Date: Mon, Aug 31, 2015 at 11:11 AM
Subject: Mensa; 170 IQ's
To: Kelley Lynch <kelley.lynch.2010@gmail.com>
Michelle Rice emailed to inform me that the reason that she has such a grotesquely over sized forehead (see above photo, second from Leonard Cohen moving clockwise) is that she is a member of Mensa with a genius IQ of "170". Leonardo had an IQ of 170 s o you had best be prepared on 9/1!
As for Michelle's Mensa membership - see the Christopher Hitchens essay "The Eggheads and I" published in Vanity Fair.
Good. Luck!
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