Kelley Lynch Sentenced To 18 Months In Jail – Read Leonard Cohen’s Full Statement To Court
April 18th, 2012
The Sentencing
In continuing converge of the trial of Kelley Lynch, Leonard Cohen’s former manager, for harassment of Cohen, Hailey Branson-Potts of the Los Angeles Times reports in Leonard Cohen’s former business manager jailed for harassment ( April 18, 2012) that after being found guilty last week by a jury on five counts of violating no-contact protective orders and two counts of repeatedly contacting Leonard Cohen with the intent to annoy or harass (see full story at Jury Finds Kelley Lynch Guilty Of Harassing Leonard Cohen), Kelley Lynch was sentenced yesterday by Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Robert C. Vanderet to 18 months in Los Angeles County jail for violating restraining orders and sending Cohen and others thousands of harassing email and voice mail messages.NOTE: Harassment was not at issue at this trial. An “intent to annoy” was and that is not proven based on a liar taking the stand and testifying about paranoid observations. Nor is it proven when Cohen believes there is an “implied menace” in the Dallas FBI’s investigation into a murder, the Aryan Nation or white supremists, the Cartel, and meth labs. That was utterly astounding testimony and I have absolutely contacted the Dallas FBI over this since this situation involved the family of a man I met while homeless in Santa Monica. It had nothing, whatsoever, to do with Leonard Cohen so one must question Cohen’s delusions and fantasies. The statute doesn’t say the intent to annoy or harass but journalists will write anything they think sounds better than reality. The restraining orders, procured by fraud, will be addressed on appeal – as will the fact that I was not served or notified of the new order registered in California. Michelle Rice’s lies in her February 14, 2011 email to me (cc’d to the IRS, FBI, DOJ, Treasury, Dennis Riordan, and Ron Burkle) did not serve as notice of anything other than her decision to transmit fraud and lies to these parties.
The article goes on:
Lynch, who was dressed in a blue jail jumpsuit and handcuffed to a chair, also was sentenced to five years’ probation. She is barred from owning, possessing or using deadly weapons, including firearms, for 10 years.
What is the obsession with guns? I don’t own a gun. The sentence and probation requirements are unconscionable. In fact, a Lieutenant – who investigated this situation and figured out what was going on – told me that he has never seen anything like my sentence in his 26 years in law enforcement. Of course, he went on Police Chief blogs and noted the involvement of the IRS and understood that Cohen owes me millions. Not everyone is an awe-inspired idiot.
While in custody, she must undergo anger management classes, psychological training and alcohol education sessions. Upon release, she will be required to undergo a mental health evaluation.
Actually, this is another interpretation of the orders. According to one interpretation, I was to undergo a mental health evaluation prior to release. The Sheriff’s Department, whose legal department reviews all orders prior to release, evidently didn’t see this requirement. I, however, asked to speak with a psychiatrist (prior to my release) and understand precisely what she felt was going on. This leads to serious issues having to do with Sandra Baca and Sandra Jo Streeter’s recommendations.
Judge Vanderet prefaced the sentencing by saying Lynch, 55, showed no remorse for a “long, unrelenting barrage of harassing behavior” and “No person should be subject to that kind of targeting by anyone,”
That’s correct. I showed no remorse and I feel no remorse. Leonard Cohen is a bald-faced liar, thief, took the stand and perjured himself excessively, and owes me millions. Judge Vanderet appears to have been seriously impressed with the celebrity in his courtroom. Fortunately, my lawyers who saw right through Cohen (and nailed him in very serious perjury) weren’t. They also weren’t impressed with Sandra Jo Streeter’s performance that relied on fraud, lies, slander, suppositions about the IRS, and false accusations.
Kelley Lynch”s Statement To The Court
The LA Times piece notes thatPrior to sentencing, Lynch was given an opportunity to make a statement, in which she remained defiant. She blamed prosecutors for carrying out a “vicious attack” on her. She said if she wasn’t incarcerated she could stay away from Cohen and was “willing to go to anger management.”
… “I do believe that I have engaged in excessive and unauthorized rambling,” Lynch told the judge Tuesday.
Who wouldn’t agree to go to Anger Management rather than jail? I have stayed away from Leonard Cohen for 7 years. He has confirmed this in his testimony. Leonard Cohen is the individual that needs psychiatric care, anger management, and other serious medical interventions.
Leonard Cohen’s Statement To Court
According to Leonard Cohen to Ex-Manager/Harasser: Thank You for Exposing Yourself by Tim Kenneally & Pamela Chelin in The Wrap (April 17, 2012), “Leonard Cohen read an impassioned and sometimes funny statement in court Tuesday, during the sentencing:”
There was nothing funny about Cohen’s statements and that would include his shameless pandering to the judge or his insipid remarks about Detective Viramontes/LAPD who has now contacted Agent Tejeda/IRS and allegedly faxed him the statements he took from me to update his report. Viramontes also advised me that he would email Agent Sopko/Treasury his updated report. Viramontes/LAPD’s interpretation of IRS reporting requirements was truly astounding. He has now advised me (and explained to me that he would inform Agent Tejeda/IRS Fraud Unit) that Cohen’s restraining order prohibits me from contacting Cohen or his representatives for information I need to file my tax returns – although I owe no taxes.
I want to thank the Defendant Ms. Kelley Lynch for insisting on a Jury Trial, thus exposing to the light of day her massive depletion of my retirement savings and yearly earnings, and allowing the Court to observe her profoundly unwholesome, obscene and relentless strategies to escape the consequences of her wrongdoing.
I understand that Cohen is livid that I allegedly insisted on going to trial. I suppose the prosecutor informed Cohen that I insisted on this course of action. I exposed nothing about the non-existent depletion of his retirement savings which was evidently nothing but an illusion for this alter ego. Cohen’s relentless strategies have been addressed and will be addressed in the appeal which has not been filed, regardless of what the liar known as Steven “Jihad” Gianelli has to say about the matter.
The eight-year ordeal of harassment of my family, my friends, my associates, and myself was designed specifically to avoid or postpone the inevitable day of reckoning with the IRS, the day when she will be bound to account for the taxes she has neglected to pay on the stolen monies that she received and failed to report.
I have brought Cohen’s remarks (in his statement) about the IRS to the attention of the IRS Commissioner’s Staff and Agent Tejeda/IRS. The non-existent harassment was NOT designed to avoid the inevitable day of reckoning with the IRS. The mere thought is deranged. The IRS didn’t prosecute me. The City Attorney of Los Angeles did. I have not neglected to pay taxes and Cohen might wonder why Agent Tejeda/IRS was meeting with IRS attorneys to discuss what they felt he would testify about. There are no stolen monies and I have not failed to report anything. I have advised the IRS Commissioner's Staff and Doug Davis/FTB what I believe was income and they are aware that I lost two businesses, a house, have theft losses, etc. Doug Davis/FTB did not believe I did volunteer work re. Cohen when we discussed the fact that he withheld a 1099 for commissions on the "Dear Heather" advance and other 2004 commissions for my work as personal manager. Cohen lied when he testified that income from "Dear Heather" appeared on the expense ledger which is not accurate and is not a forensic accounting, as Dale Burgess (who wasn't fired but finished the work he was hired to do - so Cohen or Kory/Rice lied about this also) I am unable to file my 2004 and 2005 tax returns. The State automatically generated estimated income for the year 2004 based on the past. And, Cohen – who understands IRS reporting requirements (such as a 1099 or K1) has knowingly and willfully withheld information from me that will permit me to file and amend my tax returns. That would also include rescinding the illegal and criminal K1s that his 100% solely owned entity, LC Investments, LLC, transmitted to the IRS noting that I am a partner that entity. Cohen has now testified that he has an imperfect understand of a K1. So do I. I would assume that is not true of the IRS Commissioner’s Staff or Agent Tejeda/IRS. Cohen is speaking essentially on behalf of the IRS. He has stolen millions from me, obtained a fraudulent refund (from what I can tell), and will probably be the individual the IRS feels has neglected to pay taxes on his ordinary income, engaged in self-dealing, is the proven alter-ego of this fictional and fraudulent entities, etc. How does my alleged “intent to annoy” Leonard Cohen postpone any activity that relates to the IRS? Perhaps the IRS Commissioner’s Staff understands that this man is a narcissist, has a borderline personality disorder, and cannot stop lying due to his arrogance and conceit. Many of his statements make absolutely no sense but no one seems to notice. They evidently have no idea what he is talking about and think it’s profound.
Cohen’s full statement REDACTED. If you’re interested in the wholly nauseating Lifetime TV worthy statement, please google it for yourself. I believe Stephen “Jihad” Gianelli posted it online with other documents pertaining to me. His obsession with me is truly indicative of a dangerously unstable individual.
http://1heckofaguy.com/2012/04/18/kelley-lynch-sentenced-to-18-mons-in-jail-read-leonard-cohens-full-statement-to-court/
No other than Stephen “Jihad” Gianelli:After 10,000+ poison emails calling for Leonard Cohen’s arrest and death, and completely trasing the singer’s character over an 8 year time period at the rate of 30 a day, many copied to the international press, the IRS, the FBI, and many others, lynch admits that she has “engaged in excessive and unauthorized rambling”?
