Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Leonard Cohen's Psychotic Allegation & Bald Faced Lie That I Bought My House With His Money; Had A $20,000/Month Prescription Med Bill; & Would Pick Up Dinner Checks For Parties Of 12 Several Times A Week - Although I Never Went Out & Cohen Will Be Able To Prove These Allegations When Hell Freezes Over

From: Kelley Lynch <>
Date: Wed, May 29, 2013 at 3:58 PM
Subject: Re: Cohen vs Kelley Lynch (Prins Dec) | Scribd
To: Paulette Brandt <>, STEPHEN GIANELLI <>, "*irs. commissioner" <*>, Washington Field <>, ASKDOJ <>, "Kelly.Sopko" <>, "Doug.Davis" <>, Dennis <>, rbyucaipa <>, Robert MacMillan <>, moseszzz <>, a <>, wennermedia <>, "Hoffman, Rand" <>, Mick Brown <>, woodwardb <>, "glenn.greenwald" <>, lrohter <>, John Penick <>, Ray Lindsey <>

To the DOJ,

It's laugh out loud time now.  I rarely went out.  I never picked up a check several times a week for anyone because it didn't happen.  I didn't buy $20,000 worth of prescription meds a month.  I bought my house with my IRA and commissions I made on Adam Cohen's substantial deals.  Leonard Cohen is a pathetic.  He'll never prove these lies.  GIanelli is now criminally harassing Paulette Brandt.  Everyone feels harassed by this psychopath with motive.  As someone said this morning - this demands an investigation.  The lunatic obivously has motive.  In any event, just more lies, false accusations, slander, and outright bullshit.  I'm calling my former pharmacy for my records which I will then provide to the IRS, FBI, DOJ, Treasury, FTB, and Dennis Riordan.  Do you know what you'll see - heart medication and asthma medication.  PERIOD

On Wed, May 29, 2013 at 3:40 PM, Kelley Lynch <> wrote:
Cease and desist Gianelli.  Leonard Cohen will never prove this psychotic fairy tale.  I never went out and my children are well aware of that.  I picked up no checks several times a week, liar.  I had no prescription med habit of $20,000 a month and don't do drugs.  Cohen did.  It's well documented.  I bought my house with my IRA, commissions from Adam Cohen's deals, etc.

Paulette is questioning your motive and feels criminally harassed by you.  My sister's lawyer told you to cease and desist.  Ray Lawrence advised you not to contact him again and told me he advised you that your emails were harassing.

CEASE AND DESIST, lunatic.  No one wants to hear from you and everyone in my life understands this - your a liar, with motive, and this is an ongoing ad hominem attack related to Leonard Cohen.  I'm clear - it also involves Leonard Cohen.  You are dangerously unstable and your obsession with me is criminal. 

Kelley Lynch

On Wed, May 29, 2013 at 3:37 PM, Kelley Lynch <> wrote

To the IRS and FBI,

Gianelli's insane.  I never went out and was not picking up the tab for anyone several times a week.  I had no prescription med tab of $20,000/month.  And no one on earth will be able to prove this.  Just more bald faced lies from the lunatic criminally harassing everyone in my life.  Please review my IRA and commissions from Adam Cohen.  Leonard Cohen is such a pathetic liar.  And then there's Gianelli.  Gianelli should absolutely be arrested.
All the best,

On Wed, May 29, 2013 at 3:35 PM, Kelley Lynch <> wrote:
Hi Paulette,

Gianelli doesn't seem to appreciate that you - and many others (including my former landlord, Ray Lawrence) - view his outrageous aggressive emails as criminal harassment.  I've sent you my declaration that will be attached to my motion to vacate Leonard Cohen's fraudulent and retaliatory lawsuit against me.  He heard I was going to the IRS and the rest of this story is a fictional narrative.  There is no evidence attached to Cohen's fraud lawsuit against me - just a fraudulent expense ledger that is completely undermined by illegal K-1s I received (from him) on a company I am not a partner on.  They are $0 partnership docs for the years 2003, 2004, and 2005.  This will all be addressed in my motion, declaration, etc.  And my declaration will not be the only declaration attached.  The alleged Prins declaration fails to take into consideration my ownership interest in various companies and Cohen perjured himself in his declaration when he said he was the sole beneficial owner of two companies - including the company that owns the intellectual property.  Leonard Cohen cannot stop lying.  These sums have nothing whatsoever to do with my ownership interest in all of Cohen's intellectual property dating back to 1967 and he was and is well aware that the assignments were non-revocable.  The man is a thief and he has also stolen from Marty and Steven Machat, Phil Spector, and possibly others.

I bought my house when I cashed in my retirement fund, made commissions on large deals I negotiated for Cohen's son - Adam Cohen (who I also managed), etc.  I never went out to dinner or had dinner parties several times a month and there are no prescription medications at $20,000 a month and I will get a declaration from my former pharmacy now.  Gianelli is a psychopath.  Cohen is the individual who had a prescription drug problem - meth, etc.  It's all public.  I never did drugs - prescription or otherwise and no one on earth will ever be able to prove that.  The story just gets more and more deranged.  The only medications I took were for my heart condition and asthma.  Period.  No one will ever prove that I picked up0 checks for parties of 12 several times a week.  It is psychotic.  I see Cohen thinks he can lie his way out of his tax fraud, theft, etc.  Why not?  LA Superior Court doesn't require evidence and perjury is fine, if you're a fraud celebrity liar with motive.

Why doesn't Gianelli believe me?  Because he has MOTIVE.
Thanks.  Just forward me all his criminally harassing emails.  LAPD advised me to document the emails and save them. 

On Wed, May 29, 2013 at 3:11 PM, Paulette Brandt <> wrote:
Dear Kelley,
Here's another one from your pal -

Doesn't sound like he's deleting e-mails unread!!  Why is any of this his concern??  Too much time on his hands.
Also, as a Personal Assistant, I know there are PLENTY of reasons why a client's checks would go into a
personal account.  I have laid out tons for Phillip, but he was in town and could write reimbursement checks to me.
Also, I doubt that there is any way an individual could go through $20,000 worth of prescription drugs in a month,
(unless they either had Aids, or Cancer), and lived to tell about it   Has he ever considered that you are telling the
P.S.  I have had times when I was not believed when I was telling the absolute truth - and it truly is devastating.
I have also been promised percentages of money (the Record Plant owner, Gary Kellgren, offered me 10% of
money made from any band, etc. that I would bring into the Record Plant - which is how I met Phil.  I brought in THE
BEATLES, and never got paid a dime.  My whole life would have been different had I been paid what I was
owed.  I know how it feels.  SUCKS

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Wed, May 29, 2013 at 2:33 PM
Subject: Cohen vs Kelley Lynch (Prins Dec) | Scribd

Ms. Brandt:

Linked below is a declaration prepared by a CPA in support of Leonard Cohen's default judgment. If you scroll down you will find - among other evidence - front and back copies of canceled royalty checks made payable to Leonard Cohen and deposited by Kelley Lynch into her PERSONAL checking account.

A handful of random checks are deposited.  I intend to subpoena information from Greenberg - including, for instance, Cohen's own fax advising him to provide me with $100,000 which Cohen later informed me was a gift.  In any event, his signature is on the fax and these insane lies go on and on.  Cohen might want to revisit the non-revocable assignments proving I own 15% of all intellectual property dating back to 1967.

Also attached to the Prins declaration are copies of bank statements proving that Kelley Lynch transferred funds from the bank account maintained by Cohen's family trust and from Cohen's personal checking to Kelley Lynch's accounts.

The expense ledger is frauduent.  At times - and I have no idea what any of the numbers mean since there is no back up document (royalty statements, etc.) - Cohen had his girlfriend and son's homes in my alleged column.  The ledger is evidence of fraud and Cohen's lies, concealment of evidence, etc.

These sums, taken by Kelley Lynch over many years, exceed her agreed 15% by an amount in excess of $7M.

Gianelli cannot stop lying.  Why he is writing Paulette Brandt, criminally harassing her, is another matter.  Cohen's default represents $5 million prayed for damages.  Of course, I wasn't served although someone has pointed out that this is called gutter service and the express purpose is to not serve the individual and obtain an unlawful default.  On top of this - which has nothing to do with anything (other than what I view as illegal damages disguised as interest) - Judge Ken Freeman (who required no evidence of corporate ownership interest, a trust, etc.) granted Cohen nearly $2.5 million in interest which is a legal outrage.  Of course - in keeping with LA Superior Court practices - I was not notified of or served the default judgment either.  No wonder the appellate division didn't want me to abandon my appeal - they have to prove that they do not understand due process or how a judge obtains personal jurisdiction over someone.  But, their sole job seems to be covering for the trial court (and LA County, their employers).  Nice scam.  The conflicts of interest are astounding.

So how does Cohen explaiu away the corporate books and records that he willfully concealed from LA Superior Court when he declared (fraudulently - and it is evidence of perjury) that he is the sole beneficial owner of BMT and TH.  He further lied to the court when he declared that these entities were held in trust for him.  The man cannot stop lying, stealing, etc.

Where did the money go?

Kelley Lynch had been living beyond her means for many years, including in a house with a pool in Brentwood, picking up dinner checks for parties of 12 several times a week, exorbitant purchases at Nieman Marcus and other high end stores and to fund  $20,000 a month in prescription drugs.

I did not live beyond my means and these are bald-faced lie.  I bought a house that needed to be renovated for a good price.  My father and I renovated the house.  I bought my house with an IRA account I had and commissions I made when I managed Adam Cohen and negotiated substantial deals for him.  Clearly, the IRS has this information and must know that Leonard Cohen is a bald-faced liar.  I never used $20,000/month in prescription drugs.  I had heart medication and asthma medication.  Leonard Cohen is insane and Gianelli is a bald-faced liar with motive. 

Like many embezzlers, she failed to save any of her stolen loot, and did not stop until she had waltzed through most of Cohen's savings.

\I see that Leonard Cohen is arguing - again - that he is the alter ego of these entities who engaged in self-dealing.  Leonard Cohen is the thief who has now stolen from me, Marty and Steven Machat, Phil Spector, and possibly record producer Bob Johston.  As Steven Machat and I understand - Cohen falsely accuses people of ripping him off to breach contracts.  And, LA Superior Court doesn't require evidence (ie., corporate books, records, stock certificates, non-revocable assignments) - particularly when a lying celebrity with motive rolls into their court.

Or perhaps YOU can think of an innocent reason for Kelley's to deposit royalty checks payable to Cohen directly into her PERSONAL accounts?

One thing is for certain - Gianelli has no excuse for criminally harassing everyone in my life - including Paulette Brandt.

In order to convict under Section 7201 of the Code, the basic elements that must be proven are (1) the existence of a tax deficiency, (2) an affirmative act constituting an evasion or attempted evasion of the tax, and (3) willfulness.