Saturday, March 23, 2013

I Must Remember To Send LAPD's Threat Management Unit A Thank You Note



From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Mar 23, 2013 at 3:52 PM
Subject: Fwd: Never Mind
To: Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>


Hi FBI,

I must send Threat Management Unit a thank you note.  I'm now being targeted by Coyote's ex-wives.  Wow.  

All the best,
Kelley


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Mar 23, 2013 at 3:51 PM
Subject: Never Mind
To: Francis Shivers <shivers@gmail.com>


Hey Coyote,

Never mind.  I see Perette's on here.  Well, you know how these groupies who are obsessed with their ex-husbands can be.  How nasty - your ex-wives might be interested in me now.  How creepy.  I feel like I'm in a porn movie and your ex-wives are the stars.  I must call Detective Viramontes/Threat Management Unit to thank him.  It's lovely be targeted.  Maybe TMU will rush right over and investigate.   Hard to say.  Perhaps they don't know anyone that screwed these women yet.  

Kelley

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