How the legendary poet of melancholy became embroiled in a scandal involving deceit, manipulation, and a shocking betrayal of his closest confidante.
Leonard Cohen: the name itself evokes images of soulful melodies, poetic longing, and the aura of a wise, introspective troubadour. But behind the smoky charm and gravitas that captivated audiences worldwide lies a tale of deception, manipulation, and outrageous betrayal—revealed by those who knew him most intimately.
From the Chelsea Hotel to Bay of Pigs Delusions: Cohen's Theatre of the Absurd
Among the most notorious stories Cohen told was the infamous gun incident with eccentric producer Phil Spector. Over the years, Cohen seemed to relish retelling it, offering countless contradictory versions, each more outrageous than the last. In one account, Spector held a gun to Cohen's head, telling him he loved him—a moment Cohen spun with a twisted humor that only added to his rock and roll legend.
But here's where the story takes a wildly absurd twist, one worthy of the Theatre of the Absurd. Picture this: a young, hip Kelley Lynch, in her chic haute couture hipster ensemble, sitting in a studio, listening to Cohen as he embellished every word of this Spector tale. Her disbelief was palpable—because, really, how far could Cohen go with his tales?
Our Most Important Spy - Field Commander Cohen
Cohen as CIA Recon During Bay of Pigs? You Can't Make This Up!
If you thought the Phil Spector gun incident was as bizarre as it gets, think again. Cohen’s taste for weaving the absurd into his life story knew no bounds. Kelley Lynch has recounted Cohen's audacious tales of being a CIA recon operative during the Bay of Pigs invasion—yes, that Bay of Pigs. He regaled her with details of covert operations on the beach, all while Lynch, the hipster in haute couture, listened in sheer bewilderment. Was it true? Who knows! But for Cohen, it wasn't the truth that mattered—it was the drama, the legend, the mystique.
Misogyny and Manipulation: The Ugly Truth Behind Cohen’s Poetic Mask
Perhaps the most shocking revelation in Cohen's posthumous dismantling has been his ruthless treatment of Kelley Lynch—once his trusted confidante, publicly called a "blessing" by Cohen himself. As Lynch began uncovering financial discrepancies in Cohen’s tangled web of corporations, Cohen’s behavior turned ugly. Desperate to silence her, Cohen and his lawyer, Robert Kory, went as far as to try and drive a wedge between Lynch and the father of her younger son, literally walking into his office and lying that she had had an affair with Oliver Stone. Spoiler alert: it wasn't true. Stone himself publicly confirmed that he and Lynch were never lovers, and Lynch has since vehemently challenged Cohen's misogynistic lies.
Buddhist Poet or Ruthless Hustler?
Steven Machat, son of Cohen's original manager, painted an equally unflattering picture of the artist. According to Machat, Cohen was a "hustler using Buddhism as a façade"—a man who claimed to eschew material wealth while quietly orchestrating tax avoidance schemes and exploiting those closest to him. The contradictions between Cohen’s public persona as a humble Buddhist monk and his private financial maneuvers were as sharp as the cutting lyrics in his songs.
The Myth of Leonard Cohen Begins to Crumble
Leonard Cohen's body of work may continue to touch the hearts of millions, but the stories of those who knew him paint a vastly different picture. Ann Diamond, a writer who was once close to Cohen, described his manipulative nature and how he used charm as a weapon to control and deceive those around him. She spoke of the professional destruction faced by those who dared to challenge him, including herself and Kelley Lynch.
These testimonies reveal a darker side to the supposed "poet of the spirits." The man who serenaded the world with songs of longing and wisdom was also capable of cold, calculated cruelty. His was a complex legacy—a carefully curated public image that concealed a trail of deceit, broken promises, and betrayed confidences.
The Protected Celebrity: A Tale as Old as Hollywood
Cohen’s manipulative behavior went unchecked, aided by a fortress of lawyers, accountants, publicists, and even local government actors. In Kelley Lynch’s case, Cohen was shielded by the Los Angeles City Attorney, the Los Angeles District Attorney, and the LAPD’s Threat Management Unit—institutions that seemed more interested in protecting a celebrity than seeking the truth. This is, sadly, the well-worn playbook of many Hollywood icons—misconduct hidden behind an army of handlers, with narratives spun to uphold the myth while leaving victims like Lynch crushed under the weight of the star's public glory.
Separating the Art from the Artist
The question remains: can we still enjoy Leonard Cohen's music, knowing what lay beneath the surface? His haunting lyrics and melodies touched millions, but the darkness behind those songs—the betrayal, the lies, the manipulation—casts a long shadow over the art. It’s a reminder that the world of celebrity is often more illusion than reality, a theatre of the absurd where the line between truth and fiction is blurred, and the casualties are all too real.
