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Monday, June 16, 2025

🚨 FROM MUSIC MOGUL TO TARGETED WHISTLEBLOWER: The Leonard Cohen PsyOp – Kelley Lynch Exposes a Decade of Retaliation, Corruption & Manufactured Threats

SWAT Teams, Gag Orders & Celeb Tax Fraud—How Kelley Lynch Says LA Officials Turned a Business Dispute Into a Decade-Long Constitutional Nightmare By the Grand Illusions Investigations Desk | 📍 LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — A federal civil rights case filed in the heart of Hollywood has cracked open what could be the most explosive intersection of fame, fraud, and First Amendment violations in recent memory. Kelley Ann Lynch, a former music industry powerhouse once trusted to run Leonard Cohen’s business empire, is now taking her years-long fight to federal court—alleging a labyrinthine conspiracy involving SWAT teams, gag orders, domestic violence statutes misused as censorship tools, and what she says was a multi-million-dollar tax fraud orchestrated with surgical precision by the late Leonard Cohen’s legal team—with a little help from the LAPD Threat Management Unit and the City Attorney’s Office. And what triggered it all? “I asked for tax returns,” Lynch says. “That’s when the nightmare began.”

🎤 SEX, LIES & SPREADSHEETS: INSIDE THE BUSINESS EMPIRE At the core of Lynch’s federal complaint lies a paper trail that reads more like an accounting horror story than an indie label audit. According to the complaint, Lynch was a legal owner or partner in Traditional Holdings, LLC (KY), Blue Mist Touring Company, Inc., and Old Ideas, LLC—entities that allegedly haven’t filed tax returns in over two decades and never issued her the IRS-mandated K-1s, 1099s, or corporate records she was entitled to receive. Instead of working through IRS channels, tax court, or partnership reconciliation, Cohen’s team allegedly slapped Lynch with a civil harassment order in Colorado—ex parte, with no evidence hearing—and then “laundered” the order into a California domestic violence restraining order. No romantic relationship. No violence. No due process. Just a rubber stamp and a criminal record.

📁 THE INFAMOUS “IRS BINDER” — A TROJAN HORSE? Lynch claims the pièce de résistance in the smear campaign was an “IRS Binder” handed to police and the courts by Cohen’s attorneys Robert Kory and Michelle Rice. But while the binder claimed to “debunk” Lynch’s fraud allegations, it apparently contained no business tax returns, no K-1s, no evidence of Lynch receiving the financial records she was demanding. Instead, the binder allegedly included: • Fabricated tax refund claims • A sham “forensic report” without sourcing • Legal declarations riddled with misstatements • A narrative Lynch says was built on perjury and cover stories “They criminalized whistleblowing,” Lynch says. “They reframed IRS filings as ‘threats’ and business disputes as ‘domestic abuse.’”

🧾 “KEEP INCITING HER—YOU’RE MAKING ME RICHER THAN F&K” The case takes an even darker turn when Lynch reveals an internal email sent by Michelle Rice to a Hollywood fixer, who was working as a proxy enforcer for Cohen’s team: “Do me a favor and keep inciting her to file more motions. You’re making me richer than f&k… I think I can pay off my mortgage on my $2 million Hollywood Hills home with jetliner views by the end of this year.” The email, Lynch says, is smoking-gun evidence that the legal machinery was never about “protection” but about harassment-for-profit. “They fed the LAPD a script,” she says. “I was criminalized for reporting tax fraud and trying to access corporate records.” The LAPD’s Threat Management Unit wasn’t investigating threats—they were acting like concierge security for celebrities, weaponizing state power to shield the powerful and silence dissent.

🧨 FROM IRS INFORMANT TO PUBLIC ENEMY As early as 2005, Lynch says she reported tax fraud involving Cohen’s entities to: • The Kentucky Revenue Cabinet • The IRS Commissioner’s Staff • DOJ • The FBI • California’s Franchise Tax Board A U.S. Treasury agent eventually instructed her to contact IRS Criminal Investigator Luis Tejeda, sparking a federal investigation.

But instead of being treated as a whistleblower, Lynch says she was recast as a stalker, subjected to: • LAPD TMU surveillance • Secret meetings between LAPD, City Attorney, and Cohen’s team • Gag orders blocking her speech • Criminal charges based on protected speech • SWAT-style police visits to her home

📜 CONSTITUTIONAL DOMINOES FALLING Lynch’s lawsuit reads like a crash course in federal preemption, constitutional violations, and judicial theater gone rogue. She alleges: • Violations of the Petition Clause: for speaking to the IRS, FBI, DOJ • Speech criminalization: for using the courts and media to correct defamatory narratives • Due process abuse: for being sentenced based on documents she never saw, from a hearing she never attended • Supremacy Clause infringement: where local DV laws were used to override federal tax procedure She also argues that California's own Constitution—which protects even broader speech rights than the First Amendment—was trampled in the process.

🔥 COORDINATED SMEAR CAMPAIGN OR JUSTICE? Lynch alleges that Robert Kory, Michelle Rice, and their Hollywood fixer spearheaded a decade-long harassment operation designed to: • Isolate her professionally • Undermine her legal filings • Feed damaging material to LAPD TMU • Portray her to courts as “unstable” and “vengeful” • Obstruct federal investigations into tax fraud “They wanted to discredit the messenger before she could expose the message,” she says. “And it worked—for a time.” The tactics allegedly included inserting irrelevant and defamatory narratives into public filings—such as bizarre references to Leonard Cohen’s daughter Lorca’s statements, which had nothing to do with Lynch but were weaponized to stain her reputation. At the heart of it all was a pipeline of misinformation flowing directly into the LAPD Threat Management Unit and the Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office—two powerful agencies that acted less like neutral law enforcement and more like public relations enforcers for a celebrity-backed smear campaign.

💼 “I WASN’T HIS EX—I WAS HIS PARTNER” Lynch insists this case was never about “revenge,” “love gone wrong,” or celebrity gossip. “They fabricated that entire angle to discredit me,” she says. “Leonard Cohen and I weren’t lovers. We were business partners. I managed his business affairs, which he obsessively micromanaged from behind the scenes. I asked for the books, and they tried to burn down my life.”

⚖️ STAKES BEYOND HOLLYWOOD The lawsuit doesn’t seek damages—it demands: • Federal intervention • A public accounting • An injunction against future misuse of protection orders • Expungement of restraining orders entered without due process • Referral to the IRS Criminal Division and U.S. Attorney’s Office And above all, it calls for recognition that whistleblowers reporting tax crimes shouldn’t be jailed, gagged, or hunted for speaking out. “I wasn’t just stripped of my rights,” Lynch says. “They tried to erase the truth. But the documents are real. The fraud is real. And now the courts will see it.”

📺 COMING NEXT: Could Kelley Lynch’s case change how restraining orders are used in civil litigation? When will federal agencies intervene? Is the LAPD Threat Management Unit operating beyond its constitutional bounds? We’ll be watching. 📰 Follow the Grand Illusions Investigations Desk for exclusive updates, document dumps, and in-depth profiles—next: “Meet the Enforcer: Who Is Cohen’s Fixer?”

Disclaimer: The article and accompanying illustrations present Kelley Lynch as a "haute couture Buddhist" hipster character in an imaginative and stylized portrayal. This depiction reflects an artistic and surreal interpretation inspired by the complex legal disputes and public narratives that followed her split from Leonard Cohen. The choice to portray Lynch adorned in jewels and sophisticated attire references Cohen's statements after their parting, where he attributed her alleged “downfall” to extravagant spending on items like jewelry, shoes, and haute couture—a narrative Lynch firmly disputes. The artistic representation, while not intended as a literal portrayal, emphasizes the intensity and multifaceted nature of her legal claims, offering a metaphorical view into the high-stakes drama of her experience. This stylized depiction serves to underscore the layers of conflict, public perception, and personal resilience inherent in her story.

Friday, May 23, 2025

EXCLUSIVE: The Leonard Cohen Files — Shell Companies, Tax Schemes, MK Ultra Mind Control, a Mata Hari Seductress Fiction, and the Whistleblower Who Knew Too Much

They called him the prophet of longing. A monk-poet in a fedora who murmured eternal truths over flamenco guitar. But behind Leonard Cohen’s mythic persona lies a web of shell corporations, weaponized legal filings and courts, perjured and fraudulent documents, a forged trust, and a whistleblower war that’s about to erupt on the federal stage.

At the center of the unraveling? Kelley Lynch — not just Cohen’s longtime personal manager, but a business partner and co-owner of multiple entities that comprised the Cohen financial empire now being weaponized against her. And the only person who has the documentation to blow it all up.

Grand Illusions Investigations has reviewed Lynch’s Addendum to Declaration: Evidentiary Presentation of Fraud, Perjury & Misrepresentations, a damning exposé submitted to the IRS, DOJ, and FBI, and set to be filed in U.S. District Court. We’ve also reviewed hundreds of pages of legal filings, whistleblower communications, federal tax disclosures, probate documents, and sworn declarations submitted across multiple jurisdictions.

What it reveals isn’t theory. It’s a meticulously documented blueprint for a multimillion-dollar tax fraud and judicial obstruction scheme—built on celebrity fan fiction, falsified court records, and a devastating abuse of federal processes.

The Myth of the Monk: To the public, Cohen was a figure of saintly detachment. But the tax architecture surrounding his fortune told another story: Cohen orchestrated a lattice of entities—Traditional Holdings, LLC, Blue Mist Touring Co., Inc., Old Ideas, LLC, and Old Ideas Legacy, LLC. These vehicles held publishing income, touring revenue, literary rights, and licensing deals. Internal documents, including correspondence between Cohen and his legal and tax advisors, confirm these entities were structured with the intent to defer taxes and obscure true ownership. The entities were treated like shell corporations, the IP assets bounced around like a game of three card monte, and fraudulent tax returns were filed—or not filed at all in the case of BMT and TH, which have no federal filings from 2004 to the present.

Cohen’s tax fraud followed him from the 1970s, when he maintained offshore accounts to conceal global income from the IRS, through the 1980s, where the IRS challenged his use of multiple Social Security numbers, and into the 1997 and 2001 Sony-related IP transactions—structured as unnecessarily complex stock deals to avoid triggering taxable events.

As Lynch's forensic filings to the IRS show, Cohen failed to report the proceeds of a multimillion-dollar stock sale through Sony, unilaterally extinguished a deferred annuity obligation, disguised more than $6.7 million in income as "shareholder loans" from Traditional Holdings, and misappropriated millions from other entities. When Lynch objected to these moves, she was publicly smeared, and driven into legal exile.

Lynch hired a CPA in September 2004 who discovered fraud on Cohen-related entity filings with the IRS. She then hired tax litigators. Cohen, meanwhile, was attempting to privately force her to meet with him and Richard Westin—his personal corporate and tax lawyer—to unravel their corporate and tax shenanigans. She refused.

From approximately October 2004 through May 2005, as Cohen realized he had failed in his attempts to coerce Lynch and understood she had already gone to the IRS, he hired PR firms to publicly defame her. During this period, Cohen and Robert Kory offered Lynch millions that she was rightfully owed, but conditioned the payment on her cooperation in targeting every one of Cohen’s former representatives for cash. They wanted her to submit perjured or false testimony in secret mediations, civil and other litigation, and to commit perjury in statements to the IRS and other tax authorities. Lynch refused. She knew they were blatantly lying about numerous individuals—including the Grubman Indursky firm, Greg McBowman—and falsely claiming that Neal Greenberg and Richard Westin solely created the tax structures and corporate entities. In truth, Cohen himself designed these mechanisms, instructed his representatives, and repeatedly told Lynch and others he disdained "ordinary income taxes," instead demanding capital gains treatment for transactions that were never structured accordingly.

The IRS Binder: Fiction as Strategy: At the heart of Leonard Cohen’s defense was not an audit trail or financial transparency, but a narrative device—a glossy, curated “IRS Binder” created by his legal team at Kory & Rice LLP. Far from a legitimate submission of financial records, this dossier functioned as a calculated piece of misdirection. It relied on a fraudulent 2005 co-mingled default judgment, perjured declarations, a bogus forensic "report" spreadsheet that co-mingled entity assets, and statements from Robert Kory falsely claiming Kelley Lynch had access to all necessary tax information. Cohen’s team coupled these materials with a media blitz, strategically aligning with biographer Sylvie Simmons and compliant journalists to reinforce the myth of Cohen as a betrayed monk rather than a manipulator of corporate structures. The Binder presented fiction as fact—weaponizing narrative to discredit Lynch’s whistleblower complaints and obscure the real story of tax avoidance, misallocated income, and obstruction. This wasn’t audit material. It was a screenplay.

The narrative: Lynch, a seductive Mata Hari, hypnotized Cohen using MK style mind control tactics while he lived in monastic exile, misappropriated his "retirement" fortune, and pursued him across the country. The truth? Lynch had reported Cohen to the IRS, complete with a tax opinion from her former legal and accounting representatives, laying out Cohen's civil and criminal tax fraud.

MK Ultra & Mata Hari: In perhaps the most outrageous twist, the IRS Binder also invoked MK Ultra mind control tactics. Cohen had previously claimed that he was a participant in such experiments during his time at McGill University—when in fact, he merely took a psychology course. Yet Cohen’s team told federal authorities that Cohen similarly had been psychologically destabilized by his fictitious Mata Hari—casting him as too spiritual to manage his tax and financial affairs.

This “MK Ultra” fiction was matched by another: that Kelley Lynch was not only a seductress, but a type of Mata Hari agent who lured Cohen into transferring millions while cloaked in Buddhist mysticism. These absurdities, submitted to federal agencies, helped shift scrutiny from Cohen’s unfiled returns to Lynch’s whistleblower complaints—further proving the retaliatory use of narrative fiction as legal defense.

Weaponized Misogyny, Biographical Disinformation: At the heart of the cover story lies a biographical smear. Sylvie Simmons' book, I’m Your Man, repeats the Cohen camp’s defamatory tropes: that Lynch was a mentally unstable former lover who inspired Cohen’s late-career "redemption." The book omits Lynch’s ownership interests, tax submissions, and Cohen's own financial directives and transactions. Instead, Simmons relies heavily on interviews with Cohen's lawyers, lovers, and insiders—failing to consult legal filings, IRS disclosures, or Lynch herself. At no time was Kelley Lynch Leonard Cohen's lover or mistress.

From the Maclean’s article to Rolling Stone, unscrupulous journalists regurgitated Cohen's fan fiction defense: the monk betrayed by a temptress. The goal was clear: destroy Kelley Lynch’s credibility, sabotage IRS scrutiny, and convert Cohen's civil and criminal liability into literary tragedy. Cohen’s team parlayed this myth into legal and financial advantage, all while journalists and biographers gained commercially and professionally from pushing a sanctified, sanitized Cohen narrative.

After Cohen: Estate Fraud and Federal Exposure: Following Cohen’s death, the machinery didn’t stop. It metastasized. Robert Kory used a forged trust document—as admitted under oath by Cohen’s children—to assume control of Cohen’s estate. This enabled the: • Sale of Cohen’s IP catalog to Hipgnosis for $50 million • Concealment of Lynch’s co-ownership in TH, BMT and OI • Creation of Old Ideas Legacy, LLC to bury unreported assets • Omission of $48 million in IP from the federal estate tax returns, as revealed in estate and probate filings before Los Angeles Superior Court

Retaliation and the State as Enforcer: As Lynch continued pressing for tax documentation, the LAPD and LA City Attorney entered the frame. Their contributions: • Sham criminal prosecution of Lynch for emailing IRS, FBI, DOJ, and other authorities • Misuse of restraining orders to suppress whistleblower disclosures and request federal tax information • A SWAT raid and attempted psychiatric commitment initiated after reporting the tax fraud • Continued public defamation of Lynch. The source of this retaliatory action? LA Government Actors, Cohen’s IRS Binder, and the fabricated tax fraud defense narrative. A tool of obstruction, not transparency.

Next Stop Federal Court: Lynch has submitted formal complaints to the IRS Whistleblower Office, IRS, FBI, DOJ, and the U.S. Tax Court, and is preparing a comprehensive federal complaint for filing in U.S. District Court. Her filings are supported by a trove of documentation: corporate bylaws, CPA reviews, tax correspondence, sworn depositions, and probate records—including Kory's use of a forged trust document following Cohen's death, through which he reassigned Cohen's fraudulent default judgment to himself as trustee, in order to roll back entities not covered by the judgment and pursue the Hipgnosis deal. Lynch has submitted signed entity resolutions, proof of forged trust instruments (Reeve Chudd's deposition confirming he altered Cohen's trust documents following his death), and direct evidence of the unauthorized use of her Social Security number, along with communications with federal authorities. This is not speculation. It is a case file. And it’s coming to court

This case isn’t about Leonard Cohen’s music. It’s about how celebrity and fabricated media narratives were used to discredit a federal whistleblower, suppress evidence, and obstruct justice. Kelley Lynch seeks transparency, tax documents, and judicial accountability. The evidence she’s now putting before federal courts is not poetic. It appears to be criminal. And it may be the reckoning the Cohen estate never saw coming.

Thursday, May 22, 2025

EXCLUSIVE: Leonard Cohen's Final Act? A Monk, a Manager, and a $30 Million Smear Job – How the Icon's Legal Team Wrote the IRS a Fairytale

By the Grand Illusions Investigations Unit – Based on exclusive review of IRS, DOJ, and FBI communications and court records now under federal scrutiny.

Leonard Cohen may have been the gravel-voiced poet laureate of melancholy, but behind the myth of the monk was a man knee-deep in multimillion-dollar tax schemes, shell corporations, and what court filings now identify as "weaponized legal warfare" and a coordinated campaign of obstruction and character assassination.

And at the center of that campaign?

Not a jilted mistress or delusional fan, as Cohen so often implied—but Kelley Lynch, his longtime personal manager and legal business partner. A woman with contractual ownership interests, decades of records, and the paper trail to prove that Cohen’s IRS narrative was a fairytale.

For years, Cohen publicly claimed he was looted by Lynch during a spiritual retreat at Mount Baldy. He told interviewers he was left with just $150,000 and forced back on the road to rescue his finances. Simmons' best-selling biography I'm Your Man helped cement the myth. But recently uncovered documents—obtained through ongoing legal proceedings and whistleblower records—tell a far more shocking story.

The IRS Cover-Up Cohen Didn’t Want You to See

According to federal filings, Cohen personally directed and benefited from a series of corporate entities used to house—and hide—intellectual property in what he operated as shell corporations: Traditional Holdings, LLC (TH), Blue Mist Touring Co., Inc. (BMT), and Old Ideas, LLC (OI). Lynch held 99.5% of TH and 15% of both BMT and OI. Yet Cohen repeatedly diverted funds, withheld tax filings, and told the IRS that he was the victim of embezzlement (based upon a fraudulent default judgment)—when, in fact, he misappropriated millions from the entities.

In fact, Cohen admitted under oath in 2012, “She never stole from me—just my peace of mind.” He reiterated to Maclean's, “I'm not accusing her of theft.”

Nevertheless, Cohen's legal team—led by Robert Kory and Michelle Rice—flooded courts and federal agencies with perjured declarations, fraudulent legal filings, and sealed financial and corporate documents that rebranded Lynch's lawful earnings as fraud, while concealing her ownership interest in business entities and refusing to file business-related entity returns from 2003 to the present. This was the linchpin of Cohen's IRS strategy—although the tax fraud, from offshore accounts to shell companies, was entirely Cohen’s doing, and Lynch did not handle his tax matters. The goal: erase Lynch, rewrite the financials, and walk away with the publishing rights.

The "Forensic Report" That Wasn't

At the heart of Cohen's misogynistic fan fiction to the IRS was a "forensic accounting" report submitted in 2006—used to obtain a default judgment against Lynch. The catch? It was completely co-mingled. It lumped together the finances of TH, BMT, and OI. No independent audit. No trial. And no notification to Lynch, who was never even served.

The appellate court later confirmed the fraud default didn't extend to the entities. Still, Cohen's team presented it to IRS Criminal Division agents as gospel and lied that it extended to the business entities.

A SWAT Raid, Psychiatric Hold, and Custody Battle? The Hollywood-Style Retaliation

In September 2004, Lynch’s CPA uncovered fraud involving Leonard Cohen’s business entities and the tax returns prepared by his personal corporate and tax lawyer. Shareholder loans to Cohen totaled over $6.7 million—none of which had been reported as income, despite clearly constituting disguised income concealed from the IRS. Soon after Kelley Lynch reported the tax fraud to IRS, LAPD SWAT showed up at Lynch's home in a terrifying raid tied to a hoax call and per LAPD - her dog was her hostage. No charges. No weapons. No crime. But the timing? Perfect.

Cohen's lawyers used the raid to interfere with a custody case involving Lynch’s young son. They filed perjured declarations and repeated salacious claims that Lynch had sexual relationships with Cohen and director Oliver Stone—completely untrue, but ideal for framing her as a jealous ex-lover spiraling out of control. It's quite clear Cohen was jealous of Oliver Stone.

The truth? Lynch had been reporting Cohen’s tax fraud to the IRS, DOJ, and FBI. She also meticulously memorialized a years-long stalking and harassment campaign—led by a lawyer operating in coordination with Cohen’s legal team—and submitted this documentation to multiple federal agencies, including the IRS Criminal Division. Rather than address the substance of her whistleblower communications, Cohen’s team criminalized, distorted, and spun them into a fabricated stalking narrative designed to circumvent federal preclusion doctrines and obstruct oversight. Her lawful emails and legal filings—detailing unfiled entity tax returns, misappropriated IP income, and concealed offshore accounts—were deliberately repackaged as delusional threats to silence a witness and mislead authorities. Cohen even managed to insert one of his endlessly contradictory Phil Spector “good rock ’n roll” stories into his court testimony for salacious impact.

"Richer Than F***": The Profitable War on Kelley Lynch: Emails obtained by this publication reveal Michelle Rice, Cohen’s attorney, bragging about the legal fees generated from dragging Lynch into court. In a 2015 email to Stephen Gianelli, a shadowy proxy working for Cohen’s team, Rice wrote: “Keep inciting her [by terrorizing and harassing her sons and everyone in her life] to file more motions. You are making me richer than f***.” Rice was promoted to partner soon after. Her promotion was announced on Leonard Cohen’s official fan site.

Robert Kory, who served as Cohen’s personal and de facto business manager, wasn’t quiet about the strategy either. According to court records in the Neal Greenberg litigation, Kory told opposing counsel that he and Cohen planned to "crush and destroy" Lynch and her sons.

The Legend of the Monk Was a Lie

Cohen wasn’t tucked away in a monastery when these events unfolded. He was living in Los Angeles, working on art and music projects, negotiating Sony deals, signing off on and approving publishing deals, and meeting with Lynch at her personal management offices to plan future ventures such as album and book contractual deliveries (for which Cohen took substantial advances), a lithograph deal, and a world tour.

He posed as a victim, but the records tell a different story. Leonard Cohen continued siphoning millions from Traditional Holdings, LLC (TH)—an entity he did not legally control—while claiming his retirement savings had been looted. At the same time, his official fan site was actively used to market new projects and circulate defamatory content about Kelley Lynch. His legal team had Lynch’s declaration—one that directly confronted their perjury and fraud—sealed by the court. Cohen’s public image wasn’t a reflection of truth; it was a carefully curated illusion.

Where Was the Media? Major outlets from Rolling Stone to The Guardian to The New York Times parroted Cohen's narrative, never reaching out to Lynch for comment—even after Cohen admitted in court she hadn’t stolen from him. Sylvie Simmons’ I’m Your Man used the discredited court filings and quotes from Cohen's inner circle to cast Lynch as a deranged Mata Hari. No major journalist examined Lynch’s ownership interests in the entities. None noted that she never received required K-1s or partnership distributions. And no one asked why Cohen’s estate continues to sell, control, and license IP she co-owns without accounting or consent while failing to report $48 million in IP valuations on the estate tax returns.

Leonard Cohen's IRS Fairy Tale

According to whistleblower filings reviewed by this publication, Cohen’s legal team submitted the co-mingled, fraudulent default judgment and so-called “forensic” report to the IRS as if they were factual proof of his fairy tale. Yet there were no entity tax returns, no partner disclosures, no Form K-1s, and no corporate accountings or balance sheets. Meanwhile, the IRS Criminal Division was forced to listen to a smear campaign that was weaponized to shape Cohen’s tax record via yellow journalism, deceit, and misogyny.

Conclusion: The Truth Leonard Cohen Took to His Grave

This isn’t a story of an artist betrayed by his manager. It’s the story of an artist who betrayed the truth. With help from a loyal legal team, a complicit court, and an unquestioning press, Leonard Cohen turned legal process into a weapon, transformed tax fraud into myth, and left behind a legend built on the ruin of a woman who had once been his partner.

Kelley Lynch wasn’t a thief. She wasn’t his lover. She wasn’t his mistress. And she wasn’t his tailor, either. She was a witness—to everything. Excerpt from the Guardian, 2001: "I never discuss my mistresses or my tailors" He was the voice in every lonely boy's bedroom. The Godfather of Gloom. But after years on Mount Baldy, a Buddhist retreat, Leonard Cohen has finally found peace. Here he talks about drink, drugs and women, and why nirvana is now a mean tuna sandwich.