Excerpt:
"4. Finally, I would like all documentation, electronic and otherwise, that relates to my major fraud complaint against Leonard Cohen for his participation in theft with respect to me, tax fraud, etc."
Response:
"Finally as to your request number 4, we were unable to locate any materials responsive to your request."
Excerpt:
"2. Specifically, I would like to obtain copies of all electronic and paper documents between Alan Jackson, Stephen Gianelli, Michelle Blaine, Kelly Green, Leonard Cohen, Robert Kory, Michelle Rice, Steven Clark Lindsey, and Betsy Ross."
Response:
"The Los Angeles District Attorney's Office, with over 50 offices, does not maintain a correspondence log of all incoming or outgoing mail. In addition, to locate any email that might be responsive would require a search of approximately 2,200 separate email addresses."
BALD FACED LIE: Alan Jackson is one Deputy DA and his office is downtown Los Angeles - as Deputy District Attorney Valerie Scott Cole (who wrote this shameless response) obviously knows.