Thursday, November 26, 2015

The Criminal Stalker & Proxy Lawyer Lays Out Leonard Cohen's Defense to Theft, Self-dealing, Alter Ego, Money Laundering, Criminal Tax Fraud, Etc.

From: Kelley Lynch <>
Date: Thu, Nov 26, 2015 at 2:40 AM
Subject: Fwd: Kelley Lynch email dated Wed, Nov 25, 2015 at 8:17 AM to the IRS, FBI, DOJ, and others
To: "*irs. commissioner" <*>, Washington Field <>, ASKDOJ <>, ": Division, Criminal" <>, "Doug.Davis" <>, Dennis <>, MollyHale <>, nsapao <>, fsb <>, rbyucaipa <>, khuvane <>, blourd <>, Robert MacMillan <>, a <>, wennermedia <>, Mick Brown <>, "glenn.greenwald" <>, Harriet Ryan <>, "hailey.branson" <>, Stan Garnett <>,, "mayor.garcetti" <>, Opla-pd-los-occ <>, "Kelly.Sopko" <>, Whistleblower <>, Attacheottawa <>,, Fabian Paulmikell A <>, alan hootnick <>

IRS, FBI, and DOJ,

The Criminal Stalker continues to harass me over a variety of issues that include Leonard Cohen's statements that he participated in CIA's MKULTRA program.  The Criminal Stalker has copied FBI, DOJ, and Alan Hootnick on this email.  It is my understanding that lying to federal agencies is criminal.  And yet, Leonard Cohen, his lawyers, and Stephen Gianelli all feel completely comfortable routinely lying to IRS and other agencies.  Gianelli also thinks it is acceptable to target my sons ,relentlessly harass them, slander me to third parties, lie to other government agencies, threaten and intimidate witnesses, etc.  I do not know this individual and do feel it is appropriate to ask IRS, FBI, and DOJ to once again review Rutger and Ray's declarations which are the legal documents they have submitted to numerous courts signed under their signature.  My sons didn't say they were "humiliated," as this chronic liar has stated.  They have said the slander confused them.  It has been relentless, malicious, and vile.  

Stephen Gianelli is an agent provocateur/infiltrator who works as an unofficial member of Leonard Cohen's legal team.  Gianelli also argues Phil Spector's prosecution theories online and appears to be affiliated with Spector's prosecutors.  As Investigator Frayeh advised me, Gianelli may have found a "sympathetic ear" with prosecutor Alan Jackson about me.  He also evidently concluded that Gianelli is a "shady character."  

I have never been an abusive, neglectful, or horrible mother.  Please refer to the declarations once again.  Gianelli does not know me; never knew me; and the custody matter involving my younger son was coordinated by his father with Leonard Cohen and his lawyer.  

I didn't embezzle or steal $7 million from Cohen.  First of all, the fraudulent default judgment (in a lawsuit I wasn't served) initially included $5 million in "prayed" for damages and $2 million in illegal financial interest.  Beyond that, there was and remains no embezzlement, misappropriation, or theft on my part.  It is Leonard Cohen who has engaged in this conduct.  My ownership interest in intellectual property and the corporate entities has nothing whatsoever to do with Leonard Cohen.  He has simply taken the position that he is the alter ego of these entities who has engaged in self-dealing, money laundering, and embezzlement.  LC Investments, LLC, Cohen's wholly owned entity, does not own the other entities.  Cohen and LCI have merely embezzled millions of dollars from another entity that owns all intellectual property.  On top of this, Leonard Cohen has borrowed (or caused to be expended on his own behalf) approximately $6.7 million from one entity alone.  He signed agreements that he understood he could borrow money from Traditional Holdings, LLC but had to repay them within 3 years with interest.

I haven't made any drunken calls and have no substance abuse issues.  Leonard Cohen has the long and publicly documented history of drug and alcohol abuse and psychiatric problems.  He is a misogynist who seems to believe that lying about me is acceptable conduct.  Leonard Cohen altered the voice mail messages he submitted to court.  He worked with a sound engineer and can be heard speaking over me with a woman.  I have a recording engineer/producer who will review these tapes.  I will then submit his conclusions to IRS, FBI, and DOJ.  The voice mail messages were not, as LAPD confirmed in their report, date or time stamped.  We have no idea when Cohen forwarded these alleged voice mails to his attorneys because the City Attorney withheld that information and failed to create a chain of evidence.  There is nothing to indicate how this outrageous situation ended up in the hands of LAPD's TMU.  Gianelli insults me gratuitously in these emails because he believes they may end up in court.  This is a professional criminal who belongs in prison.

My emails to IRS, FBI, DOJ, ICE, CIA, NSA, and FTB are not profane.  Gianelli is not in a position to speak on behalf of these agencies in any event.  

Leonard Cohen has obtained several fraudulent restraining orders.  They are a dime a dozen.  The order in Colorado was issued without findings.  The California "domestic violence" order was issued and I was not served, this is a new order, and certain government actors in Los Angeles believes domestic violence order fraud and VAWA funding fraud is perfectly acceptable.  LA Superior Court has merely assigned me a "dating" relationship with a man (Leonard Cohen) who sexually harassed me for years, exposed himself to me, looked at people defecating on one another in front of me alone, and behaved in an unconscionable manner.  Cohen has now personally testified that we were in a "purely business" relationship and I never stole from him - just his "peace of mind."  

Leonard Cohen needed to argue fraud and rescission in order to unwind his own role in what I was told is criminal tax fraud with respect to these transactions and corporations.  Therefore, he conjured another one of his insane fabricated narratives.  Cohen is a fabulist and chronic liar.   

I never "stalked" Leonard Cohen.  The City Attorney, who felt this was the most important issue during my trial, lied about federal tax matters.  The prosecutor lied that the tax matters here are a "ruse."  She lied that I am in receipt of IRS required tax and corporate information.  That includes a 1099 and K-1s.  The prosecutor seemed obsessed with the corporate K-1s related to numerous corporate entities that Cohen refuses to provide me.  That would include, but is not limited to, the K-1s LC Investments, LLC transmitted to IRS for 2004 and 2005 indicating that I am a partner with $0 income for those periods.  I was not a partner; the K-1s are illegal; and the fraudulent expense ledger shows income.  Cohen has transmitted extensive perjured and fraudulent documents to IRS in order to obtain fraudluent tax refunds.  They have been challenged as such and will be addressed in my federal RICO suit against Leonard Cohen, etc.

Leonard Cohen, his lawyers, Gianelli, City Attorney, District Attorney and others have motive to slander, defame, and libel me.  Let me quote my public defender now:  the City Attorney is attempting to sabotage IRS; discredit you; and the DA doesn't want the Spector verdict overturned.  LA Superior Court did not want Agent Tejeda/IRS to take the stand.  The jurors wanted to hear from IRS so they evidently believed they were hearing a federal tax case.  One juror relied on the prosecutor's LIES about the assets owned by TH.  That juror felt sorry for Cohen.  Why?  He's not the corporate entity; the assets are not his; and he could have easily repaid his nearly $6.7 million in loans to that entity.  The City Attorney, District Attorney, and LA Superior Court all seem to believe theft (millions) is acceptable if it involves a celebrity.  

Leonard Cohen failed to serve me the lawsuit.  It ended up being willful.  He needed to rush to IRS with his fabricated defense to criminal tax fraud and further defrauded the U.S. government and taxpayers.  Slandering me is Leonard Cohen's defense.

Which version of the three good rock and roll Phil Spector gun stories (before LA Superior Court) does IRS, FBI and DOJ believe?  Do you believe Cohen participated in CIA's MKULTRA Progam?  Do you believe he was reconnaissance during the Bay of Pigs who was arrested by Castro's forces, interrogated, and released?  Leonard Cohen is a pathetic liar, misogynist, and thief.  Stephen Gianelli most definitely seems to represent Cohen and his harassment, etc. benefits Cohen.  As I've repeatedly said - these people all belong in prison.

Have you noticed how criminals turn themselves into victims?  It's truly pathological and nauseating.


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Stephen Gianelli <>
Date: Wed, Nov 25, 2015 at 10:15 PM
Subject: Re: Kelley Lynch email dated Wed, Nov 25, 2015 at 8:17 AM to the IRS, FBI, DOJ, and others
To: Kelley Lynch <>
Cc: Washington Field <>, "Division, Criminal" <>, alan hootnick <>

Ms. Lynch,

If you ever do confess your sins, you have a lot more to atone for than your penchant for vulgar language - including the theft of $7M from your employer, being an abusive, neglectful, and horrible mother (humiliating your children with everyone they know in LA by making a public spectacle of yourself through mass emails and drunken phone calls to everyone in your Rolodex), turning on everyone who has tried to help you, and engaging in a decade-long campaign of vicious harassment against dozens of people (me among them).

In the meantime, your profanity and epithet laced emails to the IRS/FBI/DOJ/ICE/CIA/NSA/LAT (and many other cc's) as well as your violations of a restraining order (for which you were justly prosecuted) have done more to cement your WORLD WIDE reputation as "that crazy woman who stole Leonard Cohen's retirement savings and was arrested for stalking him" than Cohen and his legal team ever could. In other words, you are your own worst enemy.

Stephen Gianeli
Crete, Greece