From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Mar 12, 2013 at 11:57 AM
Subject: How Silly Of Me
To: Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, "Doug.Davis" <Doug.Davis@ftb.ca.gov>
Hi FBI,
Date: Tue, Mar 12, 2013 at 11:57 AM
Subject: How Silly Of Me
To: Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, "Doug.Davis" <Doug.Davis@ftb.ca.gov>
Hi FBI,
How very silly of me. I thought this was about local corruption in LA Confidential; Leonard Cohen's criminal tax fraud; the perjury about Phil Spector; the theft from me in the millions ... but no, it's about my hair color. Fine. I've called my celebrity hairdresser and let him know that people are trashing me over my hair. In the broader scheme of all this criminal witness and evidence tampering, it didn't really occur to me that the main issue is my hair cut and color. I'm clear now. I'm all over the new hairdo. And, I think I'll wear some chic outfits here and there. My hairdresser is visiting soon. He's going to be so happy. All my friends are gay and they are going to be so happy when Mario does my hair. The short dark cut isn't really working with the gay men. They see blonde.
All the best,
Kelley
