a <anderson.cooper@cnn.com>, wennermedia <wennermedia@gmail.com>, "Hoffman, Rand" <rand.hoffman@umusic.com>, Mick Brown <mick.brown@telegraph.co.uk>, woodwardb <woodwardb@washpost.com>, "glenn.greenwald" <glenn.greenwald@guardiannews.com>, lrohter <lrohter@nytimes.com>

To the FBI,

I would assume this is why Streeter and Cohen lied about the email that was sent to Dennis Riordan wherein I confirmed that - for approximately 20 years - Cohen told me that Phil Spector never held a gun on him.  Cohen perjured himself in the testimony where he confirmed that he received that email - after Streeter explicit advised him to review it and he was given time to do so.  My lawyer nailed him on that issue.  His perjury is excessive.  What do you think Carmen Trutanich's interest in the Phil Spector trial is?  Cohen's statements were presented ot the Grand Jury and I have been clear that Mick Brown and I discussed this in 2005.  This was also concealed from my jurors.  Why do you think Trutanich would want people to believe that I reported Cohen to the IRS out of revenge when Cohen, in fact, retaliated against me with his fraudulent lawsuit after I reported his criminal tax fraud.  In any event, Dale Burgess asked me to confirm for the IRS and Treasury that he would testify to Cohen's offer - to me - of 50% community property.  My lawyers were present for that as well.  Dale Burgess wasn't fired.  He advised me what was due, in full, on my tax returns through and including 2003.  I have just contacted his office re. the K-1 from TH and other matters that I would like clarification about.

All the best,
Kelley

Excerpt from Lynch letter to DDA Alan Jackson

I would strongly suggest that you review the police reports of Cohen’s interview with the detectives Steve Cron and I met at his house. He either lied to them or, if Mick Brown was accurate when he advised me that Cohen testified in Phil Spector’s grand jury, perjured himself. That would seem to raise issues having to do with obstruction of justice as well. The detectives I met seemed professional so perhaps they will be confused about Cohen’s testimony before the grand jury – or, possibly, that you have referred to an incident between him and Phil Spector in the Motion In Limine. For the record, Cohen advised me that he confirmed – for the detectives – that his comments, over the years about Phil Spector, were good rock ‘n roll comments which is precisely what he told me over the course of 20 years. He also told me that he did not like his vocals and felt humiliated that Phillip did not want to mix the album – putting him in the position of being forced to telegram Phillip. Phillip told me he received hate mail from all 8 of Cohen’s fans and found working with Cohen depressing. I can assure you that I found working with Cohen unbelievably depressing. Cohen certainly did not mind his daughter, Lorca Cohen, accompanying me to visit Phil Spector one night at the Bel Air Hotel. In fact, he seemed rather delighted and intrigued. That is precisely how he felt when he heard that I was having dinner with Phillip in Beverly Hills after the Clarkson incident.

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 3:39 PM, Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com> wrote:

To the DOJ,

In the next few hours, I'll find and send you Ann Diamond's explicit written permission again.  Gianelli lies through his teeth and clearly has motive.  The dogster?  No, that is Gianelli using a separate email account to bypass my spam filter.  He has been advised endlessly to CEASE AND DESIST.  His MO?  That's obvious to me - he attempts to infiltrate matters (like Phil Spector's) and has an interest in sabotaging matters (like Cohen''s tax fraud that is clearly criminal). 

All the best,
Kelley

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 3:36 PM, Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com> wrote:

Hi Rand,

I did include a link to Eminem's PUKE, a photograph of Eminem (that I ran by you first), and the Bruce Cutler Smack Down that involves a woman who did NOT work for Phil Spector in 1988 or 1989 when I was his full time personal assistant and his phones were transferred to my office 24/7.

All the best,
Kelley

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 3:34 PM, Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com> wrote:

Hello Mr. Riordan,

Why don't you review this letter to determine where Ann Diamond (who gave me explicit written permission to post our emails, her draft article, etc. online) is quoted. 

All the best,

Kelley

Kelley Lynch
odzerchenma3@gmail.com

September 17, 2009

Alan Jackson
District Attorney’s Office
County of Los Angeles
210 Temple Street
Suite 18000
Los Angeles, California 90012-3210

Re: Kelley Lynch vs. the District Attorney of Los Angeles, et al.

Alan Jackson:

I am in receipt of your email dated September 9, 2009 demanding that I remove you from my “recipients list.” My emails, as I have repeatedly stated, document the destruction of my life, the destruction of my children and parent’s lives, the targeting of my family, etc., due solely to the fact that I was told Leonard Norman Cohen committed criminal tax fraud and reported that to the IRS and others. I can assure you that everything that has occurred with Cohen is nothing other than an IRS matters and there is need to “convert” them into anything other than what they are. I would not be in an adversarial situation with Cohen had I not reported his tax fraud and accepted 50% community property or whatever “bribes” I was being offered. I also refused to cave into extremely vicious coercive tactics – such as Ray Charles Lindsey’s custody matter. I am assuming that you are not a parent because I cannot imagine the type of person or people who would target a Mother and her children. I am absolutely convinced that Cohen’s tax fraud relates to the Phil Spector murder trial. Furthermore, I am absolutely convinced that I was taken to Killer King and questioned about Phil Spector in an attempt to prevent me from testifying against Cohen in any IRS matter - whether it is currently privately “pending.” It is pending for me because I intend to litigate this situation and at the very heart of my lawsuit will be the fact that my life has been destroyed because I had the audacity to report his tax fraud and Cohen seemed to think Phil Spector and I would take the fall for him and his actions. He is sadly mistaken.

Not only do I believe Cohen committed tax fraud with respect to Blue Mist Touring Company, Inc., LC Investments, LLC, Traditional Holdings, LLC, possibly Old Ideas, LLC, personally and in connection with other entities, I believe he may have a lifelong history of tax fraud in the United States and Canada. In fact, I emailed the IRS Commissioner’s Staff a 1977 tax memo prepared specifically for “Cohen” advising him that he did not have to pay taxes anywhere he had residences (United States, Canada, and Greece) but cautioning him not to have a green card. Cohen had a green card and informed me that he abandoned it because the IRS does not ask where you paid taxes the prior year while Canada does. This would explain why he applied for and obtained a new green card in 1991. It would also explain the social security number insanity his accountant, Burt Goldstein, sorted out after Marty Machat’s death in 1988. Marty Machat was Phil Spector and Cohen’s attorney and I worked for him from approximately 1984 until his death in April 1988. The lengths Cohen went to obtain a new green card were extraordinary.

Cohen’s tax fraud, that I was told is criminal, appears to follow him from adviser to adviser. He also has a pattern of blaming advisers and stealing from them. I provided Boies Schiller (who I permitted to review a great deal of evidence relating to the Leonard Cohen Tax Fraud Matter) with Marty Machat’s letter to Irving Trust transmitting a $30,000.00 final payment for his and Bob Johnston’s share of Stranger Music, Inc. Unfortunately, when Cohen sold Leonard Cohen Stranger Music, Inc. and Bad Monk Publishing Company (a d/b/a of Cohen’s) to Sony he did not inform me that he was selling Mr. Machat and Mr. Johnston’s shares. I personally believe the IRS Commissioner’s Staff should review that sale and, specifically, look into why Cohen and Westin were concerned about issues relating to the assignments of copyrights into Bad Monk Publishing. I also believe the IRS Commissioner’s Staff should look into the failed C.A.K. bond deal (that apparently concerned Robert Kory) and the formation of Cohen’s two charitable remainder trusts. Ed Dean, Cohen’s lawyer, was concerned about personal service contracts being assigned to these trusts and other legal issues relating to the assignments. Robert Kory advised me, at our luncheon, that I had a cause of action against every one of Cohen’s advisers and confirmed my suspicions: the holding periods were illegal. Kory also emailed me on May 24, 2005 that the IRS would demand answers to questions, relating to Cohen’s taxes, going back many years. I was also told by Steve Blanq of Hochman, Rettig that Richard Westin, Cohen’s tax lawyer, made the IRS nervous with his evasiveness. I can understand why. He made me nervous – particularly when he wrote that Neal Greenberg was going to screw me over and he would stand up for me. I have no idea what that means but intend to find out. Fortunately, Westin confirmed – via email – that Traditional Holdings, LLC was a “real entity” (although I personally believe it is a “sham”) and the annuity obligation was real. Unfortunately, Westin had already extinguished the annuity obligation from the tax return at that time. He also extinguished the promissory note and did not report the Sony sale on the 2001 tax returns. He also used two separate tax identification numbers which was probably done purposely to deceive the IRS. Westin also confirmed – via email – that he only represented Leonard Norman Cohen. Truer words have rarely been spoken.

My advisers, DiMascio & Berardo and Dale Burgess, confirmed that Cohen committed criminal tax fraud and “exposed” me to that fraud. In our last meeting, inexplicably, DiMascio & Berardo wanted to figure in a “settlement” amount for my exposure to Cohen’s fraud. In our first meeting, however, they advised me that I had two choices once fraud was brought to my attention: report it to the IRS and/or amend the tax returns. Reporting tax fraud to the IRS turned out to be incredibly dangerous for me and my family but I did not trust anyone to amend the returns and felt a better course of action would be to report what I was told to the IRS, the State of Kentucky, and others. After all, DiMascio & Berardo calculated the penalties and interest – as of the fall of 2004 – with respect to Traditional Holdings, LLC at approximately $10 million. This is what they told me Cohen would have to pay if he personally wanted to report the tax fraud. I believe, were Cohen’s allegations that he was defrauded by his advisers realistic, he would have gone to the IRS with me. I was also told, by DiMascio & Berardo, that similar penalties and interest were accumulating with respect to Blue Mist Touring Company, Inc. and LC Investments, LLC. Dale Burgess, my former accountant advised me that there is fraud on three entities and both he and Ken Cleveland, Cohen’s former accountant, believe the intellectual property is still in Blue Mist Touring Company, Inc. I own 15% of that intellectual property – wherever it has gone - and have repeatedly requested a complete and proper forensic accounting of Cohen with all assets on the table. I would like the IRS Commissioner’s Staff’s Opinion on that issue. Agent Betzer, a Collection Agent with the IRS also believed I owned 15% of Blue Mist Touring Company, Inc. and 99.5% Traditional Holdings, LLC. He advised me to go get what was rightfully mine and he appeared to be an exceptionally helpful and brilliant man. Agent Betzer also understood that I paid approximately $165,000.00 in taxes on a company that Cohen has attempted to prove I do not own. I believed I owned it and I believed there might be something suspect about that entity and the promissory note – which is why I demanded and received an “Indemnity Agreement” from Cohen. For these reasons, one might imagine, the IRS Commissioner’s Staff, the Department of Justice, and Agent Kelly Sopko-Treasury Department are copied in on my emails.

DiMascio & Berardo were apparently impressed and/or intimidated by the fact that Cohen was represented by former District Attorney Ira Reiner and perhaps this is why they encouraged me to participate in what I believe would have been an illegal deal, illegal meditation, and possibly insurance fraud. Ira Reiner was brought in, according to Kory, to handle the mediations for Cohen because Kory does not understand litigation. I would like to point out that Dale Burgess asked me to confirm for the IRS Commissioner’s Staff and the Treasury Department that my lawyers understood this was criminal tax fraud and he would testify to the fact that I was offered 50% community property by Cohen – presumably to lie and say he was defrauded by his advisers.

The IRS Commissioner’s Staff and Department of Justice are referenced in the subject line of the email you responded to and it seems odd that you would permit yourself to be copied in on so many emails from odzerchenma@gmail.com and twiggy.ahmadinejad@gmail.com (and other email accounts) and only now ask me to “immediately” remove you. I have asked you to explain why I was taken to Killer King and questioned about Phil Spector. Please see relevant pages of the Killer King report – which I previously mailed Detective Silva and emailed you and Truc Do. My email accounts and Blogs, I might note, have been targeted by Michelle Blaine (who confirmed this publicly and thanked Blogonaut for his assistance in targeting them), Gianelli, Blogonaut, Belark, and others – including someone who posts as “Bird.” That is the “crowd” that you are apparently affiliated with which is unconscionable – given what has gone on and what is going on with those Blogs. Investigator William Frayeh, of your office, felt Gianelli might have found a sympathetic ear – yours. That is truly appalling and I absolutely believe the IRS Commissioner’s Staff, the Department of Justice, the Treasury Department, the FBI, DEA, Immigration, Phil Spector, and his legal team should investigate what is going on here and what has gone on. Stephen Gianelli has, from my perspective, lied to Special Agent Wynar of Oakland FBI. He had the audacity, from what Belark-Gianelli-Blogonaut advised me, to go to the FBI with allegations that I am spamming Agent Kelly Sopko of the United States Treasury Department. It would seem that Gianelli now has the FBI investigating the Treasury. Given the fact that Agent Sopko was able to call me, fly into see me in Santa Ana, California, and email me Agent Tejeda’s information (IRS-Fraud Unit-Los Angeles), one can safely assume that she personally can determine whether or not I am spamming her and advise me to stop. Gianelli also phoned Bruce Cutler who, as you well know, represented Phil Spector. Gianelli is apparently extremely eager to determine what’s on Bruce Cutler’s mind. One thing that should be on Bruce Cutler’s mind is the fact that Nat McBride, an acquaintance of Nicole Spector’s, received a “death threat” from one Brian Peterson (bpeterson999@yahoo) and received at least one email from someone purporting to be Bruce Cutler. I, naturally, have been accused of sending that email. I can assure you that I would not criminally impersonate Bruce Cutler and have now reported those threats and the criminal impersonation of Mr. Cutler to the Department of Justice and Interpol.

Gainelli, amazingly enough, also phoned Investigator Frayeh to determine, from what I can tell, if William Frayeh thinks Prosecutor/Judge Pat Dixon is “good looking.” Please keep in mind that this is a murder trial that has now taken surreal turns. Gianelli/Blogonaut is all over this story and his role seems sinister – particularly given the fact that Blogonaut publicly stated (and emailed me) that “it” had been in contact with Cohen’s advisers on three separate occasions, was communicating with people who knew me in Los Angeles, and offered to put me in touch with Cohen who is apparently willing to help me. All I have to do in order to get my life and children back is lie. I have captured much of the activity on Blaine’s Blog, Blogonaut’s Blog, the Hartford Courant, my own Blogs, and so forth because I thought some of the slander and malicious allegations might ultimately be pulled down which is precisely what has occurred. I have forwarded the captured Blog content to Doron Weinberg, Dennis Riordan, the IRS Commissioner’s Staff, the Department of Justice, and others. Lying seems to be the name of the game. I was offered 50% of Cohen’s “community property” – presumably to lie to the IRS and others that Cohen was defrauded by his advisers (which is not what I witnessed) – and declined that. The idea of Cohen being defrauded by his advisers is laughable. His disdain for “ordinary income taxes” may be unprecedented and he appeared to grow greedier and greedier with time. He had similarly disdainful views on gift taxes and his own lawyer, Reeve Chudd, emailed me that he was not an “alchemist” when Cohen attempted to donate his body of work to the Toronto Library in exchange for a United States tax credit.

I realize this may complicate matters for the District Attorney as it seems that Cohen probably perjured himself in Phil Spector’s grand jury but let me state, for the record, what Boies Schiller advised me to do when they realized I was meeting Robert Kory for our luncheon: Call Brian Bennett and have him wire me. They seemed to believe I was being asked to participate in criminal activity and were clear – in their emails – that recording Kory would not be a “set up” because what I was being asked to do was illegal. Betsy Superfon, who was apparently negotiating (on my behalf) with Cohen and Kory (without my knowledge, awareness and/or consent) ultimately spoke to Cohen/Kory. Yongzin Rinpoche, who was visiting with his wife, advised me to have her drop by. I asked her to have Cohen/Kory put the terms of their “deal” in writing and fax it to me. Kory advised Superfon that this is not the type of deal that could be faxed and suggested that he, Superfon, and I meet for lunch. Later, Superfon told me the type of deal was an illegal one and advised me that Lindsey took my son away from me to keep him out of Cohen’s tax fraud and there was something – like money – in it for him. There must have been. Why else would my “ex-husband” meet with Cohen and Kory. I was initially told that Cohen and Kory went into Lindsey’s office and accused me of having sex with Oliver Stone. I remain unconvinced that this is defense to tax fraud and tend to doubt it’s a “crime” in any event. Why would my son’s grandfather, Mort Lindsey, contact Cohen and/or Kory and phone me in an attempt to have me make what I was told would have been an illegal deal? Cohen, Kory, Lindsey, and Superfon have been “named” in Greenberg’s lawsuit against Cohen. The FBI in Denver told me they would be brought in if there was witness or evidence tampering and explained that it is criminal. Dan Scheid, Greenberg’s lawyer who apparently has evidence relating to criminal witness and evidence tampering, told me and emailed me that this relates to Cohen and Kory. Ed Dean informed me that if the IRS Commissioner’s Staff views what has occurred as fraud and not negligence he will come in after the lawyers and accountants as well. One can only hope and pray that Kory is at the top of the list of lawyers – together with Scott Edelman/Gibson, Dumb and Dumber who had no qualms “seizing” evidence that he knew I intended to send to the IRS Commissioner’s Staff. Of course, I wasn’t served that lawsuit and have noticed that rotten lawyers who lie for a living think they are above the law and tend to ignore due process. In light of what has happened here hearing that you view my emails as “spam” makes me realize that you are a vicious and sadistic individual who is capable of anything. I realize my emails may be unwanted but they are definitely not “spam.”

I would strongly suggest that you review the police reports of Cohen’s interview with the detectives Steve Cron and I met at his house. He either lied to them or, if Mick Brown was accurate when he advised me that Cohen testified in Phil Spector’s grand jury, perjured himself. That would seem to raise issues having to do with obstruction of justice as well. The detectives I met seemed professional so perhaps they will be confused about Cohen’s testimony before the grand jury – or, possibly, that you have referred to an incident between him and Phil Spector in the Motion In Limine. For the record, Cohen advised me that he confirmed – for the detectives – that his comments, over the years about Phil Spector, were good rock ‘n roll comments which is precisely what he told me over the course of 20 years. He also told me that he did not like his vocals and felt humiliated that Phillip did not want to mix the album – putting him in the position of being forced to telegram Phillip. Phillip told me he received hate mail from all 8 of Cohen’s fans and found working with Cohen depressing. I can assure you that I found working with Cohen unbelievably depressing. Cohen certainly did not mind his daughter, Lorca Cohen, accompanying me to visit Phil Spector one night at the Bel Air Hotel. In fact, he seemed rather delighted and intrigued. That is precisely how he felt when he heard that I was having dinner with Phillip in Beverly Hills after the Clarkson incident.

I also reported Cohen’s tax fraud and the fact that he has defrauded me of millions to the District Attorney’s Major Fraud Unit. Please speak to Jeff Jonas about this Complaint. He may be the same Jeff Jonas referred to in your office’s Internal Memorandum relating to King Drew and questioning the credibility of coroner Luis Pena. Apparently my Complaint to your Major Fraud Unit was problematic for the District Attorney as it resulted in Brian Bennett threatening to report me to someone. To whom I cannot say.

Why have I been emailing you and Truc Do and leaving messages for various people at the District Attorney’s Office? I can assure you this is not “harassment.” Your office dragged me into the Phil Spector murder trial – not I. On May 25, 2005, I was held hostage by a S.W.A.T. Team comprised of Los Angeles Police Department and Inglewood Police Department. Sergeant Joe ___________/LAPD, who monitored my only visit with Ray Charles Lindsey since May 25, 2005, told me Beverly Hills Police Department may have been present as well. There is apparently evidence – with Neal Greenberg and/or his lawyers – in Colorado that Cohen, Kory, Lindsey, and Superfon somehow conspired to have me falsely arrested. I was taken to Killer King, questioned about Phil Spector, and ultimately determined that the entire King Drew file was falsified. The individual in that file is apparently one Kelly Annette Lynch who would have been 19 at the time. Rutger and I did not spontaneously manifest on this planet at the same moment in time – which is basically what would have needed to occur were Kelly Annette Lynch actually his mother. She is, however, the woman that seems to have lost custody of my son Ray Charles Lindsey. The bizarre part of this is that my address is correct. My name, however, is spelled incorrectly and on one page alone the following details are false and/or wrong: the social security number, my place of birth, date of birth, religion, and the insurance number. Very little, if anything, in that file relates to me. A nurse informed me that there was fraudulent information in the file and someone was planning to transfer me. Fortunately, after requesting a new doctor, Dr. D’Angelo took my file and determined that I was not dangerous to myself and/or others. Most people who are held at gunpoint by approximately 30 armed men aren’t dangerous – particularly when they are alone in their homes and wearing a bikini which is what I was wearing.

A custody matter was obviously coordinated with my “visit” to Killer King and Steven Clark Lindsey’s cell phone number appears in the attendant falsified report. For the record, the actual conversation Rutger had with “Erma Oppenhein” after the S.W.A.T. incident was limited to two questions: Is your Mother on any medication and are you ok? His answers: Yes, heart medication and yes, he was ok. Steven Clark Lindsey is my younger son’s father and, after inserting himself into the Leonard Norman Cohen Tax Fraud Matter, filed Robert Kory’s Declaration in that matter. My son, Rutger, was asked to go in and sign over/transfer/sell my former house to Cohen/Kory – by Lindsey – while I was en route to Killer King. I would like to point out that there is no signature permitting anyone to treat me at King Drew and Steven Clark Lindsey had no legal right, whatsoever, to speak to any doctor or medical provider on my behalf. His lawyer, Daniel A. Bergman, was apparently faxing Betsy Superfon a Declaration to sign while I was being taken to King Drew. I noticed that at the top of her Declaration. When I have the money I intend to obtain a complete copy of the custody file – including transcripts of hearings – and will turn that over to the IRS Commissioner’s Staff, the Department of Justice, the Treasury Department, and – most definitely, Phil Spector. For now, I am living in a homeless shelter in Houston and Blogonaut/Gianelli have “urged” Boulder Police Department and Los Angeles Police Department to further target me. Law enforcement is all over this story and it is revolting. This is the reason why I contacted the Department of Justice and the FBI.

I have brought the fraudulent use of someone else’s social security number (in the King Drew file and in the so-called “police report”) to the attention of the Social Security Administration, the IRS Commissioner’s Staff, the Department of Justice, Agent Kelly Sopko – Treasury Department, the FTC, Phil Spector and his legal team, and others. The Social Security Administration advised me to file a criminal complaint with the Houston Police Department after I discussed, with a representative, the fact that Cohen issued illegal K1s using my Social Security number and with respect to the number that appears in the King Drew file. Apparently it is also identity theft.

I advised Agent Sopko and her partner, in our meeting, that I believe the custody matter arose from Cohen’s tax fraud – that I was told is criminal and relates to the Phil Spector murder trial that I definitely view as a set up. I have provided the IRS Commissioner’s Staff, Phil Spector, and others, with Robert Kory and Betsy Superfon’s Declarations that were filed in the custody matter. Ray Charles Lindsey, my son, witnessed a conversation between me and Kory about 1) Cohen’s tax fraud that I was told is criminal; 2) the missing state tax returns; 3) my intellectual property that appears to have been stolen (see Blue Mist Touring Company, Inc. and evidence I filed in Boulder, Colorado with my Motion to Quash Cohen’s fraudulent restraining order – meant to silence me and prevent me from contacting Kory with respect to 1099s, illegal K1s issued me by LC Investments, LLC, my intellectual property, a complete and proper forensic accounting, etc. – all of which is an “IRS matter”); and, 4) their threats. I would like to point out that I discussed Cohen and Kory’s threats to put me in jail with Agent Sopko and her partner. Agent Sopko asked me how “they” intended to do that. I have no idea and would have demanded a jury trial in any event. At this point, I would like to underscore this fact: I did not enter an appearance in Cohen’s bogus lawsuit with fraudulent financials attached because I believe it is an attempt to cover up criminal tax fraud and/or criminal conduct – an attempt to obstruct justice. The financial “ledger” attached thereto is fraudulent. Please see Dale Burgess’ fax to DiMascio & Berardo (also filed with my Motion to Quash in Boulder, Colorado) advising – after meeting with Kevin Prins/Moss Adam’s (Cohen’s accountant) – what was missing in terms of back-up documentation and asset valuations.

Leonard Norman Cohen has gone to extraordinary lengths to silence me and has noted, for the news media, the massive tax hit he will take in connection with his creative tax planning. This clearly is his motive. Let me explain how DiMascio & Berardo saw these entities: Blue Mist Touring Company, Inc. owns the assets; LC Investments and Leonard Cohen personally collect the income; and Traditional Holdings, LLC sold something it did not own. I was not part of the team of legal and accounting professionals who tended to the tax planning and/or corporate structures but I do know this: Cohen’s tax lawyer, Richard Westin, wrote that Cohen’s level of borrowing from Traditional Holdings, LLC was “dangerous” and felt the IRS could overturn the entity if it noticed a disregard for substance and/or form. There seems to be a disregard for everything – including a “business purpose” as Mr. John Maunts/Kentucky Revenue Cabinet pointed out. I was not a trustee – constructive or otherwise – on any of these entities and am awaiting Opinion Letters from the IRS and State of Kentucky on that issue. There is no way I am in a position to respond legally to the allegations raised by Leonard Norman Cohen and/or Neal Greenberg in his “companion suit” filed in the U.S. District Court in Denver. Until I have the Opinion of the appropriate tax authorities. In the meantime, I have dissolved Traditional Holdings, LLC and filed final tax returns – so that nothing else can be done in my name.

After receiving your email I phoned Investigator William Frayeh. It seems inconceivably bizarre that Stephen Gianelli/Blogonaut had any indication as to what you may have written me. They were not copied in on that email. I tend to doubt “it” reads minds, has a crystal ball, or hacked into your email account. I have previously spoken with Investigator Frayeh regarding the Phil Spector murder trial. As you, no doubt, are aware Detective Brian Bennett came by my former house to interview me after the District Attorney received an anonymous call (from a woman) in connection with Phil Spector and my friendship. Phil Spector and I have known one another for approximately 25-years and I believe it is safe to say that we are dear friends. I worked for Mr. Spector, as an intern, in 1988 and 1989 (and at times thereafter) after Marty Machat’s death in 1988 and have remained friends with Mr. Spector and the Mother is his children, Janis Zavala Spector. Investigator John Thompson told me I was probably a witness in that matter when I met with him and Detective Silva in Santa Ana, California. At that time, we also discussed the fact that I was taken to Killer King, questioned about Phil Spector, and the outrageous fact that “Inglewood Police Department” was present at my home on May 25, 2005. A sadistic police officer told my son, Rutger, that they intended to shoot me and my dog. Ultimately, they ended up informing Rutger that my dog was my hostage and they were merely taking precautions. That is ludicrous and absurd. The police were told, by Rutger and his friends, that my younger son Ray had been taken down the street and left with Cloris Leachman and there was no hostage situation.

Based upon what has unfolded it is nearly impossible for me to believe that you feel I am “spamming” you – as Gianelli stated. Apparently you and Gianelli/Blogonaut have this in common and, I suspect, you are or were communicating with Gianelli and Blogonaut. That seems like a very reasonable conclusion. It is shocking, however, given the attempts Blogonaut-Gianelli-Belark-Blaine, and others, have gone (on Blogonaut’s Blog, mControl’s Blog, the Hartford Courtant’s site and elsewhere) to undermine my credibility through slander, malicious gossip, libel, defamation, bald-faced lies, etc. Of course, it is impossible to undermine someone based on lies that must now be proven – as fact – in a court of law. I have brought these Blogs to the attention of the IRS Commissioner’s Staff, the Department of Justice, Agent Sopko – Treasury Department, Agent Wynar-FBI Oakland, Doron Weinberg, Esquire, Dennis Riordan, Esquire, Ron Burkle, Robert MacMillan, Lee Kanon Alpert, Bruce Cutler, Esquire, Kyabje Thinley Norbu, Karmapa, Sharmapa, Bhakha Tulku Rinpoche, and others. I am convinced that Blogonaut-Gianelli-Belark, et al. have attempted to obstruct justice and have engaged in witness tampering, witness retaliation, witness intimidation, harassment, stalking, and a coordinated campaign of cyber-terrorism clearly designed to silence and undermine my credibility. They have also lied to the FBI in Oakland. Furthermore, they have publicly confirmed their communications (on at least three separate occasions) with Leonard Norman Cohen’s advisers and/or legal team. I am assuming this is the Law Offices of Robert Kory because they have mentioned Kory and his associate Michelle Rice. Blogonaut’s Blog appears to be affiliated with Michelle Blaine’s mControl Blog which is a vile, filthy site that was public but is now invitation only or private. I was also slandered on that Blog – that is obviously affiliated with Sprocket’s Trial & Tribulations Blog. It has been suggested, to me, that Sprocket’s Blog is the “mouth-piece” for Donna Clarkson.

Needless to say, this is an outrageous, outlandish, and unconscionable situation that has exposed Phil Spector, me, our families, and others, to the whims of possibly unstable people and vigilantism. I am absolutely convinced that the IRS Commissioner’s Staff, the Department of Justice, the Treasury Department, the FBI, the DEA, and Immigration should look into the role – if any – the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office played in having me dragged to Killer King, questioned about Phil Spector, and falsifying the file. It is my opinion that there was a two-fold reason for taking me to King Drew: 1) to determine what, if anything, I knew about Phil Spector and guns. Officer Maurice Hampton/LAPD and Erma Oppenhein/SMART questioned me about this en route to Killer King; and, 2) to prevent me from successfully reporting Cohen’s tax fraud to the IRS and serving as a credible witness. I informed Agent Bill Betzer/IRS on April 15, 2005 that I believed I had been exposed to tax fraud and he advised me to bring the fraud into the IRS with a lawyer. Agent Betzer then advised me to call the IRS Fraud Hotline – which I did. Ultimately, I contacted the IRS via its website – reporting the tax fraud – and called the IRS in Washington, D.C. I asked Miss Hall, who advised me that she could not talk to the public that I was in a very dangerous situation and she took down my name and certain information. Sometime thereafter I received an email from the IRS and began emailing the IRS Commissioner’s Staff evidence – including the corporate indexes, and other documents, that I filed with my Motion to Quash in Boulder, Colorado. I also gave the IRS Commissioner’s Staff, Phil Spector and his legal team, and others the passwords to my tsimar@aol.com and ekajati@aol.com accounts. The reason I did this is so the IRS, primarily, could make an independent determination – based on emails between me-Cohen-his advisers, etc. – as to what actually occurred. I thought this might prove helpful in conjunction with the evidence I sent them and the evidence I intended to send them – which was, from my perspective, unlawfully seized by the Sheriff’s Department on behalf of Cohen, Gibson Dumb & Dumber, and others.

Investigator Frayeh advised me to stop emailing you. I have stopped. He also suggested that I ignore Blogonaut, Gianelli, and Belark. They have since removed the slanderous and vile articles and comments on their Blog but the lie disguised as an article (written by Joff Belark) remains and I would like to determine who released my so-called “booking” photograph to Belark in connection with some of the insanity I dealt with in Boulder, Colorado. I called Investigator Frayeh to inform him that I was being accused of having sexual fantasies about Pat Dixon. This is preposterous. I sarcastically put a photograph of Dixon and Judge Larry Fidler in one of my extremely public emails and quoted Eminem’s live version of “Puke.” Please review the lyrics to Eminem’s live version (MTV) of “Puke.” He, not I, refers to “dry humping.” Larry Fidler’s own remarks, about what he may or may not wear under his robes, have even come back to haunt me – as inconceivable as that may be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0AmCIryu6Q

Blogonaut publicly announced that Pat Dixon actually fears for his life because I informed government, law enforcement, and the news media – via my public emails documenting the destruction of my life – that every time I think of “Dixon” I want to “Puke.” Most parents would. I personally believe it is going to be impossible to prove I have a pattern of sexual fantasies involving Pat Dixon and others lawyers or judges. In any event, sexual fantasies – real or imagined – do not appear to constitute a predicate act under R.I.C.O.

Blogonaut-Gianelli-Belark targeted my son Rutger as well and sent him vicious and malicious emails (such as “Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead”) and – for reasons I cannot imagine – forward Douglas Penick’s dictated response to Boulder Police Department. Boulder Police Department is all over this story. After attempting to leave “Officer Maurice Hampton” a message with “Officer Garrin – LAPD” – some time ago – Officer Storbeck of Boulder Police Department came into Deneuve Construction (with the Police Chief’s secretary) to determine if I was dangerous to myself or others. He was armed and clearly far more dangerous than I. The Denver FBI instructed me to contact the Boulder District Attorney’s Office and the Attorney General of Colorado. To date, I have heard nothing from either with respect to their investigations into this deadly serious matter. Rutger has witnessed a tremendous amount of insanity during this ordeal and was actually asked by Steven Clark Lindsey (immediately following the S.W.A.T. incident) to go in to Cohen/Kory’s office and sign over/transfer/sell my house to Cohen and/or Kory. He also had his fingers ripped off in a meat grinder incident at Whole Foods. OSHA felt there might be criminal negligence involved. The targeting of children is inconceivably brutal and I personally believe you are involved in that. No one on earth can convince me otherwise. In any event, I view Rutger as a witness and am convinced that Gianelli-Blogonaut-Belark (and others) have engaged in witness retaliation with respect to my son. Since Lindsey emailed me that Cohen/Kory were encouraging him to take Ray away from me (after the conversation he witnessed) it is clear to me that he too is the victim of witness retaliation and intimidation. The entire custody matter appears to be nothing other than an attempt to coerce me into a deal with Cohen and an attempt to obstruct justice.

Blogonaut publicly noted that he/Gianelli made an “educated guess” about the content of your email to me. I find that absurd. Blogonaut also noted that you contacted its Blog with respect to my extremely public emails. Investigator William Frayeh, who will receive a copy of this letter, said he would look into this situation. I will, of course, copy in the IRS Commissioner’s Staff, the Department of Justice, Agent Kelly Sopko – the Treasury Department, Phil Spector, Bruce Cutler, Doron Weinberg and Dennis Riordan. And, I will await your response to my request that you explain precisely why you feel my emails to you (and others) are “spam” – if, in fact, that is your position.

Blogonaut said...
Uh, the reason that we knew that Alan Jackson's email to KL, that KL was touting to the DOJ (and her usual spam list) as a substantive communication from the Spector prosecutor was simply nothing more that a request to drop him from the cc list--was that we received the same request from Mr. Jackson yesterday, we pointed out that the only one that could do this was Lynch—but we said that we would endeavor when we hit “reply-all” to one of Lynch's emails to make sure he was not copied with our reply.
No, we cannot read minds; it was an educated guess—and a correct one at that—sending KL into a tizzy, and generating a half dozen emails to “high places” (cc to this blog).

For the record, Phil Spector and I had dinner and drinks after the Lana Clarkson incident and I asked him – point blank – if he shot Clarkson. He told me that he did not. Rather, Clarkson was apparently dancing around in his foyer singing “Da Doo Run Run” prior to shooting herself. This “theory” is supported by forensic science and the expert opinions of Dr. Henry Lee, Dr. Michael Baden, Dr. Werner Spitz, and Dr. James Pex. To assume that these men would conspire to lie and destroy their careers is blatantly ridiculous. Furthermore, I know Mr. Spector and I believe him and will continue to stand by him come hell or high water. That is what friends do. They do not betray people, sell stories to the news media, and fabricate or revise the past for their own suspect reasons and/or motives.

I await your response to this question: why are my emails documenting the destruction of my life spam and did Pat Dixon personally authorize Blogonaut/Gianelli to publicly state that he feared for his life when I quoted Eminem’s live version of “Puke?”

Sincerely,



Kelley Lynch

Enclosures

Declaration of Bruce Cutler:

http://lascftp.lasuperiorcourt.org/hp/qw443a5534qsfr45t5vcvd45/1171875365.pdf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bOk_TWMQjY


cc: Phil Spector, Doron Weinberg, Dennis Riordan, the IRS Commissioner’s Staff, the Department of Justice, Agent Kelly Sopko – the Treasury Department, Agent Wynar – the FBI, Ron Burkle, Robert MacMillan, Lee Kanon Alpert, Iris Keitel, Rutger Penick, Douglas Penick, Karen Lynch McCourt, David McCourt, Bruce Cutler, Investigator William Frayeh, Thinley Norbu Rinpoche, Karmapa, Sharmapa, Bhakha Tulku Rinpoche, and Rand Hoffman – Aftermath Records

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 3:30 PM, Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com> wrote:

To the FBI,

As you know - because you were included in the emails - Ann Diamond gave me explicit permission to quote her and post her emails (see the email to Doron Weinberg on Scribd, etc.) on the internet, Scribd,etc.  I have advised Gianelli to CEASE AND DESIST from any and all contact with me.  This is criminal harassment and the FBI should charge, arrest, and prosecute this lunatic who is writing me about a letter I sent to Alan Jackson raising very very serious matters.  It was so serious, in fact, that Investigator William Frayeh (who did mention SHADY CHARACTER with respect to Gianelli) HAND DELIVERED it to DA Steve Cooley,  DDA Alan Jackson, and DDA Truc Do. 

Ann Diamond gave me explicit written permission to post our communications, her draft article, etc. online.  In fact, she wrote me that someone contacted her (an old friend) after seeing some of the documents I posted on Scribd.  I will contact Scribd's Legal Department on Monday. 

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 3:18 PM, STEPHEN GIANELLI <stephengianelli@gmail.com> wrote:

Really, Ms. Lynch - whoever said that "Gianelli" was claiming a copyright interest in an email to Alan Jackson? Certainly not the Dogster.

 

Think, what professional writer's magazine piece did you quote extensively from in your so called letter to Alan Jackson?

 

What professional writer has a history of removing her own material from the Internet to avoid litigation?

 

YOU are the one who wrote about all of this.

 

You are so "challenged" you cannot even connect your own dots.

 

You are so predisposed to find fault with certain persons you are blinded to simple logic, and draw unsupported inferences.

 

Do I need to spell it out for you?

 

Does ANN DIAMOND ring a bell?

 

Or did you obtain written permission from her to post on Scribd a writing that has as its core ANN DIAMOND'S copyright protected work?

 

Diamond - and only Diamond (or her assignees, if any) have the right to request a take down of her work under the DMCA and not "Gianelli" or anyone else.

 

Do you also move your lips when you read?

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 2:18 PM, Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com> wrote:

To the FBI,

I have repeatedly advised Stephen Gianelli (who is writing me as the 14th Sheepdog and using various email addresses to get past my spam filter) to cease and desist.  Apparently, this dangerously unstable individual (with motive) advised Scribd to remove my extremely serious letter to Alan Jackson.  That letter was hand delivered, by Investigator William Frayeh, to DA Steve Cooley, DDA Alan Jackson, and DDA Truc Do.  It addresses very serious issues - including Leonard Cohen's tax fraud, theft from me, witnesses and evidence, and the ongoing criminal harassment with respect to Stephen Gianelli.  It also addresses the insanity with respect to Pat Dixon who - according to Gianelli - feared for his  life over Eminem's lyric to PUKE which includes a reference to dry humping. 

I think the fact that the DA elected not to prosecute Leonard Cohen and, instead, decided to target me with the City Attorney's office demands an investigation.

Gianelli has relentlessly been advised to cease and desist and his obsession with me continues.  Clearly, the FBI should investigate his connections to Leonard Cohen, his representations, Alan Jackson, Sandra Jo Streeter, and others. 

All the best,
Kelley

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The-14th Sheepdog <thexivthsheepdog@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 1:07 PM
Subject: Re: The Whore Liars OF Ft. Liquordale ... Drugs, etc.
To: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>


Why did Scribd.com remove your so-called letter to Alan Jackson?

Since your "letter" included a cut and paste wholesale use of the literary work of another, one simply needs to ask "who owns the rights?"

That is the ONLY person who had the right to ask Scribd to remove it under the DMCA.

That same person has a history of removing simular posts from the internet an an alternative to litigation, is that not so?

You can be awfully dense sometimes.

--His Holyness the 14th Sheepdog.

--

Question: How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road? 
Answer: With the coyote, you usually see skid marks.

-

Kelley's Email To Rand Hoffman/Aftermath Records Re. Her Letter To Alan Jackson Re. Leonard Cohen, Phil Spector, Witnesses, Evidence, Gianelli's Harassment, Pat Dixon's Insane Revenge Fantasy Involving Eminem - That Included Evidence Re. Gianelli's Response to My Email To The DOJ

From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 2:40 PM
Subject: Re: The Whore Liars OF Ft. Liquordale ... Drugs, etc.
To: STEPHEN GIANELLI <stephengianelli@gmail.com>, The-14th Sheepdog <thexivthsheepdog@gmail.com>, Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, rbyucaipa <rbyucaipa@yahoo.com>, Robert MacMillan <robert.macmillan@gmail.com>, moseszzz <moseszzz@mztv.com>, a <anderson.cooper@cnn.com>, wennermedia <wennermedia@gmail.com>, "Hoffman, Rand" <rand.hoffman@umusic.com>, Mick Brown <mick.brown@telegraph.co.uk>, woodwardb <woodwardb@washpost.com>, "glenn.greenwald" <glenn.greenwald@guardiannews.com>, lrohter <lrohter@nytimes.com>, info <info@kibi-edu.org>, "YesheRimpoche@aol.com" <bhakhatulku@yahoo.com>, "Francisco.A.Suarez" <Francisco.A.Suarez@verizon.net>

Hi Rand,

I did raise Eminem's song PUKE in my letter to DDA Jackson that addressed Gianellil's ongoing criminal harassment of me, etc.  A literary work?  Is this man on drugs?

All the best,

Kelley

Alan Jackson’s September 9, 2009 email

.

On Wed, Sep 9, 2009 at 12:35 PM, wrote:

Please take this address off your recipients list immediately. Thank you.

From: Kelley Lynch [odzerchenma3@gmail.com]
Sent: 09/09/2009 10:28 AM EST
To: Blogonaut Law-Blog ; *irs.
commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>; ASKDOJ ;
Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov; doronweinberg ; Dennis
; rbyucaipa@yahoo.com; Robert MacMillan
; Lee K. Alpert" ;
Thaye Dorje <17thgyalwakarmapa@gmail.com>;
YesheRimpoche;
moseszzz@mztv.com; Teresa Low ; PIU
; MEDIA RELATIONS PIO ; OIGCOMPL
OIGCOMPL ; chaleffg@lapd.lacity.org;
Governor.ritter@state.co.us; attorney. general"
; stan.garnett@gmail.com;
gordonj@bouldercolorado.gov; becknerm ; Hank,
Larry" ; John Hall, Chief of Police"
; m.j. smith" ; Alan Jackson; Truc
Do; feedback@calbar.ca.gov; mayor@cityofhouston.net
Cc: david@mccourt.org; karen@mccourt.org; Jewel of Activity

Subject: Re: IRS Commissioner's Staff and the Department of Justice


Gianelli’s email to Kelley Lynch re. Alan Jackson’s Email

--- On Wed, 9/9/09, STEPHEN GIANELLI wrote:
From: STEPHEN GIANELLI
Subject: Re: Attn: IRS Commissioner's Staff - Gianelli's Email Re. My Family, Etc.
To: "Kelley Lynch" , ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov, Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov, david@mccourt.org, karen@mccourt.org
Date: Wednesday, September 9, 2009, 6:41 PM
"I hope you are in receipt of Alan Jackson's email to me - just received on odzerchenma3@gmail.com."

Do you mean the email where Mr. Jackson kindly asked you to stop spamming his office email address?

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 2:39 PM, Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com> wrote:

Hello Mr. Riordan,

An email to me about Alan Jackson is NOT a copyright act matter.  I will clarify this with Scribd's Legal Department on Monday.  What a lunatic.  Be sure to wave to the maniac when you see him.  The great news for the Bay Area legal community - the dangerously unstable liar is moving.  Imagine what he has done while practicing law and I did contact the Napa Valley attorney this maniac targeted online.

Love
Kelley

Alan Jackson’s September 9, 2009 email

.

On Wed, Sep 9, 2009 at 12:35 PM, wrote:

Please take this address off your recipients list immediately. Thank you.

From: Kelley Lynch [odzerchenma3@gmail.com]
Sent: 09/09/2009 10:28 AM EST
To: Blogonaut Law-Blog ; *irs.
commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>; ASKDOJ ;
Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov; doronweinberg ; Dennis
; rbyucaipa@yahoo.com; Robert MacMillan
; Lee K. Alpert" ;
Thaye Dorje <17thgyalwakarmapa@gmail.com>;
YesheRimpoche;
moseszzz@mztv.com; Teresa Low ; PIU
; MEDIA RELATIONS PIO ; OIGCOMPL
OIGCOMPL ; chaleffg@lapd.lacity.org;
Governor.ritter@state.co.us; attorney. general"
; stan.garnett@gmail.com;
gordonj@bouldercolorado.gov; becknerm ; Hank,
Larry" ; John Hall, Chief of Police"
; m.j. smith" ; Alan Jackson; Truc
Do; feedback@calbar.ca.gov; mayor@cityofhouston.net
Cc: david@mccourt.org; karen@mccourt.org; Jewel of Activity

Subject: Re: IRS Commissioner's Staff and the Department of Justice


Gianelli’s email to Kelley Lynch re. Alan Jackson’s Email

--- On Wed, 9/9/09, STEPHEN GIANELLI wrote:
From: STEPHEN GIANELLI
Subject: Re: Attn: IRS Commissioner's Staff - Gianelli's Email Re. My Family, Etc.
To: "Kelley Lynch" , ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov, Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov, david@mccourt.org, karen@mccourt.org
Date: Wednesday, September 9, 2009, 6:41 PM
"I hope you are in receipt of Alan Jackson's email to me - just received on odzerchenma3@gmail.com."

Do you mean the email where Mr. Jackson kindly asked you to stop spamming his office email address?

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 2:35 PM, Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com> wrote:

To the IRS Commissioner's Staff,

I will reiterate this - Gianelli should be charged, prosecuted, and arrested.  That amuses this stark raving lunatic who has targeted many people in my life, lied to them, etc. 

All the best,
Kelley

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 2:33 PM, Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com> wrote:

Hi Mick,

The lunatic emailing me as the 14th Sheepdog has weighed in.  This man - together with Michelle Blaine - targeted my emails and blogs.  He is out of his mind, aligned with Cohen, and may have found a sympathetic ear with Spector prosecutor Alan Jackson.  I think it's all extremely transparent.  The man is obsessed with me, copied in prosecutor Sandra Jo Streeter (on many emails), has relentlessly targeted my children and elderly parents, and clearly has motive.  Lying to the IRS and FBI is a game for this man   It is interesting that Alan Jackson never responded to my letter and Cohen wasn't prosecuted.  then again the DA was aligned with the City Attorney in my intent to annoy Cohen - which was really an attempt to sabotage the IRS, FTB, and me .

All the best,
Kelley

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 2:24 PM, Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com> wrote:

Hello DOJ,

This quote is NOT a copyright issue.  It is evidence that relates to my email to the DOJ, Alan Jackson's communications with Gianelli'/Blogonaut, and Phil Spector.  Stephen Gianelli is amused by his ongoing criminal harassment of me.  He is writing me as the 14th Sheepdog.  Why would I want a dangerously unstable lunatic - whose dog (per his posts) - shits and/or pisses religious ceremonies and trashes my teacher, the 14th Sharmapa.  Would you like to explain that to me?  Trust me - this man does NOT read minds.  He is actually out of his mind from what I can tell.  Interesting that he would have Scribd delete my letter to "Alan Jackson," no?

All the best,
Kelley

http://riverdeepbook.blogspot.com/2013/03/kelley-lynchs-letter-to-phil-spector.html

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 2:18 PM, Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com> wrote:

To the FBI,

I have repeatedly advised Stephen Gianelli (who is writing me as the 14th Sheepdog and using various email addresses to get past my spam filter) to cease and desist.  Apparently, this dangerously unstable individual (with motive) advised Scribd to remove my extremely serious letter to Alan Jackson.  That letter was hand delivered, by Investigator William Frayeh, to DA Steve Cooley, DDA Alan Jackson, and DDA Truc Do.  It addresses very serious issues - including Leonard Cohen's tax fraud, theft from me, witnesses and evidence, and the ongoing criminal harassment with respect to Stephen Gianelli.  It also addresses the insanity with respect to Pat Dixon who - according to Gianelli - feared for his  life over Eminem's lyric to PUKE which includes a reference to dry humping. 

I think the fact that the DA elected not to prosecute Leonard Cohen and, instead, decided to target me with the City Attorney's office demands an investigation.

Gianelli has relentlessly been advised to cease and desist and his obsession with me continues.  Clearly, the FBI should investigate his connections to Leonard Cohen, his representations, Alan Jackson, Sandra Jo Streeter, and others. 

All the best,
Kelley

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The-14th Sheepdog <thexivthsheepdog@gmail.com>

Date: Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 1:07 PM
Subject: Re: The Whore Liars OF Ft. Liquordale ... Drugs, etc.
To: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>

Why did Scribd.com remove your so-called letter to Alan Jackson?

Since your "letter" included a cut and paste wholesale use of the literary work of another, one simply needs to ask "who owns the rights?"

That is the ONLY person who had the right to ask Scribd to remove it under the DMCA.

That same person has a history of removing simular posts from the internet an an alternative to litigation, is that not so?

You can be awfully dense sometimes.

--His Holyness the 14th Sheepdog.

Evidently Gianelli - Aligned With Cohen And An Individual Who May Have Found A Sympathetic Ear Re. Me With DDA Alan Jackson - Had My Letter To Alan Jackson Removed From Scribd

From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 2:18 PM
Subject: Fwd: The Whore Liars OF Ft. Liquordale ... Drugs, etc.
To: STEPHEN GIANELLI <stephengianelli@gmail.com>, The-14th Sheepdog <thexivthsheepdog@gmail.com>, Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, rbyucaipa <rbyucaipa@yahoo.com>, Robert MacMillan <robert.macmillan@gmail.com>, moseszzz <moseszzz@mztv.com>, a <anderson.cooper@cnn.com>, wennermedia <wennermedia@gmail.com>, "Hoffman, Rand" <rand.hoffman@umusic.com>, Mick Brown <mick.brown@telegraph.co.uk>, woodwardb <woodwardb@washpost.com>, "glenn.greenwald" <glenn.greenwald@guardiannews.com>, lrohter <lrohter@nytimes.com>, info <info@kibi-edu.org>, "YesheRimpoche@aol.com" <bhakhatulku@yahoo.com>, "Francisco.A.Suarez" <Francisco.A.Suarez@verizon.net>

To the FBI,

I have repeatedly advised Stephen Gianelli (who is writing me as the 14th Sheepdog and using various email addresses to get past my spam filter) to cease and desist.  Apparently, this dangerously unstable individual (with motive) advised Scribd to remove my extremely serious letter to Alan Jackson.  That letter was hand delivered, by Investigator William Frayeh, to DA Steve Cooley, DDA Alan Jackson, and DDA Truc Do.  It addresses very serious issues - including Leonard Cohen's tax fraud, theft from me, witnesses and evidence, and the ongoing criminal harassment with respect to Stephen Gianelli.  It also addresses the insanity with respect to Pat Dixon who - according to Gianelli - feared for his  life over Eminem's lyric to PUKE which includes a reference to dry humping. 

I think the fact that the DA elected not to prosecute Leonard Cohen and, instead, decided to target me with the City Attorney's office demands an investigation.

Gianelli has relentlessly been advised to cease and desist and his obsession with me continues.  Clearly, the FBI should investigate his connections to Leonard Cohen, his representations, Alan Jackson, Sandra Jo Streeter, and others. 

All the best,
Kelley

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The-14th Sheepdog <thexivthsheepdog@gmail.com>

Date: Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 1:07 PM
Subject: Re: The Whore Liars OF Ft. Liquordale ... Drugs, etc.
To: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>

Why did Scribd.com remove your so-called letter to Alan Jackson?

Since your "letter" included a cut and paste wholesale use of the literary work of another, one simply needs to ask "who owns the rights?"

That is the ONLY person who had the right to ask Scribd to remove it under the DMCA.

That same person has a history of removing simular posts from the internet an an alternative to litigation, is that not so?

You can be awfully dense sometimes.

--His Holyness the 14th Sheepdog.

Kelley's Email To Scribd Re. The Removal Of Her Letter To Phil Spector Prosecutor Alan Jackson - Re. Leonard Cohen's Tax Fraud, Theft, Phil Spector, Stephen Gianelli, Pat Dixon, Etc.

From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 11:48 AM
Subject: Post to Scribd Deleted
To: support@scribd.com, Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, "Doug.Davis" <Doug.Davis@ftb.ca.gov>, rbyucaipa <rbyucaipa@yahoo.com>, Robert MacMillan <robert.macmillan@gmail.com>, moseszzz <moseszzz@mztv.com>, a <anderson.cooper@cnn.com>, wennermedia <wennermedia@gmail.com>, "Hoffman, Rand" <rand.hoffman@umusic.com>, Mick Brown <mick.brown@telegraph.co.uk>, woodwardb <woodwardb@washpost.com>, "glenn.greenwald" <glenn.greenwald@guardiannews.com>, lrohter <lrohter@nytimes.com>

Hello Scribd Support,

I am interested to know why a letter I posted to Scribd has been deleted.  That letter was hand delivered to Los Angeles DA Steven Cooley and Phil Spector prosecutors, Alan Jackson and Truc Do. It related to Leonard Cohen's tax fraud as well as Phil Spector's trial.  I would like to know who contacted you to have the letter removed and why.  It seems like a grave infringement on freedom of speech and, in fact, is evidence and addresses factual and truthful matters. 

Thank you.

All the best,
Kelley Lynch

cc:  Phil Spector and Dennis Rioran, Esquire

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Kelley Lynch's Emails To Leonard Cohen's Tax Lawyer & The IRS Re. Illegal K-1s And The Fraud Expense Ledgers

From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 11:11 AM
Subject: Re: Kelley Lynch vs. Leonard Cohen, et al.
To: rwest0@uky.edu, Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, "Doug.Davis" <Doug.Davis@ftb.ca.gov>, rbyucaipa <rbyucaipa@yahoo.com>, Robert MacMillan <robert.macmillan@gmail.com>, moseszzz <moseszzz@mztv.com>, a <anderson.cooper@cnn.com>, wennermedia <wennermedia@gmail.com>, "Hoffman, Rand" <rand.hoffman@umusic.com>, Mick Brown <mick.brown@telegraph.co.uk>, woodwardb <woodwardb@washpost.com>, "glenn.greenwald" <glenn.greenwald@guardiannews.com>, lrohter <lrohter@nytimes.com>

To the IRS and FBI,

The discrepancies between the TH K-1s (prepared by Cohen's tax lawyer) and the fraudulent expense ledger are truly daunting.  In fact, this entire situation is inconceivably deranged.  I have advised Westin to rescind the K-1s that he personally prepared on behalf of LCI and TH that relate to me.

All the best,
Kelley

On Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 11:09 AM, Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com> wrote:

Richard Westin,

I am entitled to answers.  In October 2004, you wrote to advise me that you never represented me.  I am confused by Cohen's frauduent expense ledger which has NOTHING to do with my commissions as a personal manager.  You prepared the non-revocable assignments and I did not rip them up.  Therefore, they exist and the attempts to assign any IP to LCI or TH failed.  Furthermore, my intellectual property has now been stolen. 

I am reviewing the fraudulent expense ledger - as it relates to Traditional Holdings - and the amounts for the year 2003 differ from the amounts on the K-1s the IRS advised me (yesterday) that you transmitted to them.  The IRS also reviewed how that K-1 broke down - interest,, short term cap gain, and long term cap gain.  How was this information calculated.  Where did you obtain this information since Greenberg refused to provide me with K-1s when I asked for them. 

As the preparer of these documents, I am requesting that you immediately rescind all K-1s you prepared for me as Cohen's lawyer.  In fact, the IRS advised me that the right course of action (for me) is to contact the party who issued the K-1s.  Unfortunately, the City Attorney of Los Angeles has attempted to sabotage the IRS, FTB, and me - thereby prohibiting me from properly addressing all fraud created by Cohen, you, Greenberg, and others - for the sole benefit of Leonard Cohen.  I can assure you that I have not benefited.  And, I might point out, that Grubman/Inursky were well aware that you and Greenberg handled the tax, corporate structures, and other issues related to these entities.  They - and Sony - were well aware that I was a beneficial owner re. both BMT and TH.  In fact, I am sitting here surrounded by evidence to support that.

I would like all TH K-1s transmitted to the IRS and all LCI and TH K-1s transmitted to the State of Kentucky that relate to me rescinded.  It's interesting that in December 2004, after Cohen heard I was going to the IRS (and you and he met with my lawyers about these structures and the annuity) , you would suddenly attempt to change reality. 

You, Cohen, and Greenberg are three of the most shameless human beings on this earth.  Let me quote Ed Dean (who assisted with the charitable remainder trusts) - IF the IRS Commissioner's Staff believes there is fraud and not negligence he/they should come in after Cohen's advisers as well.  I also think they should investigate the role of the District Attorney of Los Angeles and City Attorney of Los Angeles who joined forces with Cohen to target me.  In fact, I thought - after witnessing their legal conspiracy at my intent to annoy Cohen - that they might actually confess next.  That''s how blatant this insanity has become.  Fortunately, I do not reside in LA Confidential and the people I am surrounded by understand the types of lunatics who have attempted to railroad me.

Kelley Lynch

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Kelley's Email To The California State Franchise Tax Board

From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, Apr 5, 2013 at 8:09 PM
Subject: Re: Leonard Cohen's Tax Fraud
To: rwest0@uky.edu, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, "Doug.Davis" <Doug.Davis@ftb.ca.gov>, Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, rbyucaipa <rbyucaipa@yahoo.com>, Robert MacMillan <robert.macmillan@gmail.com>, moseszzz <moseszzz@mztv.com>, a <anderson.cooper@cnn.com>, wennermedia <wennermedia@gmail.com>, "Hoffman, Rand" <rand.hoffman@umusic.com>, Mick Brown <mick.brown@telegraph.co.uk>, woodwardb <woodwardb@washpost.com>, "glenn.greenwald" <glenn.greenwald@guardiannews.com>, lrohter <lrohter@nytimes.com>

Mr. Davis,

As I've said - the California State Franchise Tax Board really concerned Westin.  The IRS evidently does not although he wrote that they can overturn entities for a lack of substance or form, etc.  None of this interests these people now (although the IRS has all the evidence, Westin's memos, etc.).  They just came up with a lying narrative that the evidence doesn't support in any way, shape, or form.  Three men wrapped in attorney/client privilege (Leonard Cohen, Richard Westin, and Neal Greenberg) created this insanity.  Why didn't I use the Ekajati Corporation?  I lived in California.  Westin created it in Nevada.  I don't know why someone thought (Westin) I could receive a cap gain tax for my commission but it raises very serious issues.  Leonard Cohen dictated part of the minutes for my compensation (for prior work - publishing administration, etc. - NOT my personal management fee).  These people are unconscionable.  It looks like abject insanity.  And then what?  Cohen, Kory, and Rice get on the witness stand and lie about the IRS, lie about the refund, and lie through their teeth.  The Deputy City Attorney lies through her teeth - about the IRS, tax matters, and insanely tells the jury that no one knows the difference between the IRS and FTB while sabotaging the IRS and FTB.  It's like dealing with the criminally insane and they are still lying.  However, people see right through them so I am now in the Emporer's New Clothes from Hell or Roswell.

I didn't create any of this.  That wasn't my job.  Also, Cohen didn't want Greenberg to know he had just received $1 million in the fall of 2004.  That's probably why Greenberg thought he didn't have money and I was advised by Cohen not to tell him.  He also planned to tour and has grossed $50 million while stealing from me and defrauding me.  The man is evil, as Steven Machat wrote me.

All the best,
Kelley

Kelley Lynch's Email To Leonard Cohen's Tax Lawyer

From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, Apr 5, 2013 at 7:59 PM
Subject: Leonard Cohen's Tax Fraud
To: rwest0@uky.edu, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, "Doug.Davis" <Doug.Davis@ftb.ca.gov>, Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, rbyucaipa <rbyucaipa@yahoo.com>, Robert MacMillan <robert.macmillan@gmail.com>, moseszzz <moseszzz@mztv.com>, a <anderson.cooper@cnn.com>, wennermedia <wennermedia@gmail.com>, "Hoffman, Rand" <rand.hoffman@umusic.com>, Mick Brown <mick.brown@telegraph.co.uk>, woodwardb <woodwardb@washpost.com>, "glenn.greenwald" <glenn.greenwald@guardiannews.com>, lrohter <lrohter@nytimes.com>

Richard Westin,

I spoke to the IRS today and you apparently transmitted a K-1 from Traditional Holdings for me to the IRS for the year 2003.  I would like an explanation for that K-1 since you were going to recharacterize the nature of corporate distributions, loans, etc.  I also want the K-1 from Traditonal Holdings, LLC rescinded.  I also happen to have illegal K-1s from LC Investments, LLC.  You are aware that I'm not a partner because you wrote a letter saying that you felt I should have been compensated with 15% of  that entity due to the fact that my intellectual property was allegedly moved.  My lawyers advised me that the assignments to LC Investments, LLC and Traditonal Holdings, LLC failed.  As you know the assignments - that you asked me to rip up (which I did not but did give to the IRS Commissioner's Staff) - of the IP into Blue Mist Touring Company, Inc. were non-revocable.

I recently learned that you decided rectify some mistake with Traditional Holdings,  You cannot rectify things in hindsight and you personally wrote a letter in 2002 clarifying - at my request - these entities, how I was used, and Cohen's tax planning.  I would also like to remind you that you emailed me that TH is a real entity with real obligations.  Evidently, it was a shell company and Cohen has now lied to LA Superior Court, concealed the corporate books and records, and my Indemnity Agreement that you know Cohen had you prepare.  We called you about that issue.

For the record, there was no trust and neither Blue Mist Touring Company, Inc. or Traditional Holdings, LLC was held in trust for Cohen.  There was never any discussion about a trust and you will never have a document to prove that regardless of excessively you lie. 

My lawyers asked you why you didn't set TH up legally.  You advised them that this is how you do things in Kentucky.  That doesn't reflect the views of the Kentucky Revenue Cabinet or the Fraud Unit I spoke with in Kentucky.  Perhaps you can explain why K-1s were transmitted to the State of Kentucky making me a 99.5% (approximately) partner on LC Investments, LLC.  You didn't  make mistakes.  You didn't create two sets of K-1s (for me and Cohen) and a cover letter.  You didn't make a mistake on the management re. the $20,000 per month.  You are simply lying.  You make intentional mistakes.  I know.  I've studied you since refusing to meet with Cohen, after he heard I was going to the IRS, and became absolutely hysterical.

He has now taken the witness stand and my son's accident (where he lost his fingers) annoys that lying fraud.  For the record, he's also stolen from his prior manager/lawyer (who wants to take the stand for me) - he stole their share of intellectual prloperty and withheld their commissions.

I have no idea why Cohen's lawsuit against me (entirely fraudulent - you and Neal Greenberg and others crated this - that'[s why you were hired; that's why  you three were wrapped in attorney/client privilege) states that you received $100,000 from Traditional Holdings.  You received approximately $14,000.  There's fraud there.  Also, Cohen didn't pay $500,000 in taxes on the $1 million income advance he received in 1999.  That should have gone to Traditional Holdings.  None of Cohen's transaction fees should have been paid from Traditional Holdings.  And, TH didn't pay $200,000 to CAK.  It paid $30,000 and that's a Leonard Cohen expense. 

Leonard Cohen is adamentt - he's the alter ego who has engaged in self dealing with respect to a number of entities.  YOu emailed me that when you formed Old Ideas, LLC I was a 15% owner.  That's where the royalties from Dear Heather were to be paid.  I intend to find out all details about that entity.

I didn't ask you to find a way to get me a cap gains tax on any commission.  That has nothing to do with my share of 15% of all intellectual property dating back to 1967.  See the Ekajati Corporation.  I refused to go along with what I viewed as a scam. 

I intend to find out all details of your mediation and what appears to be an illegal transfer of money to Cohen while you change your story. 

I did give the IRS Commissioner's Staff the passwords to my email accounts so they could review all emails between me, Cohen, you, Greenberg, other advisers, etc.  Evidently people forget what they wrote.  That would include Cohen who told me HE decides when these entities are formed, etc.  He decides when they are created.

I would also like any K-1s you - as Leonard Cohen's lawyer - transmitted to the IRS or State of Kentucky with respect to anything having to do with Traditional Holdings, LLC and LC Investments, LLC - as it relates to me.  That would include illegal K-1s. 

I've copied the FTB in because I know how hysterical you were when you received their tax notice.  Why it went to Kentucky is something I do not understand. 

Kelley Lynch

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Another Illegal K-1 Leonard Cohen's Tax Lawyer Transmitted To The IRS - The Fraud Is Inconceivable

From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, Apr 5, 2013 at 3:01 PM
Subject: Fwd: 2003 tax return
To: "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, "Doug.Davis" <Doug.Davis@ftb.ca.gov>, Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, rbyucaipa <rbyucaipa@yahoo.com>, Robert MacMillan <robert.macmillan@gmail.com>, moseszzz <moseszzz@mztv.com>, a <anderson.cooper@cnn.com>, wennermedia <wennermedia@gmail.com>, "Hoffman, Rand" <rand.hoffman@umusic.com>, Mick Brown <mick.brown@telegraph.co.uk>, woodwardb <woodwardb@washpost.com>, "glenn.greenwald" <glenn.greenwald@guardiannews.com>, lrohter <lrohter@nytimes.com>, "Francisco.A.Suarez" <Francisco.A.Suarez@verizon.net>

To the IRS Commissioner's Staff,

I am on the phone with the IRS reviewing my 2003 tax return which was sent to me - after the state wage garnishment (in an attempt to estimate  my 2004 deductions, as Doug Davis recommended).  I never received a copy of the K-1 Cohen's lawyer - Richard Westin - issued me from Traditional Holdings.  He used his address in Kentucky and must have transmitted this information to the IRS while deceiving me.  I am going to order transcripts of my 2001 and 2002 returns because I want to know if other fraudulent information was transmitted to the IRS in those years. 

This is an unconscionable situation - with Cohen lying to LA Superior Court, concealing evidence of my ownership interest in Traditional Holdings, LLC and Blue Mist Touring Company, Inc. and the City Attorney's unconscionable attempt to sabotage me and the IRS.  I intend to sue the County of Los Angeles over this situation.  They are an outrage and their actions here are clearly criminal.  That is most definitely my personal opinion.  I am not alone in that opinion.  Every lie they've told - in court and in their legal filings - will be litigated.  That will include targeting me with LAPD over a fraudulent celebrity who committed egregious tax fraud and, of course, the Phil Spector insanity. 

All the best,

Kelley

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Meet Eric The Mermaid - It's A Lot More Fun Than LA Confidential

Meet Eric, 22, who lives life as a MERMAN swimming underwater in Florida's springs wearing a latex tail - despite wide-eyed stares from the local fishermen

By Nina Golgowski
PUBLISHED: 19:56 EST, 2 April 2013 | UPDATED: 01:32 EST, 3 April 2013

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When Eric Ducharme slips into his handmade fin to explore the crystal clear waters of Florida’s natural springs as a merman, he says he’s mentally transported as well.
So is the unique, eye-catching life of this Florida man who says he eats, sleeps and breathes mermaids while physically looking and acting like one as often as time allows.
'It's a lifestyle. It's a path in life that I have chosen,' says the 22-year-old from Crystal River who’s one of the latest characters to appear on TLC's My Crazy Obsession.

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Lifestyle: Eric Ducharme, 22, has been obsessed with mermaids for as long as he can remember, taking his passion to a peculiar, public lifestyle in Florida's waterways while wearing a fake fin

Passion: Ducharme ignores any bizarre glances from spectators on shore but continues his unique passion in the Florida springs roughly three times a week

Sight to see: Three awestruck men sit and watch as Ducharme swims past them while flicking his bright orange tail out of the water like a giant gold fish

Three times a week Ducharme drives more than an hour and a half to swim in one of his shimmering handmade suits at a natural spring.
'I came out here looking for some alligators and saw a tail that I've never seen before in a river,' a confused man sitting on the banks confesses on camera.

 

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Passing before him, the ends of Ducharme's long orange tail flicker above the water's surface like a giant gold fish. It's a sight that keeps him and a few other men fixated.
'When I put on a tail I feel transformed,' Ducharme says while resting on the water's edge. 'I feel like I'm starting to enter into a different world when I hit the water.'
He calls it 'mermaiding,' his own style of costumed free-diving that he says allows him to escape the world up above.

Sea legs: When he was aged 16 he first started swimming in a merman suit publicly at Weeki Wachee Springs Little Mermaid show as a little merprince

Suiting up: Back on dry land the 22-year-old shows how he shimmies into his wet suit on a dock surrounded by kayaks

'Being under water I feel, I'm just totally away from the world,' he explains while able to hold his breath for up to four minutes at a time.
Though as bizarre of a 'lifestyle' activity as it is, it's one his family and even boyfriend have accepted - it not without initial astonishment.
'When I first met Eric, I was introduced to the subject of mermaids, on our first date,' Ducharme's boyfriend Matthew Quijano opens up on camera. 'Your jaw just kind of drops and you're just like, "wow."
'When we go swimming I don't even see him because he swims off to his own little corner, it's all about getting away from the rest of the world,' he says.
'Eric is obsessed with mermaids,' his mother Candy Ducharme shares on the program. 'We have our own passions. That's Eric's life.' 
Since Ducharme was a child he says he's been fascinated with mermaids.
At the age of 16 he put on his first show while swimming as the mermaid prince in Weeki Wachee Springs Little Mermaid show in 2006. 

VIDEO: Eric shows off his underwater 'MERMAN-ing' skills...

Occupation: Today Ducharme runs his own business called Mertailor that manufactures custom-made tails from silicone, urethanes, and latex rubbers like the ones he wears

Products: Ducharme shows off some of his mermaid tails waiting to be shipped out to buyers, with a few shell tops for the ladies hanging also directly behind him

Acceptance: No matter how you see it, he describes the tails as 'a fun and exciting physical activity' that his family and even boyfriend have accepted

But even before that he says he was hand making his own tails from everything from garbage bags to fabrics before eventually becoming good enough to sell and donate them to the park at the age of 13.
'It's taking me a really long time to kind of understand my place in life,' Ducharme says of his self-admitted obsession.
Today he has transformed his beloved hobby into a business, using silicone, urethanes, and latex rubbers to create shimmering wet suits featuring life-like colors and textures of scales and flowing fins.
'I have tails that are as real as fish you just caught on your boat, which are available to every aspiring mermaid and merman who dreams of life in the sea,' Ducharme's website, The Mertailor, reads.
No matter how you see it, he describes the tails as 'a fun and exciting physical activity.'

Tailor: At the age of 13 he was making his own tails that were good enough to sell and donate to the Weeki Wachee Springs

Sight to see: In Ducharme's earlier days he also doubled as a model, seen here wearing a fin as a teenager at an event in Dallas, Texas

'Sometimes we have to ask people what's with the scolding looks because they're just like, why is there a guy in a tail? It's supposed to be a girl,' Quijano says before a shrug. 'Haters gonna hate.'
Ducharme appears in season two of My Crazy Obsession but not without some rivaling competition of self-admitted obsessions.
Others on the program with him include a woman who's so obsessed with rats she treats them like children.
'When you find your purpose in life you know it and that was what happened to me when I saw that first rat,' says Chantal Banks on the show.
She says she suffers from G.G.M.R. which stands for: 'Gotta Get More Rats.'
Another woman, known as 'Raggedy Robyn,' is so obsessed with the Raggedy Ann doll that she insists upon dressing like the yarn-headed doll that features a red nose and bonnet.

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