KELLEY LYNCH SENTENCED TO 18 MONTHS IN JAIL - NO REMORSE, JUDGE SAYS
Former Leonard Cohen manager and serial harasser of many (including this site and its editor) was sentenced today to 18 months in jail for violating restraining orders and sending Cohen and others (we received 10,000 harassing messages) thousands of harassing emails and voicemail messages.
Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Robert C. Vanderet said Kelley Lynch, 55, showed "no remorse" for a "long, unrelenting barrage of harassing behavior."
I don’t show remorse after Leonard Cohen and his representatives (and others) have targeted me relentlessly, destroyed my life, targeted my children, and gone to unbelievable lengths to silence and terrorize me. I also don’t show remorse when I’m telling the truth and Leonard Cohen, Robert Kory, Michelle Rice, Sandra Jo Streeter, and Captain Horvath are lying through their teeth. I did not harass Leonard Cohen and the judge has serious problems, from what I can tell, because people are indeed wondering if he is corrupt.
"No person should be subject to that kind of targeting by anyone," Vanderet said
I wonder what Vanderet’s motive was for refusing to permit Agent Luis Tejeda/IRS to take the witness stand? There was indeed newly discovered evidence – see the IRS Binder which allowed me to discover that Cohen obtained nearly $700,000.00 in refunds based on fraud, lies, perjury, and false accusations. I have advised Agent Luis Tejeda/IRS that I am challenging that refund.
A jury convicted the former Cohen manager on five counts of violating no-contact protective orders and two counts of repeatedly contacting Cohen with the intent to annoy or harass.
The jurors evidently wanted to hear more about the IRS issues and a great deal of evidence was concealed and the Phil Spector gun story, etc. probably confused people. My own lawyers were clear in closing – they had no idea why Steve Cooley and Alan Jackson were such issues in this matter.
Kelley Lynch also was sentenced to five years of summary probation. While in custody, she must undergo anger management training, psychological training and alcohol education sessions.
Psychological training? I don’t have anger management or alcohol problems but have completed the anger management, psychological evaluation, and alcohol education sessions and have evidence of that which will be presented at the progress hearing with a Motion.
16 comments:
Linda said...
Unfortunately, 18 months from now, Kelley Lynch will be on the first computer or telephone she can get her hands on and will resume where she left off. Eighteen months is not long enough to provide the intensive psychotherapy needed to begin to change her behavior, which has become the only way of life she knows. It would not surprise me at all if she attempts to continue her obsession while in jail. Frankly, I expect she will end up serving the whole 5 years based on behaviors she is simply no longer capable of suppressing.
Actually, the minute I was released, I called Agent Luis Tejeda/IRS. I have no interest in Leonard Cohen. The jury and judge have now proven that you can be arrested when someone withholds tax documentation they are required – by the IRS – to provide a U.S. citizen. Continue my obsession while in jail? Everyone at the jail, for the most part, figured out what was going on in reality. Don’t hold your breath. Watch for my appeal and future litigation.
kellygreen said...
Psychological training? Shit. If she ever gets out, she'll be passing herself off as a shrink. Official psychological training will allow her to become even better at manipulating others. Oooh... maybe she can pass herself off as a mental health paralegal. Afterall, she's been passing herself off as a paralegal for years.
Another interpretation of a bizarre order that three lawyers and the jail have all interpreted differently – obviously making it constitutionally vague. I am a paralegal, legal assistant, and was a personal manager in the music industry, as well as an individual who owned a greeting card company and management company. Leonard Cohen doesn’t tell me where to deposit my personal management commissions – or anything else for that matter. I wasn’t his “paramour,” we weren’t in a “dating relationship,” and this man is not my husband. I have no mental health issues – and signed my letters to Cutler (that he should have handed over to Phil Spector and his legal team) “All the best, Kelley” – although Jihad Gianelli is lying on his Blog that I signed them “Love, Kelley.”
Blogonaut said...
I am told the 18 month sentence means that Kelley Lynch will be out of jail by the 4th of July.
I wonder who told my cyber-terrorist this? A friend of mine, at the jail, calculated my sentence down to the day. Fortunately, a deputy I appreciate gave me advance notice that I would be released and I was able to contact a family member – who flew into pick me up. REDACTED the rest of Blogonaut’s rant.
kellygreen said...
How come they can manage to keep Conrad Murray in the LA County Jail for 4 years but the Lynchness Monster will serve only 11 weeks? IMHO, she's more of a danger to society than Conrad Murray--and I have no intention to respond to those who believe Murray killed the worlds greatest performer, he didn't; so save that crap for your mother, she, undoubtedly will think it's cute. For the love of god, everybody else has his sentence commuted in a matter of hours--even the Lynchness Monster--but Murray's ineligible for early release? Come on. The Lynchness Monster threatened to murder several prosecutors, up to and including the elected DA. 11 friggin' weeks! Blogo, any chance the feds will go after her for the myriad of threats she's made against federal employees and agencies? Or do the feds just want to pretend she doesn't exist?
I suppose that’s because Conrad Murray was charged with murdering Michael Jackson while I was charged with misdemeanor “intent to annoy” and a restraining order violation on an order I was not served or notified of. Detective Viramontes/LAPD and I have discussed this and I am awaiting his updated report that he was faxing to Agent Tejeda/IRS (who he has also called) and emailing to Agent Sopko/Treasury. Someone evidently told Viramontes/LAPD that I was simply emailing some address for the IRS that I found online when, in fact, I was instructed to use that email address in a confirmation email I received from the IRS after reporting Cohen’s tax fraud via their website. “For the love og God” always reminds me of Alan Jackson and that’s precisely who Kelly Green reminds me of and she was on the Darwin Exception in 2007 about Phil Spector. If indeed Green is a she and not a he. I never threatened to murder several prosecutors and that is a blatant and bald-faced lie. My satirical email was attached to Captain Jack Horvath’s LIES to the court about me. I have made no threats against federal employees and agencies and the IRS, FBI, DOJ, and Treasury can weigh in on that or investigate these allegations.
Ambrose Mugwump said...
It's something, but after what she put the poor man through she should have gotten longer.
Leonard Cohen’s fraud, lies, and perjury will be addressed on appeal as you cannot obtain default judgments, orders, or verdicts through these methods.
Blogonaut said...
"Or do the feds just want to pretend she doesn't exist?"
Yep.
Yep.
Do they? Then why was Agent Tejeda/IRS talking to my lawyers, meeting with IRS lawyers, and determining what he could take the stand about, and then offered to attend a future trial/hearing and possibly assist with sentencing. I still am waiting to hear his exact remarks.
We have spoken to two FBI agents and a special agent for the Treasury Department who was on Kelley Lynch's spam list and their advice was ignore her and perhaps someday she will go away – but probably not for a very long time.
I contacted Agent Wynar/FBI Oakland who is a Special Agent. I have no idea who the other agent is but they should understand this – Jihad Gianelli is a liar, with motive, who has viciously targeted me and my family, and should be prosecuted for criminal witness tampering, criminal witness intimidation, criminal harassment, criminal stalking, etc. As for the special agent for the Treasury, I believe this is Agent Sopko/Treassury who was referred to by the cyber-terrorists as my “federal pet.” Did these individuals advise Jihad Gianelli that they were on my spam list? First of all, the FBI Washington is on my emails – not Agent Wynar/FBI Oakland and I have heard from them numerous times so they know how to contact me and they also appear to know how to write – they never mentioned spam. Who knows what Agent Sopko was talking to this nut about. Perhaps she realized that Jihad Gianelli attempts to infiltrate matters and, being aligned with Cohen, probably attempted to determine what the IRS was doing. If I recall correctly, Jihad Gianelli contacted the Oakland FBI and advised them that I was spamming Agent Sopko/Treasury. She has never said that and the Oakland FBI should wonder why Gianelli would contact the FBI about an IRS/Treasury matter.
Now, the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office is another story.
We are told they even had an observer in the courtroom during Kelley Lynch's harassment trial (prosecuted by a special unit of the City Attorney’s Office to prosecute restraining order violations) in aid of assessing whether to charge her for threatening the life of the District Attorney.
Now, the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office is another story.
We are told they even had an observer in the courtroom during Kelley Lynch's harassment trial (prosecuted by a special unit of the City Attorney’s Office to prosecute restraining order violations) in aid of assessing whether to charge her for threatening the life of the District Attorney.
A DA “observer” was witnessed hanging out with Cohen, his lawyers and PI, and lunching with Cohen. He sat in the courtroom when Cohen testified about Phil Spector and the gun story which contradicts the version of events the prosecutors used re. Cohen’s alleged Phil Spector gun story so the DA’s office is indeed another story.
Speaking of the City Attorney, in one of the many letters that Kelley mailed to Bruce Cutler from jail – all of which were forwarded by Cutler to prosecutors – Kelley referred to the Deputy City Attorney prosecuting her case as a “fat slug” and also referred to the restraining order under which she was being prosecuted as a “fraud”. Nothing like giving a prosecutor a personal reason to try harder and the judge a reason to hand out a stiff sentence!
Speaking of the City Attorney, in one of the many letters that Kelley mailed to Bruce Cutler from jail – all of which were forwarded by Cutler to prosecutors – Kelley referred to the Deputy City Attorney prosecuting her case as a “fat slug” and also referred to the restraining order under which she was being prosecuted as a “fraud”. Nothing like giving a prosecutor a personal reason to try harder and the judge a reason to hand out a stiff sentence!
Actually, I referred to another DCA as a “slug” and not Streeter. I’ve called her a wanna be porn star who was wrapped in skin tight spandex that clung to her rolls of fat. It was and remains as nasty as witnessing her lie to jurors, baby talk judges (who are evidently annoyed by her), and GUSH on her cell phone about celebrity Leonard Cohen.
Her agitation and threats are escalating.
Her agitation and threats are escalating.
Why? Because I called a sycophant a “slug?” When I wrote the letter to Cutler, I hadn’t seen Streeter yet so she might have a difficult time proving her theory, if it is indeed hers. She’s not in a Special Unit. She is in the Family Violence Unit. Cohen and I were not in a “dating relationship” and there is no domestic violence. There was a liar with motive on the witness stand admitting to committing perjury – therefore, the jurors received an instruction to ignore the testimony of an individual who has lied: that would be Leonard Norman Cohen. The restraining orders are fraud and that’s how Cohen procured them. He testified that he flew into Boulder to obtain a restraining order because he THOUGHT I would attend his concert 10 months later – which I did NOT and he is delusional and hallucinating if he thinks otherwise. Cohen should have been forced to submit to a psychiatric exam (taking into consideration his long history of drug and alcohol abuse, embellished stories, theft, etc.) The prosecutor appeared to be a sycophant who knew that the LA Times was present. I have now filed a Complaint with her Supervisor at the City Attorney’s office who will receive a subpoena in the future.
In the past when she said a person should be "taken out" she would add some qualifier like "legally".
In the past when she said a person should be "taken out" she would add some qualifier like "legally".
TAKEN DOWN legally. It’s in LAPD’s report.
Not so with her recent threats against Leonard Cohen or the District Attorney.
Not so with her recent threats against Leonard Cohen or the District Attorney.
I have not threatened Cohen or the DA and the DA will be mentioned in my appeal. I have a legal right to confront my accusers and that includes Cooley over the satirical email attached to Horvath’s letter – and the letter to Alan Jackson that Investigator William Frayeh hand delivered to him.
Leaving obscene or threatening telephone messages is good for a year in jail for each call, and we heard from Kelley Lynch herself, via email, that she was accused by DA staff of leaving both kinds.
Leaving obscene or threatening telephone messages is good for a year in jail for each call, and we heard from Kelley Lynch herself, via email, that she was accused by DA staff of leaving both kinds.
I am not obscene but can give many examples where Cohen is. That includes writing a book that is referred to as the most obscene book ever published in Canada, Beautiful Losers. I will need to speak to my lawyers about the accusations DA staff made with respect to me. As of this moment in time, Horvath’s letter is hearsay and he also needs to be confronted. See Crawford vs. Washington.
Now that they have her where she can be served with an arrest warrant (in jail)it would be a shame to squander this opportunity.
Now that they have her where she can be served with an arrest warrant (in jail)it would be a shame to squander this opportunity.
This should also be investigated by the FBI, etc.
Nor do we believe that Kelley Lynch has the will or desire to comply with the terms of her probation and we predict she will wind up serving the entire 5 year sentence eventually.
Nor do we believe that Kelley Lynch has the will or desire to comply with the terms of her probation and we predict she will wind up serving the entire 5 year sentence eventually.
Fortunately, Jihad Gianelli isn’t enlightened or known for his divinations.
Also keep in mind that KL s required to complete certain classes in jail and be psychologically tested before being released, so she still might be 5150'd at some point.
Also keep in mind that KL s required to complete certain classes in jail and be psychologically tested before being released, so she still might be 5150'd at some point.
Everything has been completed and I doubt I will be 5150’d at some point since I have no mental health issues and live with excellent witnesses, have excellent friends, and strong relationships with my family. I will, however bring this threat to the attention of the IRS, FBI, Dennis Riordan, and my lawyers.
kellygreen said...
I believe it's a mistake for the feds to pretend she doesn't exist. But what the hell, they have law degrees, badges, and guns--and I don't. Perhaps threatening the life of the DA will earn her a lengthy sentence. And since the conclusion of her trial, I'm sure she's flooding the office of the City attorney with complaints about the attorney who prosecuted--or as she sees it "persecuted"--her. To hell with the consequences, and eventhough she's incarcerated, she'll continue to harass Cohen, Cutler, Cooley et al. While I am unsure that Lynch can/will physically threaten or bring actual harm to or cause the death of the DA, I have no doubt that once on the outside, she'll hook up with another fringe element of society who, at her behest, will not think twice about harming the DA. Therefore, I do hope the DA prosecutes her for the threats she's already made.
Have the feds pretended I don’t exist? Then why was Agent Tejeda/IRS speaking with my lawyers, meeting with IRS attorneys, and determining what he could testify about when the judge refused to let him take the stand – concealing information from the jurors. I haven’t threatened the life of the DA. That’s a bald faced lie. I haven’t contacted Cohen or Cutler and have no interest in doing so. I have heard from Phil Spector. The judge refused to grant Cooley a restraining order and the man is in possession of a satirical email that has highlighted the words “Steven Machat” and a “fan of Alan Jackson’s” so that demands an investigation. Well, when people note that Cooley is corrupt, they know what they are talking about.
Of course, if all else fails, there's always the 5150 hearing. And her commitment placement. Regarding the Cohen case, I'm surprised her attorney didn't use a diminished capacity defense. Oh, I forgot...the Lynchness Monster believes she's the only sane person on the planet!
Of course, if all else fails, there's always the 5150 hearing. And her commitment placement. Regarding the Cohen case, I'm surprised her attorney didn't use a diminished capacity defense. Oh, I forgot...the Lynchness Monster believes she's the only sane person on the planet!
Says dangerously unstable and psychotic Kelly Green who may be Alan Jackson or affiliated with him in some way.
Blogonaut said...
We always regarded Kelley Lynch's claim that the Boulder, Colorado restraining order was "fraudulently issued" as further proof that she will never obey a court order. Why, she appeared at the Colorado hearing AND ASKED THE JUDGE TO ISSUE THE RESTRAINING ORDER, THEN THANKED HER FOR DOING SO!!!
The Boulder order was obtained via fraud – see Cohen’s declaration and my Motion to Vacate the order after reading through Cohen’s fraud, lies, and perjury. There was no evidentiary hearing and I didn’t waive one. The judge did note that she was granting me the order and Cohen provided no evidence so I tend to doubt the order’s valid. That’s why my lawyers felt it was invalid but the judge concealed this from the jurors when he refused to permit my lawyers to argue this.
We link the transcript here; scroll down to the last few pages:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/29303794/Leonard-Cohen-vs-Keley-Lynch-Colorado-Harassment-Hearing-Dated-September-12-2008
PS: If you have 20 minutes to read the entire transcript it is an amusing read, especially where Lynch tells the court that "this is an IRS matter"!
We link the transcript here; scroll down to the last few pages:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/29303794/Leonard-Cohen-vs-Keley-Lynch-Colorado-Harassment-Hearing-Dated-September-12-2008
PS: If you have 20 minutes to read the entire transcript it is an amusing read, especially where Lynch tells the court that "this is an IRS matter"!
It was an IRS matter and I stand by my words.
Blogonaut said...
http://www.scribd.com/doc/29303794/Leonard-Cohen-vs-Keley-Lynch-Colorado-Harassment-Hearing-Dated-September-12-2008
Beginning on page 20 of the linked transcript of the Colorado hearing on Cohen’s application for restraining order:
MS. LYNCH: I can’t have this hearing. Just go ahead and make the restraining order permanent, okay?
THE COURT: Okay.
MS. LYNCH: I really can’t.
THE COURT: Okay.
MS. LYNCH: These people are insane.
THE COURT: Okay.
MS. LYNCH: Okay? They’ve destroyed my life, they’ve silenced me, they’ve terrorized me. Robert Cory has a declaration of my son’s custody matter. Can I ask one question? To whom can I communicate about very serious issues? Legal issues?
THE COURT: A lawyer.
MS. LYNCH: No, I don’t have a lawyer right now. I’m representing myself. I mean with Leonard Cohen’s parties?
THE COURT: Judge’s can’t give legal advice.
MS. LYNCH: Right.
THE COURT: Cn only recommend that people get attorneys, and if you are having legal issues you can seek out legal services.
MS. LYNCH: I’m waiting for [Bruce] Cutler.
****
THE COURT: […] do you agree that the temporary order that was previously issued …become permanent?
MS. LYNCH: Yes, I would like that very much.
THE COURT: Granted.
MS. LYNCH: Thank you very much.
THE COURT: You’re welcome.
Beginning on page 20 of the linked transcript of the Colorado hearing on Cohen’s application for restraining order:
MS. LYNCH: I can’t have this hearing. Just go ahead and make the restraining order permanent, okay?
THE COURT: Okay.
MS. LYNCH: I really can’t.
THE COURT: Okay.
MS. LYNCH: These people are insane.
THE COURT: Okay.
MS. LYNCH: Okay? They’ve destroyed my life, they’ve silenced me, they’ve terrorized me. Robert Cory has a declaration of my son’s custody matter. Can I ask one question? To whom can I communicate about very serious issues? Legal issues?
THE COURT: A lawyer.
MS. LYNCH: No, I don’t have a lawyer right now. I’m representing myself. I mean with Leonard Cohen’s parties?
THE COURT: Judge’s can’t give legal advice.
MS. LYNCH: Right.
THE COURT: Cn only recommend that people get attorneys, and if you are having legal issues you can seek out legal services.
MS. LYNCH: I’m waiting for [Bruce] Cutler.
****
THE COURT: […] do you agree that the temporary order that was previously issued …become permanent?
MS. LYNCH: Yes, I would like that very much.
THE COURT: Granted.
MS. LYNCH: Thank you very much.
THE COURT: You’re welcome.
Anonymous said...
What I don't understand is why people are still dealing with her as a normal person who knows right from wrong. the woman is either nuttier than a fruitcake or possessed by some demon. I used to be on her spam list until I blocked her emails from my computer.
It would be kind I think if she could be committed particularly as she has threatened harm to others.
It would be kind I think if she could be committed particularly as she has threatened harm to others.
Another Anonymous lunatic who is obsessed with a stranger. Unless it’s Jihad Gianelli or Blogonaut posting.
Blogonaut said...
Dear Anon:
Kelley Lynch changes her email accounts frequently to avoid filters s she is not easily blocked.
Kelley Lynch changes her email accounts frequently to avoid filters s she is not easily blocked.
My email addresses have been targeted by Michelle Blaine and others – including Blogonaut/Jihad Gianelli who she personally thanked for targeting my blogs and emails. I have no interest in avoiding filters.
Business telephone numbers for obvious reasons must remain public.
Kelley Lynch has ben harassing multiple people for years, and hs zero insight into her mental condition or what caused her fall from grace.
Since she has not physically assaulted someone, yet anyway, establishing that she is a danger to self/others is not so easy, nor is finding a placement for such persons in California. Walk the streets of San Francisco for an hour and you will see what we mean.
Business telephone numbers for obvious reasons must remain public.
Kelley Lynch has ben harassing multiple people for years, and hs zero insight into her mental condition or what caused her fall from grace.
Since she has not physically assaulted someone, yet anyway, establishing that she is a danger to self/others is not so easy, nor is finding a placement for such persons in California. Walk the streets of San Francisco for an hour and you will see what we mean.
I have never touched anyone in my life and have not seen Cohen in 7 years. Nor have I ever gone near Steve Cooley or his gangsters (my opinion) although Investigator Brian Bennett rolled by my house in 2005 about Steve Cooley so Captain Jack Horvath/Protection Detail lied to the court in his letter. I live in a perfectly lovely home with wonderful roommates.
kellygreen said...
Blogo, is the Lynchness Monster still in jail or is she free and roaming the streets?
Blogonaut said...
If you go the Los Angeles Department of Corrections inmate locator page one can verify that KL is still in the pokie. You can also, as did we, sign up for a text message warning you of her release. However, we suspect that our first alert will be a crazy-as-ever obscene email or two (or forty) from herself cc to th usual 200 law enforcement agencies, IRS, treasury, BLABLABLABLABLALeonardCohenBLABLABLABLABLASteveCooleyBLABLAB
LA [....]
I wonder why a Lieutenant (who figured out the whole story and hasn’t seen a sentence like mine in 26 years as law enforcement) went to a law enforcement Blog and saw comments by the IRS about this matter? They were, according to the Lieutenant, very positive about me. Correct – the first party I contacted was Agent Luis Tejeda/IRS.
Indeed, I have a trade already set up to invest heavily in a fund specilazing in companies that sell Sake; when we receive that text message we har hitt'in the "buy" button!!!!!
Indeed, I have a trade already set up to invest heavily in a fund specilazing in companies that sell Sake; when we receive that text message we har hitt'in the "buy" button!!!!!
Leonard Cohen should get off whatever drugs he might be on these days. He’s turned into a habitual liar and can’t seem to help himself.
Get your spam filters ready kiddies (and Allan Jackson), she is slated for release in July, but she must submit to a psych evaluation before her release....so who the heck knows?
Get your spam filters ready kiddies (and Allan Jackson), she is slated for release in July, but she must submit to a psych evaluation before her release....so who the heck knows?
I had the psych evaluation. I requested it myself and this will be addressed with the judge. Alan Jackson? Alan Jackson should have been confronted, since he was repeatedly raised at my trial, and that will be addressed in the appeal.
Linda said...
Hi Folks! As usual, I'm a little late to the party, but I was curious about KL's release date. My guess at this point would be that there is no way in hell KL will pass any kind of psych eval anytime soon. Unless, of course, she's had a sufficient number of them to learn the lingo and memorize the "correct" answers, even a graduate student would be able to see what is so obvious to so many others. The thing is, it's not illegal to be insane, only to be a danger to others. If, indeed, she is as smart as some claim, she will be able to figure this out as long as she's sober. She may just get away with a halfway house placement. Of course, we all know she'll just walk away the first chance she gets and off she'll go again. I guess we'll just have to wait and see what the next chapter is. Somehow, I don't think Kelley will ever slip quietly into the night and disappear...
It was very nice of the judge to expose me to dangerously unstable individuals with probable motive who are now slandering me based on his sentence and probation rerquirements which will be addressed on appeal. No, I refuse to be silenced. I have no doubt that parties with motive hope I “disappear.” I hope they end up in prison.
Anonymous said...
She was released on 9/11/2012 and is already emailing and blogging. Crazy bitch that she is!
Blogonaut said...
Yes, we are among her email recepients. Sadly, she is in deep denial about the terms of her probation - including a mental health evaluation - and we predict she will be soon returned to jail to serve the full three years. If her emails are any indication, nothing has changed. He thought processes are as divorced from reality as ever.
Jihad Gianelli/Blogonaut is not one of my email recipients. I’ve again advised him to CEASE AND DESIST. Talk about divorced from reality.
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