Sunday, March 10, 2013

Kelley Lynch FB Message To Roch Parisien Re Sylvie Simmons Absolutely Deranged Comments About Me And Leonard Cohen


Roch,  I would appreciate it if you would refrain from slandering me. Sylvie Simmons is out of her mind.  Leonard Cohen committed tax fraud.  I reported it to the IRS.  She has been to my blog and did not approach me for an interview.  Leonard Cohen concealed, from the court, the fact that I own 15% of all his intellectual property.  I have the corporate books, records, notarized documents, stock shares, etc. to prove this.  This woman is truly mad.  She contacted Phil Spector for an interview for this book and Leonard Cohen now has three versions of his Phil Spector gun stories before LA Superior Court.

I took nothing from Cohen.  He borrowed millions from his so-called retirement account and that was evidently dangerous to the structure and the IRS can overturn it.  The lengths this man has gone to silence me are absolutely insane.  He has also withheld commissions he owes me.  Furthermore, he has stolen from Steven and Marty Machat (former manager/attorney) and evidently from Phil Spector.  Simmons sounds like a groupie.  I am presently writing a book on Leonard Cohen and know his archives well.  I archived his entire body of worki.  This man cannot stop lying and the only Judah in this story is Leonard Cohen.  I've suggested to the IRS Commissioner's Staff that they read Simmons chapter on taxes.  Cohen cannot live in Canada because of tax and residence issues.  If you're interested in the facts, read Ann Diamond's article.  I know Simmons did and proceeded to lie about me.  I have contacted her publisher.  Anything for a celebrity, I suppose.

Kelley Lynch

P.S.  Cohen obtained a default judgment based on fraud, concealment, perjury, etc.  He retaliated because I went to the IRS.  Period.  I wasn't served his lawsuit.  I was not served or notified of the default judgment.  This man is utterly pathetic.  He has targeted my chidren, elderly parents, etc.  His fans and others have engaged in a coordinated campaign of outright cyber-terrorism and slander with respect to me.  Sylvie Simmons, I can assure you, didn't review the evidence I have handed over to the IRS Commissioner's Staff as well as the FBI, DOJ, Treasury, FTB, and Phil Spector's attorneys.

http://riverdeepbook.blogspot.com/2011/03/ann-diamonds-original-draft-article-for.html

http://es.scribd.com/doc/57415308/Kelley-Lynch-s-Conversation-With-Steven-Machat-Leonard-Cohen-and-Phil-Spector

Roch Parisien’s Rocon Communications

When Leonard's longtime manager stole his entire fortune, some saw it as a tragic event; others expressed disbelief that Leonard could be so naive and trusting; and yet others suggested there was karmic justice of sorts for his single-minded self-absorption over so many decades and the people who were hurt along the way. And yet, if this had not occurred, we would have been robbed of his incredible comeback and some of the most dramatically spectacular concerts of the ages. What are your thoughts on the interrelationship between these two events?

Sylvie Simmons
I'm going to be that annoying author and say, 'It's all in the book', because it is, and it's too long to summarise, other than with a glib oversimplification. First of all, I take issue with it being karmic justice for Leonard's bad behaviour. I have no evidence that he hurt or used people any more than the average human being, and I'd say much less than the average artist/poet/musician/ celebrity. You cannot be an artist without some sort of self-absorption, and the laws of Karma, if they are just laws, would know that. My contention is that the laws of Karma worked in Leonard's favour, and far more efficiently in the courts of law, in getting his money back. As I wrote in the book, somewhat tongue-in-cheek but not entirely, if it were a bible and not a biography, Kelley Lynch (the manager who emptied his accounts) would have the Judas role – yes she betrayed him for money, but at the same time her betrayal led to the resurrection of his career as a performing artist and to this mass, worldwide adoration ever since.

http://www.facebook.com/notes/roch-parisiens-rocon-communications/facebook-music-interview-50-sylvie-simmons-author-of-im-your-man-the-life-of-leo/10152641656725434

Joni Mitchell On Leonard Cohen

Were you similarly skeptical about the folk scene in New York in the late sixties?

No. I briefly liked Leonard Cohen, though once I read Camus and Lorca I started to realize that he had taken a lot of lines from those books, which was disappointing to me.

http://nymag.com/nymetro/arts/music/pop/11888/

Aphrodite Jones, Michelle Blaine, Alan Jackson, And Truc Do On Phil Spector Are Despicable



From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Mar 10, 2013 at 5:30 PM
Subject:
To: Paulette Brandt <paulettebrandt8@gmail.com>


Paulette,

I worked for Phillip and so did you.  It was not like taking care of a child.  Phillip didn't need to feel important.
Michelle Blaine, who had motive - stealing from him, etc., is an outrage.  This woman is completely out of her
mind.  When did she worm her way into Phillip's life?  Thank goodness Rachelle figured out Michelle Blaine
stole from Phillip and told him.  He doesn't sound drunk to me at the police station.  He sounds upset and
had just been tasered twice, etc.  I wonder why Phillip didn't ask you to marry him since Blaine has said he 
wanted to marry her so she would have spousal protection.  That is laughable.  Why not marry Janice since she
knew him for years and lived with him, had his children, etc.  

I think it was intelligent that he offered a reward.  Naturally, no one stepped up to the plate.  

Alan Jackson ran for DA on Phil Spector's case but isn't interested in celebrity?  The elephant in the room is that
celebrities have not been convicted.  They had to nail Phillip and Cohen gets a free pass to steal millions from me,
perjure himself, etc.  Also, just hang out in the courtroom with the DA's investigator.  It absolutely looked like
a legal conspiracy.  I'm so glad you confirmed that Phillip had no problems with women who wanted to see him/have sex with him.  Their theory is that Phillip shot her because she wouldn't have sex with him.  It is absurd.  

Jackson doesn't like Phillip with bodyguards.  He doesn't like seven lawyers.  This is an entire DA's office with 
unreal government resources.  The DA's investigator was hanging out with Cohen at my intent to annoy trial - wasting taxpayer dollars while he tells his third version of a Phil Spector gun story that contradicts the version the prosecutor used against Phil and the one he wrote the prosecutor who lied through her teeth about me and referred to the DA and Alan Jackson constantly.  

I have heard countless stories about these women going through his drawers and stealing from Phillip.  Janice
told me.  Aphrodite Jones is despicable.  As we know, Clarkson's friend has now said she wanted to buy a gun and blow her brains out or something like that.  

Phillip was scared that Clarkson was learing according to Jackson.  It's is like watching stark raving lunatics and
bald faced liars.   It's interesting that we have none of these experiences.  Janice hasn't had these experiences either.

Phillip has no problems with women.  He's been a great friend to me for years and years.  

And it is shocking that the driver was rewarded with a green card.  DeSouza will never forget Phillip's words, per
Jackson, but Cohen can't recall is the gun was held to his head, chest, neck, etc.  He just makes it up as he goes along and it's fine with the DA.  Their investigator will even lunch with Cohen on the taxpayer's dime while I am targeted.  

The jurors wanted proof?  I've heard from an investigator that Juror #9 was all over Sprocket's blog before the verdict.

Truc Do's also out of her mind.  She's now a copyright lawyer.  Ms. Forensic Science, no doubt.  These people are evil and I've had the unfortunate rotten karma to see them up close and personal.  A friend of mine works for a news gathering agency in Canada and saw BlainĂ©'s blog and some of the attacks on me on various blogs and understood that these people are INSANE.  

Well, Phillip didn't marry Blaine and she wasn't a witness.  I wonder why, Paulette?  Right - she's a liar.  


An absolutely outrageous piece.  Very disturbing.

Love,
Kelley


Correction To Exclusive Q&A: Leonard Cohen on New Tour, 'Old Ideas' Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/exclusive-q-a-leonard-cohen-on-new-tour-old-ideas-20120130#ixzz2NBAo6691 Follow us: @rollingstone on Twitter | RollingStone on Facebook

I know that you toured last time partially because of your financial situation. The tour must have taken care of that, so what would drive you to tour again?

I was able to restore my tiny fortune within a year or so, but I kept on touring. It wasn't exclusively that unique situation. Touring is like taking the first step on a walk to China. It's a serious commitment, so there are a lot of factors to be examined.

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/exclusive-q-a-leonard-cohen-on-new-tour-old-ideas-20120130#ixzz2NBAbuYoS 
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Leonard Cohen didn't have to restore his "tiny fortune."  This was a cover story for his massive tax hit and probable criminal tax fraud.  What Leonard Cohen had to do was repay his millions of dollars in loans to Traditional Holdings, the entity that was allegedly formed to create annuity payments for his retirement.  Instead, Leonard Cohen treated this retirement account like his personal piggy bank.  When he heard I was going to the IRS, he concocted a story about being broke.  No one that just received $1 million advance on an album is broke.  The man pursued the multi-million dollar lithograph deal I was negotiating.  Leonard Cohen simply cannot stop lying.  He has concealed all corporate books and records, stock certificates, notarized documents, my indemnity agreement, etc. from LA Superior Court and perjured himself when he obtained the default judgment against me in a matter I wasn't served.  Leonard Cohen planned to tour and his lawyer advised mine that he also planned to go on Oprah and advise his audience that Neal Greenberg and Richard Westin defrauded him.  I guess they all worked out a deal, knowing I reported Cohen's tax fraud to the IRS.  This man used me horrendously and simply cannot stop lying.  It is utterly pathetic.  Watching him on the witness stand was almost too much for my lawyer and me to believe.  My lawyer saw right through him which clearly pissed Cohen off.  He is one of the most cold-hearted, calous men I have ever met in my life.  If his fans don't like that then they should feel free to remain delusional.  Adoring journlists seem to love Leonard Cohen's carefully crafted victim story.  

Perhaps The IRS Can Commemorate Leonard Cohen With A Special Criminal Tax Fraud Day



From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Mar 10, 2013 at 3:17 PM
Subject: Re: Celebrate Leonard Cohen Day By Committing Tax Fraud
To: Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, "Doug.Davis" <Doug.Davis@ftb.ca.gov>


To the IRS Commissioner's Staff,

I suppose you could sponsor a special Leonard Cohen Day where you honor his probable criminal tax fraud.

All the best,
Kelley





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The Judge admonished the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?” “I do.” “Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?” “Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.”



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The Judge admonished the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?” “I do.” “Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?” “Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.”

Corrections To Crazy for Love - Leonard Cohen - Sylvie Simmons Book I'm Your Man

By 2004 Cohen had come down from the mountain and was living in Montreal when, Simmons tells us, he discovered that while he was gone, Kelley Lynch, his business manager and friend, had stolen almost all of his money. Cohen ultimately got a judgment against Lynch, but most of the money could not be recovered. He was broke and forced back on the road, only to find that his fan base had continued to grow and that he’d gone from being a cult hero to an icon, especially in the United States, where there are now multiple generations of Leonard Cohen fans. 

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/14/books/review/im-your-man-leonard-cohen-bio-by-sylvie-simmons.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

By 2004, Leonard Cohen was not living in Montreal.  He was visiting Montreal.  He has a U.S. green card and cannot live in Canada.  According to my former attorney brother-in-law, Cohen has residence and tax problems in Canada also.  According to Cohen, he abandoned his first green card after Marty Machat's death and obtained a new one because Canada Revenue asks where you paid your taxes the prior year and the IRS does not.  I misappropriated nothing from Leonard Cohen.  He has stolen from me; withheld commissions; and literally owes me millions.  His greed and arrogance got the best of him.  He was not broke either.  He had just received $1 million advance for Dear Heather; pursued a multi-million lithograph deal I worked on; and had planned to tour behind Dear Heather.  He just needs a story for the news media.  That story usually involved Phil Spector and a highly embellished bogus gun story.  Leonard Cohen decided to fashion himself as a victim and the news media ran with it.  It's a better story than the old "greed got the best of me" and the all too familiar tax fraud story.  And, since he was hanging out in the courtroom with the DA's investigator at my insane Intent to Annoy Leonard Cohen trial, one can safely assume the DA decided not to prosecute him for fraud, theft, etc. after I filed  my Complaint with their aptly named Major Fraud Unit because they have to keep him credible.  Regardless of the lies Cohen tells, Mick Brown/UK Telegraph has reviewed the Grand Jury transcripts and Cohen's statements about Phillip were presented to the Grand Jury.  His statements were also used in Phil Spector prosecutor documents.  And, Leonard Cohen was represented by former DA Ira Reiner so one can assume a deal was made.  

The only thing Leonard Cohen heard in 2004, and I personally met with him so I know what we discussed, was that I was reporting his tax fraud to the IRS.  He and his advisers had used me horrendously.  The sage decided to force me into homelessness and then came up with a carefully crafted statement that I think he's the author of my misfortunes.  It probably took him a week to come up with that line which dazzled the prosecutor who targeted me for another Hollywood fraud, as Boies Schiller referred to Cohen.  Leonard Cohen simply cannot stop lying.  He cannot stop stealing.  As Steven Machat said - he should have simply paid us what he owes us.  He has also stolen from Machat & Machat.  Leonard Cohen's major tax hit caught up with him and he thought his best way out was to destroy my life and continue on his crusade to destroy Phil Spector.  I don't know how the DA can now explain away the fact that Leonard Cohen now has three different versions of his good rock and roll stories about Phil Spector before LA Superior Court.  I think Cohen probably knows the difference between his head, neck, and chest, and most people who have guns held on them recall it vividly.  For Cohen, it's a game.  

Kelley And Paulette Discuss Leonard Cohen, Michelle Blaine, Sprocket, And Others In This Horrifying Tale Of Corruption, Greed, Arrogance, And Stupidity



From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Mar 10, 2013 at 2:18 PM
Subject: Fwd: Have you seen this?
To: Dennis <Dennis@riordan-horgan.com>, "*irs. commissioner" <*IRS.Commissioner@irs.gov>, ASKDOJ <ASKDOJ@usdoj.gov>, Washington Field <washington.field@ic.fbi.gov>, "Kelly.Sopko" <Kelly.Sopko@tigta.treas.gov>, "Doug.Davis" <Doug.Davis@ftb.ca.gov>, rbyucaipa <rbyucaipa@yahoo.com>, Robert MacMillan <robert.macmillan@gmail.com>, moseszzz <moseszzz@mztv.com>, a <anderson.cooper@cnn.com>, "Hoffman, Rand" <rand.hoffman@umusic.com>, wennermedia <wennermedia@gmail.com>, "harriet.ryan" <harriet.ryan@latimes.com>, "hailey.branson" <hailey.branson@latimes.com>, Mick Brown <mick.brown@telegraph.co.uk>, woodwardb <woodwardb@washpost.com>, "glenn.greenwald" <glenn.greenwald@guardiannews.com>, lrohter <lrohter@nytimes.com>


Hello Mr. Riordan,

Paulette sent me a lovely link featuring Blaine on Aphrodite Jones.  The system works beautifully for the criminal.  Paulette worked for Phil for years and NO ONE contacted her - not the prosecutors, not the news media, etc.  No one cares about the truth.  They like the garbage de riguer gun stories.  They sell.

Love,
Kelley


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Mar 10, 2013 at 2:16 PM
Subject: Re: Have you seen this?
To: Paulette Brandt <paulettebrandt8@gmail.com>


Hi,

I've watched it before.  It's a complete disgrace.  Michelle Blaine is a complete disgrace.  She targets Phillip, steals from him, and then goes on an all out crusade to destroy hi reputation.  I think she got rid of everyone in Phillip's world - you, Morgan, Janice, and others.  She targeted me on the internet and has repeatedly - with others she's hooked up with - had my blogs, etc. taken down so I can't speak freely about Phillip.  It has been a highly coordinated campaign of harassment with some insane lawyer in the Bay Area targeting me, my children, parents, friends, and everyone in my life.  He's affiliated with Cohen and may have found a sympathetic ear with prosecutor Alan Jackson about me.  Clearly, it all relates to keeping Cohen credible.  I view Blaine as the female Leonard Cohen - a liar and a thief.  

It is so interesting that the prosecutors never contacted you; the news media wasn't interested in hearing what you had to say - having worked for him for years and knowing him since you were a teenager.  The de riguer garbage gun stories sell.  I was at the Carlyle for that incident and Phillip didn't have a gun.  I'm fairly certain we met up with Jericho in the lobby when I forced Phillilp to go downstairs to complain that a woman got into his room somehow and was hiding in his bathtub.  I had stopped over to see him.  I worked for him in 1988 and 1989 but Ogden said she did.  The lies are inconceivable.  Blaine's a vulgar, bitter, and hostile woman who has obvious motive.  You can just see the illegal driver calling Blaine.  It's a perfect storm - the woman who stole from him waiting to ambush him.  

And then, the DA glorified a woman with a drug problem who appears to have played kinky sex games with guns.  

Well, Paulette, I know one thing - the system works beautifully for the criminal:  see Leonard Cohen and his insane INTENT TO ANNOY trial against me.  The man owes me millions; lies through his teeth; committed tax fraud; and now has three versions of his insane Phil Spector gun story before LA Superior Court.  And what was he doing - sitting there with his lawyers and PI hanging out with the DA's investigator.  It was an remains sickening.  

I would like to point out that the DA dragged me into Phillip's matter.  Just showed up at my house unannounced.  An anonymous tip was placed to the DA about our friendship.  I would assume it was Cohen.  

Michelle Blaine, like Leonard Cohen, is positively evil.  It's so unfortunate you and Morgan weren't working for him at the time.  I know this would never have happened.  I don't know if you are aware of this but Blaine hooked up with a woman called Sprocket who is a trial groupie and fan of Phillip''s prosecutor.  An investigator told me Sprocket is also the mouthpiece for Clarkson's mother who, as we know, wanted money from Phillip.  Take a look at her vile and deranged blog.  She has also targeted me.  She's become some kind of blogger for trials and appears to have Alan Jackson's ear.


A young girl in the UK put up a Free Phil Spector Petition and it was targeted and she received a death threat.  These people are insane.  Clarkson's former publicist, Ed Lozzi, is a lunatic who actually told me that he called the prison to tell them Phillip could take out a hit from there.  These people are right out of the hell realm and they are dangerously unstable and stark raving lunatics.

Love,
Kelley

On Sun, Mar 10, 2013 at 1:24 PM, Paulette Brandt <paulettebrandt8@gmail.com> wrote:


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From: Paulette Brandt <paulettebrandt8@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Mar 10, 2013 at 12:54 PM


Did you see this?  Michelle Blaine (the righteous) is all over this...

Take care
 
Love,
Paulette

http://youtu.be/V5IIGwyKdvs



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The Judge admonished the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?” “I do.” “Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?” “Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.”