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Thursday, December 5, 2024
Leonard Cohen’s Legacy Under Fire: Lies, Extortion, and a Parrot’s Startling Cry During a SWAT Raid
The poetic and spiritual image of Leonard Cohen, the legendary singer-songwriter, faces intense scrutiny following explosive allegations from his former personal manager Kelley Lynch, her eldest son, Rutger Penick, and others.
In a declaration filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, Penick recounts a shocking saga of manipulation, legal warfare, and personal vendettas, with Cohen and his lawyer Robert Kory at the center. Adding to the fire are accusations from Cohen’s former financial and investment advisor who accused Cohen and Kory of extortion and witness tampering in a separate lawsuit.
Allegations of Extortion and Witness Tampering
The lawsuit against Cohen and Kory shed light on a disturbing pattern of coercion and manipulation. According to court filings, Kory informed an attorney for Boies Schiller of a deliberate strategy to use fraudulent restraining orders and other legal maneuvers to “crush, silence, and destroy” Kelley Lynch and her sons.
The lawsuit specifically accused Cohen and Kory of witness tampering with respect to Lynch, as part of a broader effort to discredit her and prevent her from exposing financial, tax, and legal irregularities.
Penick’s declaration echoes these claims, describing a relentless campaign of harassment and fabricated allegations that devastated his family.
The Bitter Split and Tax Fraud Allegations
The saga began in September 2004, roughly a month before Kelley Lynch ended her 17-year professional relationship with Leonard Cohen over serious concerns about federal tax matters and financial irregularities. A significant factor in this decision was Cohen’s escalating aggression, threats, and hostile conduct toward Lynch and her family. During this period (September/October 2004), Cohen was calling Lynch, often as early as 3 AM, in an absolutely paranoid and hysterical state on a routine basis.
Compounding the situation were Cohen's demands that Lynch assist him and his personal tax and corporate lawyer in unraveling their own tax-related schemes—demands she resolutely refused.
By mid-to-late September 2004, Lynch’s legal and accounting representatives discovered tax fraud involving every Cohen-related business entity in which she had an ownership interest.
Penick explains that Lynch’s discovery of financial irregularities and her subsequent report of tax fraud allegations to the IRS triggered an orchestrated campaign of retaliation.
“Since that time, Leonard Cohen, his estate, and others have engaged in malicious and abusive tactics directed at my mother, me, and my younger brother, Ray,” Penick stated. A Fabricated Custody Battle Fueled by Lies: The declaration details how Cohen and Kory’s manipulation extended to Lynch’s personal life. Penick alleges that the duo fabricated a story about Lynch having a love affair with filmmaker Oliver Stone while she was still in a relationship with Steve Lindsey.
This falsehood, Penick claims, was designed to provoke Lindsey into initiating a custody battle over Lynch’s younger son, Ray. “I believe Leonard Cohen and Robert Kory used these lies to manipulate Steve Lindsey into weaponizing the custody matter against my mother,” Penick declared.
The custody case, according to Penick, was built on fabricated allegations and used as a tool to pressure Lynch, isolate her from her son, and paint her in a negative light.
The SWAT Raid: A Leopard Bikini, a Hostage That Wasn’t, and a Parrot’s Startling Cry. One of the most surreal incidents in the declaration is the SWAT raid on Lynch’s Mandeville Canyon home on May 25, 2005.
The situation unfolded after a call was allegedly placed to LAPD , leading to a massive law enforcement response. Lynch, en route to South Central Los Angeles’ King Drew Medical Center, was questioned about Phil Spector and any gun-related incidents she might know about. Lynch never mentioned Spector and had no idea how LAPD knew of their friendship. The King Drew medical file, later found to be falsified, belonged to another individual and contained a different spelling of her name, Social Security number, address, religion, place of birth, and medical history unrelated to Lynch. Artwork - The artwork depicts a scene in Phil Spector's luxurious Pasadena estate, where a young Kelley Lynch engages with a youthful Phil Spector amidst a backdrop of vintage charm and artistic flair.
Previously, the Los Angeles District Attorney informed Lynch that an "anonymous call" had been made to their office regarding her friendship with Phil Spector. Lynch strongly suspected that this call was orchestrated by Leonard Cohen and his then-legal representative, former LA District Attorney Ira Reiner. Feeling that this incident was part of a larger, interconnected effort to target and discredit her, Lynch contacted the IRS Commissioner's Office in Washington, DC, to report her concerns and provide critical evidence. As subsequent events unfolded, her assumptions about the interrelated nature of these tactics were proven correct, further validating her suspicions. Artwork - Leonard Cohen with former LA District Attorney Ira Reiner place "anonymous tip."
In a moment of absurd drama, during the SWAT incident, Lynch emerged wearing a Dolce & Gabbana leopard-print string bikini, holding her Akita dog on a leash, and asked, “Who is my hostage? My dog?”
But the drama didn’t end there. As LAPD officers entered the house, Lynch’s African Grey parrot added to the chaos, shouting, “I see dead people!” The chilling exclamation, reminiscent of The Sixth Sense, startled the officers and underscored the surreal nature of the raid.
Lynch was unarmed, posed no threat whatsoever, had no “hostage,” and was nonetheless handcuffed and taken to King Drew Medical Center, which was three hours from her Brentwood home in traffic. King Drew, a notoriously dangerous hospital later shut down by the federal government, was a highly unusual choice for a resident of Lynch’s Brentwood area.
One LAPD officer maliciously remarked, “This will be good for you.” Another officer sexually harassed Lynch, inappropriately touching her while she remained in her string bikini and a long brocade jacket her son provided. Artwork - Kelley Lynch with Sigmund Freud holding an 'MK Ultra and Leonard Cohen' book.
Zen Chaos: Kelley Lynch, Freud, and Leonard Cohen's MK Ultra Files Unveiled: In a surreal twist of reality, Kelley Lynch stands poised like a modern-day warrior, exuding confidence and a wardrobe that says, "Yes, I meditate, but I also mean business." She’s the picture of defiance, holding her ground in what can only be described as the most absurd and elegant confrontation of all time. Next to her, Dr. Sigmund Freud—looking more like a mad scientist on a coffee binge—scribbles furiously on a clipboard labeled "MK Ultra Files: Cohen Edition." With his unruly white hair and spectacles sliding down his nose, he occasionally glances at Kelley with a mix of awe and Freudian curiosity, mumbling something about "repressed guilt" and "unraveling the unconscious."
He’s clearly in his element, analyzing the surreal chaos like it's just another day at the psychoanalytic lab. In the backdrop, Leonard Cohen's infamous inkblot tests are plastered dramatically on a corkboard. But these aren’t your typical inkblots. One clearly resembles a stack of cash; another looks suspiciously like a fedora-wearing monk sitting atop a mountain of diamonds. Freud pauses, tilts his head, and mutters, "Sometimes a cigar isn’t just a cigar, Leonard." Meanwhile, in the corner, Cohen's MK Ultra Files glow ominously under a flickering neon sign that reads "Operation Zen Chaos." The files are stuffed with cryptic notes like "Target: Kelley Lynch - Too Smart" and doodles of what can only be described as paranoid hieroglyphics. Kelley, unimpressed, raises an eyebrow, adjusts her perfectly tailored jacket, and thinks, "This is why I drink tea, not Kool-Aid."
Financial Sabotage and Legal Warfare: Penick alleges that Cohen and his team intentionally bankrupted Lynch to force her into a settlement Cohen had offered totaling millions of dollars. He claims Cohen withheld significant sums of money owed to Lynch, including commissions for her management work and her rightful ownership interests.
By December 2005, Lynch and Penick were evicted from their home. “My mother ended up homeless in Santa Monica,” Penick revealed.
While living there, Lynch was harassed by the Santa Monica Police Department, who reportedly told her they were contacted by LAPD and further stated, “We understand you know Phil Spector.”
The declaration also accuses Cohen and Kory of filing an entirely perjured declaration and using fraudulent legal tactics to destroy Lynch’s credibility and finances, as well as to harm her sons. Penick asserts that these actions were consistent with a coordinated strategy to silence Lynch at any cost.
Dragging Oliver Stone and Tibetan Buddhism into the Fray: Penick’s declaration further reveals how Cohen and Kory introduced unrelated figures into their legal proceedings, including filmmaker Oliver Stone and Lynch’s Tibetan Buddhist affiliations.
Stone, a longtime family friend, was the subject of fabricated allegations designed to smear Lynch’s reputation and stir up a custody matter. “I have known Oliver Stone since I was a child,” Penick stated. “At no time did I ever witness anything other than a friendship between him and my mother.”
Years of Harassment by a Shadowy Figure: Penick also describes a campaign of harassment led by Stephen Gianelli, an online stalker and predator aligned with Cohen and his legal team, Kory & Rice, LLP. Gianelli’s relentless cyberattacks targeted Lynch’s family, friends, and associates, creating a hostile environment that spanned years. “Gianelli has spent years harassing and stalking me, my brother, and my mother,” Penick stated, adding that Gianelli often coordinated his efforts with Cohen’s legal team.
A Mother’s Unyielding Fight for Justice: Despite these relentless challenges, Penick portrays Lynch as a resilient and devoted parent who has endured unimaginable hardship. “My mother is a wonderful human being,” he wrote. Penick concludes with a scathing indictment of Cohen’s actions: “I believe our lives were destroyed because Leonard Cohen owes my mother a substantial amount of money, and my mother reported the allegations that Leonard Cohen committed tax fraud to the IRS.”
The Darker Side of Leonard Cohen’s Legacy: This declaration, combined with those others have filed, lifts the curtain on a darker side of Leonard Cohen rarely seen by the public. The singer-songwriter, often hailed as a poetic and spiritual figure, is portrayed here, due to his actions, as a man deeply entangled in vengeful legal and personal disputes that have left a trail of devastation.
Leonard Cohen Estate Faces Explosive Allegations of Tax Fraud, Obstruction, and Retaliation: The estate of Leonard Cohen, the legendary singer-songwriter, is also at this time engulfed in controversy as allegations of tax fraud, obstruction, defamation, and a calculated campaign of retaliation against Kelley Lynch come to light. Legal filings and declarations paint a damning picture of a deliberate strategy to conceal financial misconduct, intimidate critics, and sidestep federal tax laws.
At the core of the allegations are admissions by estate representatives that they willfully failed to report an astounding $50 million in intellectual property valuations on Cohen’s estate tax returns. Internal communications reveal a stunning “wait and see” approach to potential IRS audits, raising serious legal and ethical concerns. This deliberate underreporting not only violates federal tax laws but also places the estate at risk of severe penalties, including interest, back taxes, and potential criminal charges.
Adding fuel to the fire is the estate’s refusal to provide Lynch with critical tax documents, such as K-1 forms, necessary for her to meet her own federal tax obligations as a co-owner of various Cohen-related business entities. Even during Cohen’s lifetime, tax filings for these entities indicated Lynch as a partner, but Cohen falsely claimed sole proprietorship—a move that not only constitutes identity theft but also allowed him to obtain fraudulent tax refunds using Lynch’s Social Security number. These fraudulent filings, submitted under penalty of perjury, implicate Cohen and his representatives in further violations of federal law.
The estate’s refusal to file federal tax returns for these entities, despite possessing all required financial information, compounds the misconduct. Federal tax reporting requirements are not optional; they are mandatory under U.S. law. Partnerships and LLCs are legally required to file annual returns and issue K-1 forms to their stakeholders. By failing to meet these obligations, the estate’s trustees and legal representatives not only obstruct Lynch’s ability to fulfill her legal responsibilities but also expose themselves to IRS audits, penalties, and criminal investigations.
This conduct appears to be part of a broader campaign of economic retaliation and intimidation aimed at silencing Lynch. Legal filings reveal that Cohen and his representatives orchestrated a strategy to “crush, silence, and destroy” Lynch and her family, as detailed in admissions in lawsuits against Cohen and his legal team. The estate’s tactics, including withholding tax documentation and failing to file returns, effectively block Lynch from accessing her rightful income and raise allegations of conspiracy to defraud the U.S. government.
The IRS Criminal Division, according to documents bizarrely submitted by Cohen’s representatives to Lynch, is now implicated in this sordid tale. The estate’s refusal to provide Lynch with tax information and its ongoing noncompliance with federal requirements cast a dark shadow over Cohen’s legacy and raise serious questions about financial mismanagement and deliberate evasion.
These allegations don’t just reveal negligence; they expose a calculated effort to suppress Lynch while avoiding legal accountability.
As these claims surface, they threaten to forever alter how Leonard Cohen’s legacy is perceived, casting doubt on the integrity of his estate and its trustees. With potential investigations, lawsuits, and penalties looming, the estate faces a legal quagmire that could have been avoided through transparency and compliance with the law.
A Legacy Tarnished, Lives Destroyed: The Fallout from Leonard Cohen’s Estate:
The damage inflicted on Kelley Lynch and her sons by Leonard Cohen and his estate is nothing short of devastating. For nearly two decades, she and her family have endured relentless harassment, a targeted defamation campaign, and economic ruin at the hands of Cohen’s team and later, his estate.
Willfully bankrupting Lynch, withholding her rightful earnings, obstructing her ability to report income owed to her, and preventing her from ensuring federal tax returns are filed for Cohen-related entities in which she holds a legal ownership interest have left a trail of emotional and financial devastation that continues to haunt her family. The calculated effort to silence her through legal manipulation, smear tactics, and fraudulent schemes has cast an indelible and unforgivable shadow over Cohen’s legacy.
Justice must be served, as these are serious tax matters with both criminal and civil implications. Lynch intends to pursue every legal remedy available, including suing the estate and trust for comprehensive accountings and access to the tax forms that have been unlawfully withheld from her. She also plans to demand that the estate file overdue federal tax returns for the business entities they control—entities in which she holds ownership interests.
As these allegations continue to unfold, they reveal a tale of betrayal and systemic efforts to suppress the truth at all costs. Leonard Cohen may have been a masterful storyteller in his music, but the story behind his estate is one of alleged financial misconduct and relentless attempts to crush and silence a family in the pursuit of self-interest. The question now is whether the legal system will step in to provide the justice that has so far been denied.
Being a canonized folksinger saint and a tortured poet adored on the global stage does not grant Leonard Cohen—or his estate—a divine exemption from their federal and state tax obligations.
Disclaimer: The article and accompanying illustrations present Kelley Lynch as a "haute couture Buddhist" hipster character in an imaginative and stylized portrayal. This depiction reflects an artistic and surreal interpretation inspired by the complex legal disputes and public narratives that followed her split from Leonard Cohen. The choice to portray Lynch adorned in jewels and sophisticated attire references Cohen's statements after their parting, where he attributed her alleged “downfall” to extravagant spending on items like jewelry, shoes, and haute couture—a narrative Lynch firmly disputes. The artistic representation, while not intended as a literal portrayal, emphasizes the intensity and multifaceted nature of her legal claims, offering a metaphorical view into the high-stakes drama of her experience. This stylized depiction serves to underscore the layers of conflict, public perception, and personal resilience inherent in her story.
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