VIRAMONTES HAS OBVIOUSLY DETERMINED THAT MY EMAILS WERE NOT LEGITIMATE - AND JUST GUESSED THAT I SENT THEM WITHOUT PROOF THAT I DID - HE TOOK COHEN'S WORD FOR IT

Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>	Thu, Sep 20, 2012 at 1:12 PM
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Hailey, One other detail.  Sorry I didn't do this in one email but it's kind of rough right now.  See coments in text. Kelley Lynch "Her name is not Leonard Cohen," Kelly said. "She's not a celebrity. She's not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame…so she's at a disadvantage here." Kelly said Lynch's emails concerned "legitimate purposes," including questions on how to get information for her taxes. CORRECT.  THAT'S WHY THE EMAILS ARE LEGITIMATE. Cohen sued Lynch in 2005, accusing her of stealing $5 million from his personal accounts and investments while he lived for several years at a Zen monastery near Los Angeles. LEONARD COHEN TOLD MACLEAN'S, AFTER HE FILED HIS RETALIATORY LAWSUIT, THAT HE WASN'T ACCUSING ME OF THEFT.  I STOLE NOTHING FROM COHEN; WAS NOT SERVED HIS LAWSUIT; DIDN'T READ IT UNTIL 2010 WHEN IT WAS POSTED ONLINE; AND I WASN'T SERVED THE DEFAULT JUDGMENT.  ALTHOUGH COHEN NOTES IN HIS BOULDER DECLARATION THAT HE WAS OBSESSED WITH MY WHEREABOUTS IN SANTA MONICA WHILE HOMELESS, NOTICE OF THE DEFAULT JUDGMENT WAS MAILED TO MY FORMER HOME IN BRENTWOOD.  SO, HAILEY, THERE REALLY ISN'T A DEFAULT JUDGMENT.  THERE'S A LOT OF FRAUD AND PERJURY, HOWEVER.  THE IRS SHOULD SEND ME A THANK YOU NOTE FOR THE TRIAL.  THEY NOW KNOW PRECISELY HOW LEONARD COHEN AND HIS LAWYERS WILL LIE.  I THOUGHT - HEY, EVEN IF I END UP IN JAIL FOR A SPELL, AT LEAST THE LIES WILL NOW BE ON RECORD.  I SMILED, HAILEY.  WHAT'S WRONG - I'M NOT ENTITLED TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?  DOES THAT BOTHER THE LA TIMES? A judge granted Cohen a default judgment in that case, ordering Lynch to pay $9.5 million. GOD KNOWS WHAT THE AMOUNT WAS - THE NEWS MEDIA HAS CHANGED IT SO MANY TIMES.  MAYBE VIRAMONTES ACTUALLY BELIEVED THIS.  HE PROBABLY DIDN'T BOTHER READING THE LAWSUIT AND DIDN'T ASK WHY I DIDN'T APPEAR IN COURT.  THEN AGAIN, PERHAPS HE ACTUALLY VIEWS ME AS SOME HOMELESS WOMAN IN A RAGE AGAINST LEONARD COHEN.  I DON'T CARE ABOUT LEONARD COHEN.  I KNOW THIS SURPRISES ALL OF HIS ARDENT FANS - LIKE VIRAMONTES.  IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT ORDINARY FOLKS AREN'T UTTERLY OBSESSED WITH FRAUD CELEBRITIES SO I NOW UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M UP AGAINST.  COME ON OVER SOME DAY.  I'LL OFFER YOU A BANANA.  SEE IF YOU FEEL THRILLED.  MY FRIEND, RON BURKLE, HAD A HOUSEKEEPER WHO WOULD MAKE THEM RICE CRISPIE TREATS.  HE'S A BILLIONAIRE AND LAST I HEARD HE WAS SINGLE.  WOMEN PROBABLY ADORE THIS BILLIONAIRE BACHELOR WHO HAS ALSO BEEN DEMONIZED BY CERTAIN ELEMENTS IN THE NEWS MEDIA ALTHOUGH HE IS ONE CLASS ACT, AN ABSOLUTE GENTLEMAN, DOWN TO EARTH, HANDSOME, AND BRILLIANT.  IT'S JUST MORE INTERESTING TO READ THAT RON BURKLE ENGAGES IN DEGRADED BEHAVIOR WHEN HE DOESN'T.  I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I KNOW HIM.  I ALSO NO PHIL SPECTOR.  HE'S INNOCENT AND I DON'T CARE WANT IDIOTS THINK.  SOME DRUG ADDICTED PROBABLE PROSTITUTE DRANK TONS OF TEQUILLA AND SHOT HERSELF AT PHILLIP'S HOUSE.  THEN THE DA WHO WANTS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME SET PHILLIP UP.  TOLD THE CORONER NOT TO DO A FORENSIC AUTOPSY.  AND THEY THINK I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES? WELL, I READ ONLINE THAT HIS PROTECTION DETAIL (PERHAPS IT'S CAPTAIN HORVATH HIMSELF WHO WILL LIE FOR A LIVING OR CAN'T READ) DRIVES COOLEY AROUND DRUNK.  I ALSO READ THAT OFFICIAL MISCONDUCT IS ONE OF THE FBI'S TOP CRIMINAL PRIORITIES.  WELL, BOB MUELLER SHOULD GET DOWN TO BUSINESS IN LA CONFIDENTIAL-VILLE.  HE HAS HIS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM AND MIGHT NEED A 10 YEAR EXTENTION ON HIS NEW TERM.  ANYWAY, COOLEY'S INVESTIGATOR WHO CRIMINALLY THREATENED ME HAS A PROBLEM WITH THE FBI AND THE DENVER FBI IN GENERAL.  PERHAPS THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S AN ABSOLUTE LUNATIC.  HE MUST BE ONE OF JACK HORVATH'S COLLEAGUES.  DOES THE LA TIMES WONDER WHY A DA INVESTIGATOR WAS AT MY TRIAL.  ONE OF MY LAWYERS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE HAILEY WAS THERE.  OTHERS THOUGHT IT PROVED CONSPIRACY WITH LEONARD COHEN.  THIS PUBLIC SERVANT WAS HANGING OUT ON THE TAXPAYER'S DIME, SCHMOOZING WITH COHEN, AND LUNCHING WITH HIM.  PERHAPS COHEN ENTERTAINED HIM WITH ONE OF HIS GOOD ROCK 'N ROLL STORIES ABOUT PHIL SPECTOR.  THAT WOULD APPEAR TO NOW INCLUDE THE GUN INCIDENT HE TESTIFIED ABOUT AT MY TRIAL.  WASN'T THAT OF INTEREST TO YOU, HAILEY?  HOW ABOUT THE IRS AND CRIMINAL TAX FRAUD?  ISN'T THAT SALACIOUS ENOUGH?  WHY DO YOU THINK MY LAWYERS WERE HANDED AN IRS BINDER DURING THE TRIAL?  LEONARD COHEN TESTIFIED THAT THE REFUND RESOLVED THE TAX FRAUD MATTER.  NO IT DIDN'T AND I MET WITH AGENT SOPKO IN 2007 - AT WHICH TIME SHE GAVE ME AGENT TEJEDA'S NAME AND NUMBER AND ADVISED ME TO REPORT MY ALLEGATIONS TO HIM. Lynch is being held at Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood in lieu of $25,000 bail. The trial is expected to resume Monday. THANKS TO THE HELP OF A LYING DEPUTY CITY ATTORNEY AND LEONARD COHEN'S PERJURY.  VIRAMONTES IS UNCLEAR ABOUT THE LIES IN HIS REPORT.  I'M NOT AND THINK HE SHOULD HAVE ACTUALLY TAKEN MY STATEMENT.  THIS MAN WILL CHARGE ANYONE WHO LIES TO HIM.  NOW, IMAGINE HEARING THIS WHILE HE'S REFERRING TO COHEN AS A VICTIM.  AGENT TEJEDA SHOULD BE LAUGHING OUT LOUD OVER AN LAPD DETECTIVE WHO IS GOING TO ADVISE HIM HOW TO HANDLE THE POTENTIAL PROSECUTION OF LEONARD COHEN AND ADVISE HIM THAT THE IRS MUST OBTAIN THIS INFORMATION FROM LEONARD COHEN BECAUSE HE TOOK OUT A FRAUDULENT RESTRAINING ORDER AND LIED TO THE JUDGE IN BOULDER.  I ADDRESSED THOSE LIES IN MY MOTION TO DISMISS.  WELL, THE FBI AGENT I TALKED TO AT THE BOULDER LIBRARY WAS CERTAINLY CORRECT WHEN HE NOTED THAT THE ACTIVITY WE WERE DISCUSSING APPEARED TO BE TAKING PLACE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY AND THAT'S WHY I HAVE NOW HAD EXTENSIVE CONTACTS WITH THE FBI IN LOS ANGELES, DENVER, NEW JERSEY, WASHINGTON, AND ELSEWHERE.  I GUESS THEY'RE COPIED IN BECAUSE THEY'RE BORED.  BOB MUELLER HAS NOTHING ELSE FOR HIS AGENTS TO DO - THEREFORE, THEY ARE JUST HUMORING ME.  IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING ON, HAILEY?  DON'T BOTHER ANSWERING THE QUESTION.  I AM AFRAID TO HEAR THE ANSWER.